Apology & Catch Up

Mmm a little to the left master

Okay I (Ross) want to apologies for missing Frank Friday this week everyone. I was out late with Stacy and her boyfriend. She treated us to a movie so I got to see "The watch" which was fucking spectacular. I highly recommend it for anyone looking for a funny comedy go see it. When It comes out on DVD i'm buying it. I do have the pictures I planned to put up of all our furry buddy so I will put them up and will with hope be back on track in the coming week. Aside from that we have had a few heat storms here in Ohio that have sucked ass to be honest as our powers gone out for hours at a time two days in a row within the past 4 days. Most of the time during the first one it was hot but okay since Stacy wasnt there bugging me thogh it rained hard during that storm. Gotta hate being with a bitchy roommate when the power goes out and she has all the lighters and flashlights in the house. Especially if shes in a worse mood than normal. Also I got my packages In that I ordered off eBay. Gotta love when they send you the second broken DVD in a row and you only payed a dollar for it and all but a penny of that was shipping and handling.. That's really pissing me off but aside from that the rest as come in okay.

It was raining hard see?

We had a bit of an adventure the other night though as we went out to get the mail we got polled over and Stacy was freaking out as she had only had her license like less than two months. We apparently had the music up a little too loud, the muffler was falling off the car and not to mention what we found out when we were pulled over. She had no license just to add on to the fact it was like two in the morning. That cop was nice though so no ticket just a slip that said she needed to get it fixed and then checked. I think her nearly balling in the front seat when he showed up saved her from a ticket. She had to give him social security and she was like threatening to kill me as it had been my idea to go get the male while the cop was running a check the long way. Last bit isn't that exciting but i'm at 185LB again so not doing too bad. I say again because I dropped it then put it back on so whoops. Well that's it for me.


About damn time he shut up! I thought he was gonna use up this whole post on his own people. No joke I think he rambled most of that. Okay well yeah i'm back. I know after Frank you all show up to hear about me, Noba then him. Okay well I went to that movie too but before that I went to Spencers in the mall. That was fun. Too bad all their bondage equipment minus their tape was on the crap side of things. I'm sorry for any one who works there or shops for that there but its not really as good as the real BDSM gear. I'm not saying it wont work but it just isn't as good or at least at the one we went to. If i'd had any money id be bragging about the red bondage tape I bought there but I didn't so I wont be. Okay to let you in on what the eBay order was no it wasn't much in the way of kink this time. Mostly anime to be honest. I've really started to get settled into fetlife over the past few weeks and have a small but good group of friends so I'm happy with it. I did have a incident a few days back with a guy who ended up blocking me so I'll take the bad with the good. I'd think as an adult he could just talk things out with me but no he decided to act like a child and block me without even telling me why. Really hate it when people don't have the guts to tell me how I went to far so I can apologies to them. 8 out of 10 times I will too. Yeah I know my parts never as big as loud mouths but this is it for now from us. Keep reading and I hope you enjoyed reading this.

The Toy Chest

Yes people as promised I Noba am doing the long awaited blog on my TOY chest. It does exist and now its time for you all to get your proof. After this however Ross has a lot of shit to tell you, Its been crazy here so he does have a lot to say.

Okay well now lets not keep you waiting. This is my Toy chest, you can't see it but I have a lot of stuff in it and to be honest most of the crap in it are just pervertibles. (god I love pervertibles) Okay for anyone who doesn't know a pervertable is and non sexual object that can be used for a sexual activity. An example is the spatula being used as a paddle. Its great for that use, cheep, and can be sterilized easily so you can use it with multiple partners even if you get blood on it. (after you clean it of cores) Some of my stuff really was made for BDSM though. I'll do a blog on my books on the subject but not today. Anyway since I cant show you everything in the toy box I just picked out a few key things that I've picked up here and there. I left out basic stuff like lube and condoms because come on people you all know what they look like and if you don't your under age and shouldn't be here in the first place. Okay well that's it for now. I'll do another blog on some of my pervertables and what I plan to use them for eventually. Aside from that nothing really left to say. Now I'll turn it over to Ross.

Okay finally I get to talk. Let me start out with telling you there's only like eight or nine things to tell you so he exaggerated a little bit saying I had a lot of shit to talk about, maybe ten at the most. Okay he didn't exaggerate at all. I'll start right from the earliest one. I heard from my BFF's boyfriend well now ex-boyfriend. Apparently her ex-boyfriend started a bit of trouble and that and a few other things made the guy leave her. Shes okay though so I guess that's fine then though shes going to talk to the ex that made her last one leave soonish. After that bit of bad news comes the most recognizable one. That being that I added stuff to my blog to make it look better. I really would like to hear your opinion about it by the way.

Oh I have stayed at 190LB so my diet seems to be stuck but at least its not going up and I now really understand how hard it is to count calories. This shit sucks but at least its helping my figure a bit. I think I need to recheck how much I can eat now since I dropped ten pounds.

We got bad news on the pup. Hes gonna die thanks to the face that we cant pay the bill for the surgeries for him. Pretty much its gonna expand and crush his ribs and then explode inside him. :( On the same note we are gonna have to send him to the shelter now anyway so maybe he'll get lucky and someone there will do the surgery to get him better. The reason we need to get rid of him is that hes become destructive and he ate the cord to a 35 dollar fan for spite as part of his little protest since we aren't feeding them wet dog food or any food/water in the house to stop from having as many accidents. It started with them peeing in spots they know we need to step then escalated to them knocking cans off the shelf and shredding the labels for spite. After that cord was gone it looks like he started nibbling on the cord to the fridge and hes been chewing on the legs to the table and the sides of my wooden box I'm letting Ann keep some of her stuff it. I'm gonna give it to her after this if she can still use it.

After that there's another small thing. I'm finally learning how to drive. Kinda sucks that at 20 I'm just now learning. I kinda hate driving to be honest. All we have to practice in is an SUV and I cant park or use the gas peddle at all without gunning it. Ann's a perfectionist so she wont even let me take my driving test till I do everything perfect. Aside from that the book is so boring I haven't gotten very far in reading it to take the computer scored portion.

Next is that I started a website and I'm trying to promote some of my stuff online so more people get to see it. The site is mainly a place to get to my other blogs and stuff once I get the links up, and for me to get to talk to everyone and maybe even meet my fans.  Its nothing big but still I like it. Well here's a link to that and do feel free to join up and become a member of it. http://nobas.webs.com/?fb_comment_id=fbc_10150989544467866_23054202_10150989773892866#fbb058b88

The biggest news though is the storm that hit Ohio and caused such a mess. oh and the heat adviser that's making life hellish around here. Its in the 90s like every day now *frowns*. So back to the storm. It came threw and ended up making the whole state loose power. Lucky for us we only lost it for like ten min but our internet was out for like a whole day. Other people weren't so lucky and lost all their power. The storm came in so fast and strong too. It knocked over our trash and a few boards from out fenced in back porch. Trees fell on peoples houses and shit. It looked like a damn blizzard or sandstorm outside only with water instead or snow or sand. The next day was fun too since we had to go into town and needed to stop at our gas station in town. Bad idea since everyone suddenly wanted to get gas encase the power went out again. We had to wait in line over an hour to get to the pump and I wanted to beat an old man since less for running across the street to cut in line after id waited in line over 45min in the heat advisory and we were running on fumes. Other idiots held up the lines to make beer runs and it was even worse out at the truck stop as there the line backed up so much it stretched out onto the free way. Oh and when we got into town after that bull shit we went to Kroger and they had thrown away everything in the fruit/veggy section, freezer section, and fridge section rather than give what of it was still good to the homeless or sell it at half price. Aldi's thank god had the since to just mark their stuff down which made it easier to get the meals I'll be eating with Ann's girl while shes back on the rode with her hubby for the week. Yep I'm with her alone again for another week only this time we get to watch all the dogs in a heat adviser as an added bonus. Its not that I mind being with just her or watching the dogs to let Ann get alone time with her husband no its the heat and the fights I know will happen already. Found out they are looking for workers there at 10.75 an hour to start off. I may apply so I can get some job experience before I move.

Last bit Is I'm getting a better understanding of my twitter and am not on every day. If anyone wants to fallow me feel free. You'll find my screen name in the side bar. Yes I'm BOYxPrincess. Oh and We heard about the bird. All the time I've lived with Ann (a few years) she tried to get it to cuss and the new owner has gotten him to within the first three weeks of owning him. she did it by accident but still now he has picked up the phrase God Damn It and practices it loudly all the time. Aside from that share my blog, become a follower of it, hell like it on Facebook/twitter or something lol. I could use the extra visitors to get it more popular. Aside from that have a good day. Thanks for reading and I hope you liked it and continue to read my stuff.

Coming Late

Hey it’s Ross. Okay I know it’s been almost two weeks since my last post. I've been a bit lazy to be honest but I did say I'd make this bi-weekly at worst. So let’s start right off where I left off. A few days went by with the new hellions and I grew past the I don't want anything to do with them phase. Diablo's name got changed to Mason by Ted. Carlos is doing better now. After his one day with five seizures in a row he hasn't had another one since. He wasn't able to eat solid food for like a week after his health problem. Since then I've gotten use to them being around though I still hate the whining they do just because they don’t want to be in the cage or kitchen. It’s really their own fault they aren't allowed on the mattress in the front room or the carpet without being herded to the door to go out. That's what happens when they have accidents. At least in the kitchen on the hard wood it’s easier to clean up.

Well unless you have guessed it or your clairvoyant you haven't known till now I graduated last year and my one blood related sister is graduating in two days. What does this have to do with the past two weeks you ask? Simple my uncle just found out because he never got a card in the mail because we were given the wrong address last year. Well he is super cool and I like him a lot. He’s my father’s brother and a great artist. Not like famous great but still talented though a bit out there. Anyway he sent me and as I'm told my sister our graduation gifts the other day. :) He has wonderful taste or just knows me too well because aside from fifty bucks I got this great necklace that he bought as Zack's Avenue. This thing is so cool and beats the hell out of my father’s one none cash/gift card gift and my grandma’s gift to me. She gave me a glass paperweight made in Scotland. I love the design and though I don't typically go for gold or male jewelry much this one’s an exception. Yes people I wear woman's necklaces a lot because I like them. Aside from my silver chain my mom gave to me and I broke and had to repair I don't own much male jewelry. I mean I have my class ring but that's about it aside from those two necklaces.

On mother’s day I went out with my mom to spend some time with her and we went shopping which was okay. Can't say I like grocery shopping though but I managed to get through it. While we were out I was looking to buy something like the Google TV Blue Ray player because I want to run the internet through my TV. I went to Walmart and picked up what I was told would do the same thing and was in my price budget of fifty sixty five bucks. Needless to say the blonds they put back in electronics who are "Experts" know little or shit about the product they are selling. I was told my new Roku LG would let me run my Facebook and twitter completely and it doesn't. Well I called my father to see if it would do what I wanted so I could return it if it wouldn't but he never called me back. When I got home I was promptly lectured for wanting to share it but not leave it in the front room. Ann and her husband aren't comfortable going into others rooms for long if at all. So I blew it off and hooked it up to find I was lied to about what It could do. I was gonna return it but then I found out it had a lot of my addiction on it (Anime) for free to watch. I was hooked from that point and have added a few things since then to have more fun with it.

My battery came in the mail but it doesn't seem to fit in my computer :( which is upsetting because that means I have to keep using this battery that only holds like a hour and a half long charge if I'm lucky. Oh well I'm gonna have my father take a look at it when I go to stay overnight at his place after my sisters graduation. I have to stay overnight because my BFF is having her graduation the next day and she came to mine plus I think of her kinda like the sister I never had and really want to be there for her. She’s like the sweetest girl I know and I love her to death though I don’t think us trying to be a couple would be best since she’s the only friend I've kept in contact with from high school. It’s not that we both don't want to do it because we both have admitted we want to date but I can’t be there for her because of where I live and moving back to her town isn't what I want to do. She’s like the only girl I've opened up to who hasn't tried to fuck me over in real life. I feel super comfortable near her and she has a way of making me smile without even trying as I've been told. I really feel I can tell her anything and she has no problems with who I am or what I'm into ether. I was really sad when she said she was gonna move to Florida a few months back but now I hear she got a job and changed her mind so she plans to stay in our state. If she had moved out of state I may have taken Ann up on her suggestion and did that job core thing so I could move away from here free and start a new life somewhere else. I’d choose somewhere colder than this if I had a choice though. It’s so damn hot here.

The diet is going really off and on between good and bad. First off I fucked up finding how many calories I can eat a day then I messed up thinking Kool Aid only had thirty.  I'm back on track now though which is good not to mention I am not gaining weight which I like though I'm not losing it very fast ether. I seem to be staying between 203 and 198LB at all times so far. Maybe I should include exercise again to lose more and drink more ice water. I had no problems giving up almost all sugars though which has helped. Oddly enough thou it seems to be working for me though I haven't tried those pants on again to see if they are still tight. I did get new pants though and it seems 38x30s fit me best. (Damn my child bearing hips) I can wear 36s though but they are a bit tight when I sit down, hoping to fix that soon.

I also found out one of my old YouTube videos on my previous account hit over 790 views. I was shocked to say the least since I forgot about the video point blank till I got an email about someone commenting on it. It kinda made me proud I made it and that so many people liked it so much though I do think it was one of my better AMVs.

I'd say I should rap it up for now since that was the highlights for ya and I'm starting to ramble a bit. Hope you liked it and keep reading.

Pains and Twitter

Hi all. okay I think I'm gonna be posting weekly or biweekly at the latest from now on. Now that I've said that little notice we can get to the stuff you came here to read. 

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Okay well this week Started off as normal as possible. Everything was fine then I (Ross) somehow managed to sprain my right wrist without noticing till later. It sucked hard because I have no clue how it happened and I didn't have anything to put it in. I settled for Ibuprofen and at two pills of the  200mg stuff a day I've gotten back to the point where I can snap my finger without pain though if i put a bit of pressure on it while its down it shoots pain still. Oh well it'll get better soon though. Aside from that My diets going fairly well. I checked today and I'm down to 201LB so I can tell its working which makes me smile when I see that I've dropped a pound or more. 

I think frank is crazy now. He has picked up the habit of talking to himself loudly. He'll be meowing loudly in another room and change his meows to answer himself. Oh and if you interrupt his conversation with himself he'll glare at you till you shut up then he'll go back to talking to himself and wander into another room. He's kinda upset because he hasn't had his fix in over a week and a half. He'll be happy later today though because Ann bought some catnip while she was out.

Apparently Ann decided when she moves to give the quaker and the African tortoise to friends. Norbert (the tortoise) is going to my sis/aunt who loves reptiles. I'm taking the cat and the bird is going to a gay friend of my aunts. It'll be kinda sad to see them all be separated but still it's good that they are going to good homes.

Okay now that he's done with his update its my (Noba) turn. Since last time I got to go to Lows again. This time I got a two one foot long links of log chain and a few new Blue Hawk chain quick links. Why buy handcuffs which are uncomfortable and cost a lot for a real set when you can just get clips and chains to attach to a submissive wrist cuffs which are more comfortable? I dont see a need to get handcuffs and spend more than I have to. 

I've gotten better with my fetlife and made a few wonderful friends. They are great and so nice. I found a few groups to join there with people who share a interest of mine. Everyone on there has been so sweet and nice. I liked some pictures and have had fun so far. (:

I found a new blog to fallow that seems interesting. I cant wait to start reading it. I think it will be a lot of fun once I get to. Aside from that I made a twitter which is something I never thought id do but it has been a great way to talk to a few of my favorite kinksters. At first I was nervous about talking to one of them because he's a really experienced Dom and I felt a bit intimidated to be honest. It's not that hes a bad guy it's just I felt kinda like I didn't have the right to right away. So after a few days I've worked myself into talking to him more. The other was really easy to talk to because I have been for a little bit now. Aside from that I found a great BDSM joke that some of you may like so I'll past it up for you to see. Just know I own nothing. I hope you like it and talk to ya all next time.

What NOT to do With Your Dominant

• Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry the vein above his right eye throbs.
• "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.
• "Oh my god, where did you get those, they are gorgeous!!!" is not considered boot worship.
• "Ya want fries with that?", "Want me to drink it for you too?" are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.
• Flipping your dominant off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have ways of knowing these things.
• Putting lube, goop, Superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the hands of Master on his toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.
• Kicking that toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffs and make you crawl for it...repeatedly.
• "Bite me" is never an intelligent response to a command.
• Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Master's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.
• Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie" is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.
• Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices his Japanese rope work on you will try his patience, quickly.
• Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while your dominant is discussing your punishment is not wise.
• There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day, or the pms defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it.
• Pretending Master's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing the "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down" song is not a good idea.
• Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you punished.
• Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same, or worse.
• "I know you are but what am I?" is not the appropriate response when called a raunchy little whore during humiliation play.
• Using the spreader bars, paddles or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.
• "Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" is an unacceptable remark when Master's flogger slips.
• When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says he wants to play, he doesn't mean hide-and-seek...he will find you eventually.
• Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce the place up is not what your dominant had in mind.
• "Faster, faster, we need a new Master" is NOT the song to sing during a session.
• "Oh, and you think I am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your dominant say he is not pleased.
• During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes, Marster" when ordered to fetch something.
• Adding "Sir" or "Master" to "Fuck that plan!" will not save you.
• Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.
• Arguing whether "Master might not be right, but Master is never wrong" is Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner on a bed of Legos "to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation."
• Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack your Owner up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay BIG.
• Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit??" is considered a cry for help amongst submissive suicide prevention workers.