My choice

Okay so no Frank Friday this week. I have chosen to make that more biweekly when I have other posts to make that week. I think I should redo my first chapter of Alice in the land of madness. It will be really different this time with a lot of changes but more details this time. Happy nights till next time everybody.

The Gateway Drug Effect

Hey everyone Noba here. Yeah its been a while since last time. Hey person in the back making a comment under his breath shut the fuck up, maybe you'd like to share it with the whole class in  the comments section. No didn't think so. Okay now that that's taken care of, (glares at the person from earlier daring them to make another comment) I was thinking earlier while listening to my MP3 player and it brought old memories back up to the surface that i haven't thought about in ages. The one i'm going to share here is probably the one that got me hooked on porn and made me wake up to the fact that I liked bondage. Okay so the event took place in the not too distant past about seven years ago. Back then I was midway through my second year of middle school and had just transferred. I hung out with a small small group of people mostly loners and perverts (yeah i attract them like a damn bug light). Well one who I'll call Kay brought in something that would change my life and shared it with me and a few of his friends. We were all into anime at the time and this was a picture in black and white of some yu-gi-oh! bondage hentai. I was amazed and wanted to see more. Well from then on I was hooked on porn, hentai, and bondage. From there it lead onto BDSM, S&M, and more types of anime. All in all it had a gateway drug effect on me and lead me to my love of BDSM and my fascination with it. I don't know if he had never gotten me hooked weather i would have taken this path and to be honest despite all the crap that came later i'm glad he got me hooked that day. Well I'll wrap this sentimental shit up for now before I start rambling. Till next time happy night all.

P.S: The other one wants you to know there will be no Frank Friday this week but you will still see Frank if you swing by on Saturday because hes going to celebrate Caturday (Rolls eyes at the cheesy anime joke/reference) to make up for it this week.

New Equipment

Yo all its Noba. I know I've let you all hear from the other one for e bit too long now. So anyway Ross was reading this book the other day about cleaning clutter though I really don't see the point since he really doesn't have much shit to begin with. Anyway the idiot only got through ten pages before he decided to get rid of some stuff. To me that was just stupid as he didn't even end up getting much from doing it. He maybe got two boxes cleared. Somehow this lead to a trend that Ann quickly adopted. He screwed us into having to clear out buckets on the back porch and clear out stuff in the bathroom. Well here's where the story gets interesting. Once the bathroom was cleared Ann didn't need the old plastic shelf thing she had in there so now we have a new place for our equipment and the toy chest will start housing other stuff soonish. However along with the plastic cabinet she gave me a old kid so yey new stuff!!! One problem... Anyone know how to use it? Id heard about a friend learning to use this but if she happens to read this can you do me a favor and post up a link to a video about how to use this stuff.

 

In other news Ross wants you all to know hes lost weight and now only has four pounds to go till the damn BMI says hes the right weight for his size, age and gender. Anyway happy night till my next post everyone.

Ambition and Daydreaming

Okay hey ladies and gentlemen its Noba. Well I just got back from walking the mutt and taking these pictures. Okay so someones gonna ask why I'm posting these and my reply is "I'm fucking getting to it so wait ten seconds and you'll know." Okay now that that's out of the way let me get right to it. This is a building for sale not far from where i'm staying for now and oh god I cant walk past this thing without daydreaming of buying the fucker.

 Why am I daydreaming of buying this old building you ask? Well look at it and you'll see why. It has so much potential to make a great home with a fucking huge dungeon and its set right in town too so what a more kinky location for some fun. I've been thinking how cool it would be to put some one way mirrors behind the shop windows and fuck a slave girl there while people walk by *smirks* cant get a better location for that kind of mind fucking now can you? Honestly what submissive reading this doesn't think it at least sounds interesting.

So its taken me a week to get these pictures but they are finally up and I really feel good about sharing this fantastic daydream with everyone. I know I can't afford it but its nice to dream. Well I hope I have your imaginations going wild by now with thoughts of owning this yourselves and what you'd do with it. I'm glad you stopped by to read my blog. Hope you liked this post and keep reading. Happy nights till next post everyone.

Apology & Catch Up

Mmm a little to the left master

Okay I (Ross) want to apologies for missing Frank Friday this week everyone. I was out late with Stacy and her boyfriend. She treated us to a movie so I got to see "The watch" which was fucking spectacular. I highly recommend it for anyone looking for a funny comedy go see it. When It comes out on DVD i'm buying it. I do have the pictures I planned to put up of all our furry buddy so I will put them up and will with hope be back on track in the coming week. Aside from that we have had a few heat storms here in Ohio that have sucked ass to be honest as our powers gone out for hours at a time two days in a row within the past 4 days. Most of the time during the first one it was hot but okay since Stacy wasnt there bugging me thogh it rained hard during that storm. Gotta hate being with a bitchy roommate when the power goes out and she has all the lighters and flashlights in the house. Especially if shes in a worse mood than normal. Also I got my packages In that I ordered off eBay. Gotta love when they send you the second broken DVD in a row and you only payed a dollar for it and all but a penny of that was shipping and handling.. That's really pissing me off but aside from that the rest as come in okay.

It was raining hard see?

We had a bit of an adventure the other night though as we went out to get the mail we got polled over and Stacy was freaking out as she had only had her license like less than two months. We apparently had the music up a little too loud, the muffler was falling off the car and not to mention what we found out when we were pulled over. She had no license just to add on to the fact it was like two in the morning. That cop was nice though so no ticket just a slip that said she needed to get it fixed and then checked. I think her nearly balling in the front seat when he showed up saved her from a ticket. She had to give him social security and she was like threatening to kill me as it had been my idea to go get the male while the cop was running a check the long way. Last bit isn't that exciting but i'm at 185LB again so not doing too bad. I say again because I dropped it then put it back on so whoops. Well that's it for me.


About damn time he shut up! I thought he was gonna use up this whole post on his own people. No joke I think he rambled most of that. Okay well yeah i'm back. I know after Frank you all show up to hear about me, Noba then him. Okay well I went to that movie too but before that I went to Spencers in the mall. That was fun. Too bad all their bondage equipment minus their tape was on the crap side of things. I'm sorry for any one who works there or shops for that there but its not really as good as the real BDSM gear. I'm not saying it wont work but it just isn't as good or at least at the one we went to. If i'd had any money id be bragging about the red bondage tape I bought there but I didn't so I wont be. Okay to let you in on what the eBay order was no it wasn't much in the way of kink this time. Mostly anime to be honest. I've really started to get settled into fetlife over the past few weeks and have a small but good group of friends so I'm happy with it. I did have a incident a few days back with a guy who ended up blocking me so I'll take the bad with the good. I'd think as an adult he could just talk things out with me but no he decided to act like a child and block me without even telling me why. Really hate it when people don't have the guts to tell me how I went to far so I can apologies to them. 8 out of 10 times I will too. Yeah I know my parts never as big as loud mouths but this is it for now from us. Keep reading and I hope you enjoyed reading this.

The Toy Chest

Yes people as promised I Noba am doing the long awaited blog on my TOY chest. It does exist and now its time for you all to get your proof. After this however Ross has a lot of shit to tell you, Its been crazy here so he does have a lot to say.

Okay well now lets not keep you waiting. This is my Toy chest, you can't see it but I have a lot of stuff in it and to be honest most of the crap in it are just pervertibles. (god I love pervertibles) Okay for anyone who doesn't know a pervertable is and non sexual object that can be used for a sexual activity. An example is the spatula being used as a paddle. Its great for that use, cheep, and can be sterilized easily so you can use it with multiple partners even if you get blood on it. (after you clean it of cores) Some of my stuff really was made for BDSM though. I'll do a blog on my books on the subject but not today. Anyway since I cant show you everything in the toy box I just picked out a few key things that I've picked up here and there. I left out basic stuff like lube and condoms because come on people you all know what they look like and if you don't your under age and shouldn't be here in the first place. Okay well that's it for now. I'll do another blog on some of my pervertables and what I plan to use them for eventually. Aside from that nothing really left to say. Now I'll turn it over to Ross.

Okay finally I get to talk. Let me start out with telling you there's only like eight or nine things to tell you so he exaggerated a little bit saying I had a lot of shit to talk about, maybe ten at the most. Okay he didn't exaggerate at all. I'll start right from the earliest one. I heard from my BFF's boyfriend well now ex-boyfriend. Apparently her ex-boyfriend started a bit of trouble and that and a few other things made the guy leave her. Shes okay though so I guess that's fine then though shes going to talk to the ex that made her last one leave soonish. After that bit of bad news comes the most recognizable one. That being that I added stuff to my blog to make it look better. I really would like to hear your opinion about it by the way.

Oh I have stayed at 190LB so my diet seems to be stuck but at least its not going up and I now really understand how hard it is to count calories. This shit sucks but at least its helping my figure a bit. I think I need to recheck how much I can eat now since I dropped ten pounds.

We got bad news on the pup. Hes gonna die thanks to the face that we cant pay the bill for the surgeries for him. Pretty much its gonna expand and crush his ribs and then explode inside him. :( On the same note we are gonna have to send him to the shelter now anyway so maybe he'll get lucky and someone there will do the surgery to get him better. The reason we need to get rid of him is that hes become destructive and he ate the cord to a 35 dollar fan for spite as part of his little protest since we aren't feeding them wet dog food or any food/water in the house to stop from having as many accidents. It started with them peeing in spots they know we need to step then escalated to them knocking cans off the shelf and shredding the labels for spite. After that cord was gone it looks like he started nibbling on the cord to the fridge and hes been chewing on the legs to the table and the sides of my wooden box I'm letting Ann keep some of her stuff it. I'm gonna give it to her after this if she can still use it.

After that there's another small thing. I'm finally learning how to drive. Kinda sucks that at 20 I'm just now learning. I kinda hate driving to be honest. All we have to practice in is an SUV and I cant park or use the gas peddle at all without gunning it. Ann's a perfectionist so she wont even let me take my driving test till I do everything perfect. Aside from that the book is so boring I haven't gotten very far in reading it to take the computer scored portion.

Next is that I started a website and I'm trying to promote some of my stuff online so more people get to see it. The site is mainly a place to get to my other blogs and stuff once I get the links up, and for me to get to talk to everyone and maybe even meet my fans.  Its nothing big but still I like it. Well here's a link to that and do feel free to join up and become a member of it. http://nobas.webs.com/?fb_comment_id=fbc_10150989544467866_23054202_10150989773892866#fbb058b88

The biggest news though is the storm that hit Ohio and caused such a mess. oh and the heat adviser that's making life hellish around here. Its in the 90s like every day now *frowns*. So back to the storm. It came threw and ended up making the whole state loose power. Lucky for us we only lost it for like ten min but our internet was out for like a whole day. Other people weren't so lucky and lost all their power. The storm came in so fast and strong too. It knocked over our trash and a few boards from out fenced in back porch. Trees fell on peoples houses and shit. It looked like a damn blizzard or sandstorm outside only with water instead or snow or sand. The next day was fun too since we had to go into town and needed to stop at our gas station in town. Bad idea since everyone suddenly wanted to get gas encase the power went out again. We had to wait in line over an hour to get to the pump and I wanted to beat an old man since less for running across the street to cut in line after id waited in line over 45min in the heat advisory and we were running on fumes. Other idiots held up the lines to make beer runs and it was even worse out at the truck stop as there the line backed up so much it stretched out onto the free way. Oh and when we got into town after that bull shit we went to Kroger and they had thrown away everything in the fruit/veggy section, freezer section, and fridge section rather than give what of it was still good to the homeless or sell it at half price. Aldi's thank god had the since to just mark their stuff down which made it easier to get the meals I'll be eating with Ann's girl while shes back on the rode with her hubby for the week. Yep I'm with her alone again for another week only this time we get to watch all the dogs in a heat adviser as an added bonus. Its not that I mind being with just her or watching the dogs to let Ann get alone time with her husband no its the heat and the fights I know will happen already. Found out they are looking for workers there at 10.75 an hour to start off. I may apply so I can get some job experience before I move.

Last bit Is I'm getting a better understanding of my twitter and am not on every day. If anyone wants to fallow me feel free. You'll find my screen name in the side bar. Yes I'm BOYxPrincess. Oh and We heard about the bird. All the time I've lived with Ann (a few years) she tried to get it to cuss and the new owner has gotten him to within the first three weeks of owning him. she did it by accident but still now he has picked up the phrase God Damn It and practices it loudly all the time. Aside from that share my blog, become a follower of it, hell like it on Facebook/twitter or something lol. I could use the extra visitors to get it more popular. Aside from that have a good day. Thanks for reading and I hope you liked it and continue to read my stuff.

Welcome to the family

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Pains and Twitter

Hi all. okay I think I'm gonna be posting weekly or biweekly at the latest from now on. Now that I've said that little notice we can get to the stuff you came here to read. 

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Okay well this week Started off as normal as possible. Everything was fine then I (Ross) somehow managed to sprain my right wrist without noticing till later. It sucked hard because I have no clue how it happened and I didn't have anything to put it in. I settled for Ibuprofen and at two pills of the  200mg stuff a day I've gotten back to the point where I can snap my finger without pain though if i put a bit of pressure on it while its down it shoots pain still. Oh well it'll get better soon though. Aside from that My diets going fairly well. I checked today and I'm down to 201LB so I can tell its working which makes me smile when I see that I've dropped a pound or more. 

I think frank is crazy now. He has picked up the habit of talking to himself loudly. He'll be meowing loudly in another room and change his meows to answer himself. Oh and if you interrupt his conversation with himself he'll glare at you till you shut up then he'll go back to talking to himself and wander into another room. He's kinda upset because he hasn't had his fix in over a week and a half. He'll be happy later today though because Ann bought some catnip while she was out.

Apparently Ann decided when she moves to give the quaker and the African tortoise to friends. Norbert (the tortoise) is going to my sis/aunt who loves reptiles. I'm taking the cat and the bird is going to a gay friend of my aunts. It'll be kinda sad to see them all be separated but still it's good that they are going to good homes.

Okay now that he's done with his update its my (Noba) turn. Since last time I got to go to Lows again. This time I got a two one foot long links of log chain and a few new Blue Hawk chain quick links. Why buy handcuffs which are uncomfortable and cost a lot for a real set when you can just get clips and chains to attach to a submissive wrist cuffs which are more comfortable? I dont see a need to get handcuffs and spend more than I have to. 

I've gotten better with my fetlife and made a few wonderful friends. They are great and so nice. I found a few groups to join there with people who share a interest of mine. Everyone on there has been so sweet and nice. I liked some pictures and have had fun so far. (:

I found a new blog to fallow that seems interesting. I cant wait to start reading it. I think it will be a lot of fun once I get to. Aside from that I made a twitter which is something I never thought id do but it has been a great way to talk to a few of my favorite kinksters. At first I was nervous about talking to one of them because he's a really experienced Dom and I felt a bit intimidated to be honest. It's not that hes a bad guy it's just I felt kinda like I didn't have the right to right away. So after a few days I've worked myself into talking to him more. The other was really easy to talk to because I have been for a little bit now. Aside from that I found a great BDSM joke that some of you may like so I'll past it up for you to see. Just know I own nothing. I hope you like it and talk to ya all next time.

What NOT to do With Your Dominant

• Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry the vein above his right eye throbs.
• "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.
• "Oh my god, where did you get those, they are gorgeous!!!" is not considered boot worship.
• "Ya want fries with that?", "Want me to drink it for you too?" are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.
• Flipping your dominant off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have ways of knowing these things.
• Putting lube, goop, Superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the hands of Master on his toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.
• Kicking that toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffs and make you crawl for it...repeatedly.
• "Bite me" is never an intelligent response to a command.
• Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Master's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.
• Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie" is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.
• Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices his Japanese rope work on you will try his patience, quickly.
• Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while your dominant is discussing your punishment is not wise.
• There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day, or the pms defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it.
• Pretending Master's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing the "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down" song is not a good idea.
• Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you punished.
• Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same, or worse.
• "I know you are but what am I?" is not the appropriate response when called a raunchy little whore during humiliation play.
• Using the spreader bars, paddles or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.
• "Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" is an unacceptable remark when Master's flogger slips.
• When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says he wants to play, he doesn't mean hide-and-seek...he will find you eventually.
• Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce the place up is not what your dominant had in mind.
• "Faster, faster, we need a new Master" is NOT the song to sing during a session.
• "Oh, and you think I am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your dominant say he is not pleased.
• During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes, Marster" when ordered to fetch something.
• Adding "Sir" or "Master" to "Fuck that plan!" will not save you.
• Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.
• Arguing whether "Master might not be right, but Master is never wrong" is Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner on a bed of Legos "to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation."
• Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack your Owner up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay BIG.
• Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit??" is considered a cry for help amongst submissive suicide prevention workers.

Introducing Noba

Hey its Noba. *points at the person saying "It's about damn time"* Shut the fuck up. When I want your damn opinion I'll ask you for it. Now as I was saying before I was interrupted *glares at the person who interrupted* I'm Noba. I know this is my first time posting on here and well its because most of the time I dont really see much need to tell people what I've been up to. I mainly deal with online stuff at the moment but I'm sure I'll eventually move more into "Real World" stuff too but for now I'm mostly the online side.

So I know now the question on your minds is why are you posting now? Well I'll tell you. Last night I finally decided to join a site I've heard about for a while now but really haven't had the nerve to join. As you all may or may not know both me and Ross are kinky so it was time to fallow the Doms and Subs who came before me. Yes for those of you who are into Kink or BDSM you may have heard of our own personal version of Facebook and for you who dont know its called fetlife. So I made a fetlife late last night after I got the courage to finally join. So far I haven't really done much but to be honest late at night who's in the mood to do a lot when they only had six hours sleep the night before and nothing to keep them awake. Anyone? Okay for those of you saying you do good for you.

In other news When I was out shopping yesterday with Ross I got to pick up a new supply for my "Toy Chest". Yes I will let you see it eventually. For now though I need to find a partner willing to play with in my area before I can use any of my stuff but still I like being prepared before hand. Anyway for everyone wondering it was 50ft of braided Nylon rope, 5/16s in diameter and it can hold up 192LB. Its strong enough to suspend my sister from the ceiling if I wanted to. No I'm not going to though it was just an example so you in the back, Shut up. I personally love Nylon because you can wash it easy and its so damn strong and easy to unknot. You can wash toss it in the washing machine and almost nothing short of acid will effect it chemical wise. Oh and did I mention you can get a bag of this stuff for like sixteen bucks at Home Depot or buy it by the foot for real cheap at Lows?

Okay well as I said I joined fetlife last night. I went looking around and just had to laugh at something I saw. It seems like most people have one dream in common but just in variations. Well I just saw our kinky variation and it made me chuckle and say yeah that does sound nice. What is that dream you ask well its A house with a white picket fence and for us into kink a dungeon in the basement. Why does everyone seem to want that? I have no clue but it does sound nice. Maybe id go for a normal fence surrounding my big back yard instead of the white picket fence though.

Catching Up

 Warning: This will be a really long post because Ive been gone so long.
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Wow I can hardly believe its been almost two weeks since I (Ross) made a post on here. Sorry about that. Ive been busy recently. Well let me jump right too it a little bit after where I last left off. Oh yeah well Ann had to go to Columbus to get some muscle relaxers because her menopause was kicking in bad and she couldn't take hormone therapy because it would give her cancer. That didn't go as planned but her daughter and I went with her. Before we went to her appointment we visited an old friend of hers. hes funny as hell and a giant to be quite honest. (the guys built like a brown bear) So we hung out at his place after getting lost and him having to find us. Then we went to her appointment. (Never go to a free woman's health clinic for good help thinking its guaranteed because sorry girls but it isn't or at least not in this case.) The nurse listened to her say whats been going on and proceeded to tell her she was infected with the devil because she was connecting things that for the most part aren't all there. some of them are though  then the nurse prayed with her for an hour solid. After that they sent us to downtown to get a script for some meds and get checked out by a real doctor. We all got to the place they told us and the window said everything was moved to the hospital on parsons avenue. (for all those who have never been to there let me enlighten you. Pasons Avenue is not the kind of place you wanna be after dark and you dont really wanna be there long in the day light ether. Its one of those places where if you go into a parking lot you'll see broken car window glass all over the ground and if you watch the news you'll hear about a stabbing or shooting in one of the school or somewhere else there. Kinda like the bottoms in Columbus or the Bronx in New York) Anyway we went there and there was a very long line already and the assistants came out to tell everyone only one-hundred people from that county would be looked at and that they expected they would get through them by 9:30pm because the doctors wouldn't show up till 7:00pm. There are times where you just have to say "fuck it I dont feel like getting stabbed" and this was one of them so we left.

From there we went to see my aunt/big sister. Okay I'm only explaining this once so pay attention. I say aunt/big sister because when she was ten my mom (her sister) adopted her making her legally her child hence my big sister but the fact that shes my moms sister makes her my aunt too. Okay well she is my favorite aunt for good reason and is just cool as hell. I mean who else will be super excepting, give great advice, and let their 8 year old watch horror movies lol. Any way we got there and came right in and were met by her husband's miniature pincher. (It's the size of a chiwawa and the thing acts like its on crack or something all the time.) So we sat down and talked for a while. I asked her what she thought of a few job ideas I had on where I should try to work (still unemployed). She told us her work is only 3 days a week for full time but like twelve hour long shifts. Id love a job like that but I dont think I could deal with working in a retirement home as a male nurse. We talked for a few hours then went to see our good friends Ted and Debby. (I know wired quiescence we have a friend with the same first name and we have no clue how that happened at all) Anyways Debby and Ted gave her some good advice and we talked for a few hours. before heading home.

Then came last weekend. Okay well before I left I checked my weight on my old bathroom scale (I need to get a digital already). The thing is evil and said I was 210LB and since in only 5'8 that puts me like fifty pounds over weight. So on Friday around noon my father came and picked me up to go to my cousins wedding. We got to where he lives and had to wait till my half sister got out of school. So he showed me his new Google Blu Ray player (I so want one now). I showed him a few animes he might like since I'm really into anime and he gets YouTube to pull with that thing. Then we all loaded up and went for what would be a six hour long drive to Pennsylvania if we didn't drive so damn slow, stop so much, and take a longer rout than necessary. It took us eight hours to get there. That's a long time when you have to sit in the back of a dodge mini van. So after that wonderful trip there I was dropped off at my aunt and uncle's house to stay there while they went with my half sister to stay in a hotel. I was glad we did it that way because his wife is a pain in the ass to share a hotel room with and they wouldn't book two. I got to meet my cousin's new black boyfriend and he was really cool and respectful. hes one of those cultured black people who doesn't do the rapper fuck those bitches stuff. I stayed in the large bedroom they use as a laundry room/office. That's great because it has a door and all but the draft from the front door if someone leaves the entry way door that connects to the rest of the house comes right up the stairs into that room so its the second coldest room in the house and I was sleeping in a sleeping bag with a pillow. So the next day comes along and I go down for breakfast and it started going down hill from there. I poured honey which I think is too sweet over my food instead of syrup and had to eat it that way. then after eating I went to see my uncle Jim. I found him in the dinning room after a bit but he was with my grandfather peat who I really dont like because he made the family turn on my mom including my father. He asked what I was into these days and I said I liked to study and he asked what so I said adult subjects and had to go on to explain that I'm studying to get more into BDSM. My grandfathers room mate was all confused so mu uncle had to explain it to her then everything got all quiet after a short lecture on safety. From there I had planned to take a shower thinking I could get one before the wedding at the last moment because surely no one else thought of that. I was wrong and had to skip my shower and get dressed. Oh yes yet another disaster. I left my dress shirt back at home in Ohio so I had to barrow one. then I went to put on my suit and the pants didn't want to zip up or button because id put on weight since my father bought them for me after graduation the previous year (Never buy form fitting clothes if you want them to last). Eventually I got then to button and zip and it not only was crushing my crotch but also made it heard to breath along with slightly tearing near the zipper. Once they were on I couldn't bend down to put on my socks or shoes so I had to ask my grandmother to do it for me like a little kid. I was so ashamed by that and my uncles daughter who isn't related to me by blood laughed at me. I went for a run after I got them on because I was hoping that if I ram for the hour before the wedding my stomach might loosen up a bit. it did a little but when I took off the belt that helped too but not much. The best man was real cool and polite when he heard me tell him all this and being a big guy himself had experienced it. So we went to the wedding and reception. I got a lecture from my great uncle about marriage when I told him if id caught the grader belt it would be a curse not a blessing since I think of marriage as a form of legal slavery and unhealthy to stay in if your only staying because you cant afford a divorce. My father was mortified when his 8 year old caught the flowers to say who would be married next. Once we got back I was happy to take off the suit and declared I was going on a diet because most of my fat doesn't go to my stomach it goes to my ass instead so yeah I have a great ass but I have to wear a 37 to fit it which isn't really good for me since I was like 179LB less than three years ago. The next day we left and the ride was longer because my grandmother was coming back with us and my dads new kid was acting like a brat.

Okay that brings us to this week. I got home and Ted and his wife had me watch their daughter all this week since Ann decided to go out on the rode with him for a week. On Tuesday I checked my weight and it says I dropped three pounds. Stacy's been okay to deal with alone until I call her mom to see how things were going then she turned into a brat till I handed my phone to her to talk to her mom. Today shes been a bitch giving me the silent treatment for making her do some dishes and she got all pissed off earlier and started throwing my stuff out me window and on the front lawn. Aside from that today I walked all over town trying to find a place that would let Ted park his truck for free for the weekend then I came back and have been online and watching a horror movie marathon with Ann's bird ever since. We are watching the VHS tapes of the Halloween and nightmare on elm street together. I love the old Halloween before Rob Zombie ruined it. Oh and by the way I just checked my scale again and I'm down to 204LB :) . I need to start eating more fruits and vegetables if they will get me to the weight I want to be at (164LB). Well that's it for now. Thanks to everyone who read this all and I hope you enjoyed it. Till next time.