Missing Frank Friday Expolnation

Okay i'm sorry I missed Frank Friday yesterday. I'm a very superstitious guy so with the End of the world predictions yesterday I wasn't feeling up to making a blog post. As a result I stayed up late waiting it out to see if we would all die. Good news is no such thing happened and were all still here. Bad news is stacking up though. Yesterday Stacy managed to break Ann's car adding to the stack of bills we have here. Good news on that was that unlike her own car Ann's was a quick, easy, cheep fix. More bad news we need a new motor for Stacy's car right after all the repairs and labor we just payed so her car is costing a damn fortune and is preventing us from paying other bills to get moved. This morning we were told Ted put in his two weeks and is looking for a new job if things don't change and that happened due to him being given a lode that will if they are lucky let them be home for five hours on Christmas day. This is pure bull shit and we have NEVER missed a Christmas or had so little under the tree. The gifts don't matter, what matters is he may quit in which case my life stays on pause another six months to a year if we don't relocate(not to mention that he should at least be here on Christmas even if there are no gifts and i do mean for the day not just five hours. This is why I HATE the trucking industry with a passion.) I've been sitting around  for around two years now and i'm getting sick of it. I need to be able to move forward and I cant do that living here. With Ann out helping Ted do his job no one is here to teach me to drive so I cant get a job to change it ether. Its not like we live near friends who will teach me or who I can car poll with or we live in a city so I can get a cab/take a bus. So there you have it. Happy nights till next time all and thanks for listening to me bitch.

Fuck You Online Its Not a Crime

Okay well today I’m cutting away from the normal all of us who view my blog regularly have grown accustom to. What I plan to type here will possibly be some of the most controversial material I will ever post up. I know many of you will be offended by what I will put here and honestly you are welcome to leave all the hate mail you'd like but your also welcome to leave right now before I get into what it is I have to say. You have been warned.

Okay so an incident last night prompted me to type this up today and it was one that touched me deeply but not in a good way. Me and a friend of mine were chatting online late at night and it must have started around two thirty in the morning but it didn't end till five am. For over two hours my friend cut into me attacking me beliefs. In the paragraphs to come her name will be changed to protect her identity that’s the favor I will grant in this situation. 

Alright let’s get started. I got on after dealing with some business with Ann about moving soon. We were picking a city and trying to get an idea of where to move to. I'm gonna be staying with her and her husband for the year to come after we get the new place so I can save up money to get a place of my own but im jumping off topic now so I’ll get back to it. So I get on and Kate was online because we had planned to meet up for a while. Things started off cool but changed as they always do. It started with her asking about where I stand in politics. I told her the truth I stand on the, I'm a person side of things as an independent. She was cool with that and we proceeded to get into a discussion about the system and about China. 

I don't know if she was drunk, depressed or just paranoid but it was no excuse for what would soon go from a pleasant conversation to her attacking me. Well start with the China bit as it is the shorter of these two. You never know what someone is really like until you have a talk like this which is why I tend to avoid them to the best of my ability. Well I didn't know she would flip out on me so I didn't bother trying to avoid it this time (I wish I had). Once again I jump off topic but really people are so easy to get along with till this shit gets brought up. They are so friendly and that's a benefit of the net, it frees us to say things we would never say to other people and it makes the masks we all wear more convincing. Anyway so she started up with a paranoid sounding statement about how she was surprised China didn't put sleepers in the stuff they send to us and she went from that into a rant about them owning most of America as it is and what sounder a lot like her saying they would take over. I proceeded to tell her that wouldn't happen. Come on really Kate?! China has no reason to screw themselves over by taking over, and they would if they did take over. No offence China but it’s true. When a nation gets too big it often throws that nation into chaos and I had to spend ten minuets pointing this out to her. At first things may be fine but the bigger the territory taken the harder it is to control. I had to point out times that it has happened trout history like Britain in the new world, Napoleon Bonaparte, Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great. I know that reason isn't the only factor in each by the way.

I went on to say it wouldn't benefit China to take over and have to deal with not only more territory to worry about but to gain the US's enemies and problems (financial and otherwise). No why it is true they have a lot of control I can't see a reason for then wanting all those problems when they can just as easily control things without taking over and that leaves them forever blameless for the bull shit we cause. It’s easier to leave the illusion of freedom and control things behind the scenes. That would lead her to promptly tell me I’m wrong and id lead us into out fight about the system by saying that it works kinda. While I know it may not last forever I do know it holds things together for now while we as people grow and learn to make things better. She disagreed that we get better and said we are all wasting our time. I had to point out that nothing we do is a waist. We are paving the way for the next generation to be better than us. I know things don't get better even in one lifetime in most cases and I accept that. Her response was to basically ask me why bother because we put people in power that are fucking idiots.  That led further into this fight about us as a species never getting better and the system. She tried to convince me that there's no point to our existence and that there was no meaning in believing that human kind does get better. In the end I told her to fuck off. I will not give up on us all. I know we get better little by little. I except that the things suck ass and that the system doesn't work well. However it’s the best we have for now.

Everyone who paid attention in government class in this country knows we the people don't really have much say in the leader. People like Kate give up on humanity because they say it’s stupid to see the good and they focus in on all the bad. People like me have faith that is unchanging. I refuse to give up that faith and by the end of our fight it sounded like if we each had a button that would end existence she would push it and I wouldn't. Yes the fight bothers me greatly and while she did have no right to attack me like that it isn't a crime online. That's it for me. See you all tomorrow for Frank Friday. Have a happy night till then.

Morning Annoyances

Okay Its Noba and no Ross wont be back for a bit if I have my way. Okay so well start off with what happened early this morning. I was asleep and having this really out there kind of dream. For starters I don't remember my dreams often so remembering this one was an attachments in and of itself. Now it was even better because it was a great dream and while most dreams you only have two seances at your disposal this one was different. It was special in the fact that i could see, hear, and feel everything i touched in the dream and even smell and taste a little.

A tribute to SL my favorite online fanfiction author

So why was this dream wired and good you ask? Well I haven't watched or thought about Harry Potter in over a month or two yet in this dream I was staring as Harry. Though I don't remember all the details of how I got to the bit that I remember most vividly I do know it had something to do with a bus taking me all over hell for no reason and then Umbridge was gonna take me to wizerding court for some reason. Now here comes the good part. I clearly remember Ron made no appearance in this dream but after Umbridge said that I want back to wherever I was staying with Hermione. Now I was gonna request we come up with a plan to deal with things however... She had other plans and was scared for me so and I have no clue why she ended up striping for me to have sex with her. As bad as it sounds i'm still a guy and she was too damn cute in just a yellow pair of panties smirking to say no to. Now when I have sex which is all online at the moment im different from most men in that I love to do what would very much qualify as true lesbian sex. For those who need an exponentiation its sex with no need for toys or a cock. Maybe i'm strange as fuck for it but I got very into it which was great for me despite the lack of any kind of BDSM, S&M, or D/s throughout the entire thing and I never got any more undressed than taking off my shirt. Id like to thank my favorite writer for getting me so damn addicted to lesbian sex that i can get off without the need for anything but my hands and mouth. Thank you starvinglunatic of fanfiction, fictionpress, and KP slash haven for providing me with that little treat. Anyway I clearly remember her soft skin and a shit lode of kissing, licking, touching, feeling, groping, along with a little nibbling and fingering. She was wet by the time I was shirtless and craving to explore more of her body with my hands and mouth however...

This is the part where things go from sexy to oh are you fucking kidding me?! I was awakened from my dream by what I think was a low flying jet and Ann says was most likely a car with bad exhaust. I asked what the hell it was and the dog started barking right away which only woke me up more but despite trying to go back to sleep I couldn't get the dream to continue and when i was close my phone alarm went off and even after i shut all three off Ann kept me from the dream by starting to sing a very loud badly sung chorus of froggy went a courtin. Needless to say I was fucking pissed and regretted sleeping on the couch to watch anime on my DVD player which I put in the front room and haven't moved back to my room yet. Anyway it has been like around four or five years since my last dream that I could touch things in and really feel them which was also sexual.

Okay so that covers me waking up and leads us to 12:34am this morning with my father who i'm still rather pissed at texting to ask if I wanna tag along for gaming this Saturday which i'm okay with so I said yes. I can stand him when we game because hes like a different person around his friends and he loosens the fuck up so its like i'm with a stranger which is fine by me but if he mentions my money once I wont speak to him for the rest of the day and coming month. For those reading who don't know my father screwed me out of my 600 dollar collage fund when I decided not to go to collage so he wont let me have a dime unless I do what he wants with the money that wasn't all his and was for MY future.

Well that leads us to where we are now with Ann flipping me off so thank you Ann for the newest bird for my flock. One for you too -flips Ann off sticking my tong out at her- Thanks for reading and do come again. Happy nights till nest time all. See ya...

Test...Fail...Disappointment

Okay its Ross so yesterday I went in and took my computer test to get my drivers license. Before I went I took the pre test online and got 80%. That s great and I was so happy and proud that I could score that high. Stacy agreed to take me to go take my test because she was in a good mood (so unfair since she 18 and already has one, though it is my fault I don't yet.). Everyone was really nice and told me they thought I'd do well which was a confidence booster from hell. So I get there and after 5min of questions I'm allowed to take my test. For starters the test I took at home was 25 questions and this one was 40 which made me nervous to begin with. I've never shown much interest in driving and always done poorly on tests so that didn't help. I needed to miss 11 to fail. Needless to say I did. A few of the ones I missed were due to second guessing myself. In the end i had 9 left that i never even got to see. I felt worthless after the test and the drive home was spent in silence on my part which isn't like me. Once we got home I got out with my MP3 and went for a long walk in the hot sun. It was like in the 90s but I didn't notice the heat and it was a sunny day but I got a call from my mom. At first I tried to shut her up by sending a text saying "on a walk. back later" but she wouldn't let it go so i answered my phone and told her I was fine and id be back soon.  Before that point I hadn't spoken a word for over an hour and a half though it seemed longer and I was so mad at myself for failing. Until later that night I was convinced I wouldn't bother trying the test again because I didn't wanna fail it again. Later I changed my mind but I decided today not to go take it again yet because i'm not prepared for it yet. Every time I look at that damn book It makes almost no since. Its like the book is written in a language I cant read. I think I'll try again in a few days after I study some more.

Frank Friday & a VERY Stoned Kitty

Finally wore himself out

Okay It's Ross. I nearly missed Frank Friday this week due to computer troubles provided by CoolRom.com. I Went there to get part of what I needed to play the hack for Pokemon Ruby that's called Pokemon Snakewood. It looks fun plus zombie Pokemon and the people say wired shit since It wasn't made by the official company. It all takes place after Z-Day. So any way I couldn't figure out the last bit of instructions so I wound up adding a bunch of systems and games from the site. Not all of their stuff causes problems. The Sega Genesis and Gameboy Color/Advance didn't cause a problem. It was the super Nintendo that caused all these issues. Aside from that I'd suggest them to fans of the old games who wanna play them on the computer.

Anyway that aside we have had a few problems this week while Ann is away. First off were out of cat food so hes eating cat treats till she gets back. I decided to give him some catnip because he was board and I couldn't reach it so I must have dumped the days worth on the floor (we don't give him much) but the fan blew it all over. Now hes down to just the cat nip treats so hes stoned and when hes stoned two things happen. One he gets the munchies and two he gets lovable/clingy and downright stalkerish of me. With nothing but catnip treats to feed him hes getting stoned all over again every time he gets hungry. Cant wait till Ann gets home tonight with cat food. He has tuckered himself out for now thank god though. Till next time. Keep reading and I hope you liked reading this.

problems

Hey I know its been over two weeks but their is a reason why this one isn't bi weekly. Truth is I (Ross) have been having major computer issues and a few worries about my, lets call it lifestyle. So Ive been trying to deal with it and come up with ways to change it slightly to fix those problems.

Well I thought id developed an ED from looking at too much IP (internet porn) but that may not be the case at the moment. I just found out via Ann when I was acting strangely I'm sick again. I'm glad it may not be an ED and I plan to cut back on IP and masturbating to prevent an ED. Though I am getting sick of being sick. After I post this I'm taking some meds to knock me on my ass so I get some sleep. If I dont take them I'll get board and want to be active which will probably make things worse for me.

As I said my computers been acting up a lot here recently. It keeps freezing up and throwing me off the internet or saying its gonna turn itself off to prevent a critical error. In short my computers sick too only I dont think its gonna get much better if at all. So knowing that I've decided to take my massive $600 collage fund out of my account and spend what they will give me of it on a new laptop and retire this one to looking up more IP lol. Hey I didn't say I'm quitting on IP just cutting back as I should, all things in moderation after all. It just means I'll need to find more none sexual stuff to read and watch again. Should be easy enough.

I also got to go to my little sisters graduation. She got a couple honors and awards but I wasn't all that enthusiastic as I almost fell asleep threw a few parts of it and I knew no one in it except her. The music they chose to play at it sounded like what id imagine the mad hatter from Alice In Wonderland would listen to if he had an mp3 player. It was so cartoony and lame. Then it got worse when they tried to sing because the quire was all off key and it sounded terrible though the crappy speaker set up probably made that a lot worse. Don't get my wrong I'm proud she graduated and even was told recently shes homecoming queen but still.




Kenny

 On a happier note I got to go to my best friends graduation in my old town. That one was completely different. I'll just start from me getting to town and staying over night at my dad's house then work my way through the graduation. So I got to my dad's place which I didn't really like because I dont have the best relationship with him. Its not bad or anything but its not great ether. I was bought a burger for dinner which was good and I spent the night using his Google blue ray player and playing online. The next morning I used it some more till I got to talking to my BFF and we agreed to meet in town to walk around and talk before her graduation. I got to see her brother and hes changed a lot from last time I saw him. I honestly didn't recognize him. Then we went walking and ended up at her mom's place. Id never been there and which is why we never really went out back in high school before i transferred so I wouldn't have to do community service to graduate. Anyway we hung out a bit then she walked me back to the main rode cuz I have a bad since of direction. On the way I found the janitors keys so when I got back I handed them to my dad to turn in and I wasted the next few hours till graduation. When I got there the place was packed so I had to sit way in the back and I ended up next to her step-dad! I just met the man not even four hours earlier so that was kinda wired. Sometime during graduation I got to talk to my old choir teacher and I found out one of my friends had been arrested. It was great to see him but not good to hear Vick had been put in jail for possession. I thought she knew better than to mess around with that shit. Oh well so she didn't get to walk though she did graduate and so did my other two male friends. Kenny was so happy to see me I got lifted off the ground in a bear hug I never saw coming lol. It was great to see 3 of my closest friends from high school again to send them off into the real world (hell). The music was excellent and in harmony. I didn't fall asleep, the speeches were even better and less boring than at my sisters. I got a few pictures with my dads camera and it was honestly hard to leave after seeing them all again. So there ended their high school careers and they couldn't be happier (honestly who can blame them).



My Best Friend

Oh my last bit of news is in regards to my diet. Its going well. I'm down to 190LB last I checked. I think its a great improvement and I hope by next month to be down to at least 185LB. Well that's all for now. I better get to bed now and get better so till next time and keep reading.

Pains and Twitter

Hi all. okay I think I'm gonna be posting weekly or biweekly at the latest from now on. Now that I've said that little notice we can get to the stuff you came here to read. 

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Okay well this week Started off as normal as possible. Everything was fine then I (Ross) somehow managed to sprain my right wrist without noticing till later. It sucked hard because I have no clue how it happened and I didn't have anything to put it in. I settled for Ibuprofen and at two pills of the  200mg stuff a day I've gotten back to the point where I can snap my finger without pain though if i put a bit of pressure on it while its down it shoots pain still. Oh well it'll get better soon though. Aside from that My diets going fairly well. I checked today and I'm down to 201LB so I can tell its working which makes me smile when I see that I've dropped a pound or more. 

I think frank is crazy now. He has picked up the habit of talking to himself loudly. He'll be meowing loudly in another room and change his meows to answer himself. Oh and if you interrupt his conversation with himself he'll glare at you till you shut up then he'll go back to talking to himself and wander into another room. He's kinda upset because he hasn't had his fix in over a week and a half. He'll be happy later today though because Ann bought some catnip while she was out.

Apparently Ann decided when she moves to give the quaker and the African tortoise to friends. Norbert (the tortoise) is going to my sis/aunt who loves reptiles. I'm taking the cat and the bird is going to a gay friend of my aunts. It'll be kinda sad to see them all be separated but still it's good that they are going to good homes.

Okay now that he's done with his update its my (Noba) turn. Since last time I got to go to Lows again. This time I got a two one foot long links of log chain and a few new Blue Hawk chain quick links. Why buy handcuffs which are uncomfortable and cost a lot for a real set when you can just get clips and chains to attach to a submissive wrist cuffs which are more comfortable? I dont see a need to get handcuffs and spend more than I have to. 

I've gotten better with my fetlife and made a few wonderful friends. They are great and so nice. I found a few groups to join there with people who share a interest of mine. Everyone on there has been so sweet and nice. I liked some pictures and have had fun so far. (:

I found a new blog to fallow that seems interesting. I cant wait to start reading it. I think it will be a lot of fun once I get to. Aside from that I made a twitter which is something I never thought id do but it has been a great way to talk to a few of my favorite kinksters. At first I was nervous about talking to one of them because he's a really experienced Dom and I felt a bit intimidated to be honest. It's not that hes a bad guy it's just I felt kinda like I didn't have the right to right away. So after a few days I've worked myself into talking to him more. The other was really easy to talk to because I have been for a little bit now. Aside from that I found a great BDSM joke that some of you may like so I'll past it up for you to see. Just know I own nothing. I hope you like it and talk to ya all next time.

What NOT to do With Your Dominant

• Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry the vein above his right eye throbs.
• "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.
• "Oh my god, where did you get those, they are gorgeous!!!" is not considered boot worship.
• "Ya want fries with that?", "Want me to drink it for you too?" are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.
• Flipping your dominant off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have ways of knowing these things.
• Putting lube, goop, Superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the hands of Master on his toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.
• Kicking that toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffs and make you crawl for it...repeatedly.
• "Bite me" is never an intelligent response to a command.
• Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Master's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.
• Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie" is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.
• Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices his Japanese rope work on you will try his patience, quickly.
• Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while your dominant is discussing your punishment is not wise.
• There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day, or the pms defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it.
• Pretending Master's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing the "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down" song is not a good idea.
• Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you punished.
• Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same, or worse.
• "I know you are but what am I?" is not the appropriate response when called a raunchy little whore during humiliation play.
• Using the spreader bars, paddles or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.
• "Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" is an unacceptable remark when Master's flogger slips.
• When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says he wants to play, he doesn't mean hide-and-seek...he will find you eventually.
• Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce the place up is not what your dominant had in mind.
• "Faster, faster, we need a new Master" is NOT the song to sing during a session.
• "Oh, and you think I am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your dominant say he is not pleased.
• During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes, Marster" when ordered to fetch something.
• Adding "Sir" or "Master" to "Fuck that plan!" will not save you.
• Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.
• Arguing whether "Master might not be right, but Master is never wrong" is Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner on a bed of Legos "to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation."
• Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack your Owner up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay BIG.
• Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit??" is considered a cry for help amongst submissive suicide prevention workers.

Catching Up

 Warning: This will be a really long post because Ive been gone so long.
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Wow I can hardly believe its been almost two weeks since I (Ross) made a post on here. Sorry about that. Ive been busy recently. Well let me jump right too it a little bit after where I last left off. Oh yeah well Ann had to go to Columbus to get some muscle relaxers because her menopause was kicking in bad and she couldn't take hormone therapy because it would give her cancer. That didn't go as planned but her daughter and I went with her. Before we went to her appointment we visited an old friend of hers. hes funny as hell and a giant to be quite honest. (the guys built like a brown bear) So we hung out at his place after getting lost and him having to find us. Then we went to her appointment. (Never go to a free woman's health clinic for good help thinking its guaranteed because sorry girls but it isn't or at least not in this case.) The nurse listened to her say whats been going on and proceeded to tell her she was infected with the devil because she was connecting things that for the most part aren't all there. some of them are though  then the nurse prayed with her for an hour solid. After that they sent us to downtown to get a script for some meds and get checked out by a real doctor. We all got to the place they told us and the window said everything was moved to the hospital on parsons avenue. (for all those who have never been to there let me enlighten you. Pasons Avenue is not the kind of place you wanna be after dark and you dont really wanna be there long in the day light ether. Its one of those places where if you go into a parking lot you'll see broken car window glass all over the ground and if you watch the news you'll hear about a stabbing or shooting in one of the school or somewhere else there. Kinda like the bottoms in Columbus or the Bronx in New York) Anyway we went there and there was a very long line already and the assistants came out to tell everyone only one-hundred people from that county would be looked at and that they expected they would get through them by 9:30pm because the doctors wouldn't show up till 7:00pm. There are times where you just have to say "fuck it I dont feel like getting stabbed" and this was one of them so we left.

From there we went to see my aunt/big sister. Okay I'm only explaining this once so pay attention. I say aunt/big sister because when she was ten my mom (her sister) adopted her making her legally her child hence my big sister but the fact that shes my moms sister makes her my aunt too. Okay well she is my favorite aunt for good reason and is just cool as hell. I mean who else will be super excepting, give great advice, and let their 8 year old watch horror movies lol. Any way we got there and came right in and were met by her husband's miniature pincher. (It's the size of a chiwawa and the thing acts like its on crack or something all the time.) So we sat down and talked for a while. I asked her what she thought of a few job ideas I had on where I should try to work (still unemployed). She told us her work is only 3 days a week for full time but like twelve hour long shifts. Id love a job like that but I dont think I could deal with working in a retirement home as a male nurse. We talked for a few hours then went to see our good friends Ted and Debby. (I know wired quiescence we have a friend with the same first name and we have no clue how that happened at all) Anyways Debby and Ted gave her some good advice and we talked for a few hours. before heading home.

Then came last weekend. Okay well before I left I checked my weight on my old bathroom scale (I need to get a digital already). The thing is evil and said I was 210LB and since in only 5'8 that puts me like fifty pounds over weight. So on Friday around noon my father came and picked me up to go to my cousins wedding. We got to where he lives and had to wait till my half sister got out of school. So he showed me his new Google Blu Ray player (I so want one now). I showed him a few animes he might like since I'm really into anime and he gets YouTube to pull with that thing. Then we all loaded up and went for what would be a six hour long drive to Pennsylvania if we didn't drive so damn slow, stop so much, and take a longer rout than necessary. It took us eight hours to get there. That's a long time when you have to sit in the back of a dodge mini van. So after that wonderful trip there I was dropped off at my aunt and uncle's house to stay there while they went with my half sister to stay in a hotel. I was glad we did it that way because his wife is a pain in the ass to share a hotel room with and they wouldn't book two. I got to meet my cousin's new black boyfriend and he was really cool and respectful. hes one of those cultured black people who doesn't do the rapper fuck those bitches stuff. I stayed in the large bedroom they use as a laundry room/office. That's great because it has a door and all but the draft from the front door if someone leaves the entry way door that connects to the rest of the house comes right up the stairs into that room so its the second coldest room in the house and I was sleeping in a sleeping bag with a pillow. So the next day comes along and I go down for breakfast and it started going down hill from there. I poured honey which I think is too sweet over my food instead of syrup and had to eat it that way. then after eating I went to see my uncle Jim. I found him in the dinning room after a bit but he was with my grandfather peat who I really dont like because he made the family turn on my mom including my father. He asked what I was into these days and I said I liked to study and he asked what so I said adult subjects and had to go on to explain that I'm studying to get more into BDSM. My grandfathers room mate was all confused so mu uncle had to explain it to her then everything got all quiet after a short lecture on safety. From there I had planned to take a shower thinking I could get one before the wedding at the last moment because surely no one else thought of that. I was wrong and had to skip my shower and get dressed. Oh yes yet another disaster. I left my dress shirt back at home in Ohio so I had to barrow one. then I went to put on my suit and the pants didn't want to zip up or button because id put on weight since my father bought them for me after graduation the previous year (Never buy form fitting clothes if you want them to last). Eventually I got then to button and zip and it not only was crushing my crotch but also made it heard to breath along with slightly tearing near the zipper. Once they were on I couldn't bend down to put on my socks or shoes so I had to ask my grandmother to do it for me like a little kid. I was so ashamed by that and my uncles daughter who isn't related to me by blood laughed at me. I went for a run after I got them on because I was hoping that if I ram for the hour before the wedding my stomach might loosen up a bit. it did a little but when I took off the belt that helped too but not much. The best man was real cool and polite when he heard me tell him all this and being a big guy himself had experienced it. So we went to the wedding and reception. I got a lecture from my great uncle about marriage when I told him if id caught the grader belt it would be a curse not a blessing since I think of marriage as a form of legal slavery and unhealthy to stay in if your only staying because you cant afford a divorce. My father was mortified when his 8 year old caught the flowers to say who would be married next. Once we got back I was happy to take off the suit and declared I was going on a diet because most of my fat doesn't go to my stomach it goes to my ass instead so yeah I have a great ass but I have to wear a 37 to fit it which isn't really good for me since I was like 179LB less than three years ago. The next day we left and the ride was longer because my grandmother was coming back with us and my dads new kid was acting like a brat.

Okay that brings us to this week. I got home and Ted and his wife had me watch their daughter all this week since Ann decided to go out on the rode with him for a week. On Tuesday I checked my weight and it says I dropped three pounds. Stacy's been okay to deal with alone until I call her mom to see how things were going then she turned into a brat till I handed my phone to her to talk to her mom. Today shes been a bitch giving me the silent treatment for making her do some dishes and she got all pissed off earlier and started throwing my stuff out me window and on the front lawn. Aside from that today I walked all over town trying to find a place that would let Ted park his truck for free for the weekend then I came back and have been online and watching a horror movie marathon with Ann's bird ever since. We are watching the VHS tapes of the Halloween and nightmare on elm street together. I love the old Halloween before Rob Zombie ruined it. Oh and by the way I just checked my scale again and I'm down to 204LB :) . I need to start eating more fruits and vegetables if they will get me to the weight I want to be at (164LB). Well that's it for now. Thanks to everyone who read this all and I hope you enjoyed it. Till next time.

Bad choice

Looks just like my roommates bird

Okay everyone its me (Ross) again. Today was interesting over all. Earlier I let the bird out to fly while my roommates daughter had her boyfriend over and the bird decided her boyfriend was too close to her so since the bird is convinced shes mate he bit her boyfriend. Well she didn't like that and I got blamed since I let him out, and the bird got covered. Since It was my fault she broke into my room to steal my shit like always. Later Purdy decided since he was covered to start mimicking me and learned to say hello really accurately so I uncovered him again. This time however I decided to treat him and let him watch cartoons since he loves them. I kinda forgot when I put in an Animaniacs VHS tape that the bird is already frutilupis so putting in a tape about them wasn't gonna make him any more sane. He was good and quiet for a while then he started acting up and I told him id give him a lucky charms marshmallow if he'd let me get a good picture of him. Well as you can probably tell from the caption that isn't him. No he decided once he was out that he would not stand still, he was not going back in his cage and that it would be more fun to terrorize me instead of let me take his picture. He is the meanest little bastard to me because he knows I don't really like him all that much and I'm slightly terrified of him because he wants so badly to bite me which in the whole time living with him he has yet to successfully do.... Sorry for the pause I was giving myself a little cheer because he's worked hard to bite me and I've done so well by not being bitten yet for so long ^_^.