First time self bondage

Okay yes I (Noba) am back. As the title says I did try self bondage today and late last night though mostly I practiced tying one hand but as I had no skills with self rope bondage before now i'm rather proud of what I did before breakfast today. I cant get into the BDSM community in a physical way yet though I can talk and meet people online so I have to build up my skills some how. Its ether I build them up or I just keep collecting gear I have no clue how to use. Some people collect stamps I collect whips and bondage gear. Anyway thank you to everyone of my 4 friends on fetlife who gave me advice. I wish I could thank you by name but I wont since I haven't gotten permission to do so though it really doesn't effect this post if I cant. You wonderful people know who you are. Now back to what I did this morning fallowing a rather odd book I got for free at a yard sale. Kinda glad I didn't get rid of it now that i'm studying bondage and knots. I tweaked a larks head knot to do the tie above.

Start of Vacation and Frank Friday

Have a happy vacation master 

Hey its Ross and this ones gonna be kinda short this week cuz i'm taking a 3 day mini break from my norm so I'm calling it a vacation. I'll be back on Monday but till then almost no sexual stuff. Given I still pop onto my twitter and fetlife and end up loving and retweeting pictures. Well till next time happy nights till then. Hope you enjoy reading my stuff.

Welcoming Sadie

Okay so today I got my order from eBay. I've decided to tell about each order I make on here just for the hell of it. So today I welcome little Sadie to my family. After hearing about Living Dead Dolls from a friend on fetlife I knew I had to order one. I looked on eBay for about an hour before I found her though shes a mini shes so cute/creepy. She was also probably the most expensive toy I've ever payed for with money I earned too. Aside from her today I got a DVD I've wanted for a long time only every time I called to order it I was told they would need to special order it and it would cost me around 25 bucks. I got it for only 9.99 and I'm so happy. Unfortunately I got Temptation in a sleeve instead of its box like I thought I would but I can live with this as long as it works I guess. I hate it when the seller doesn't give details so you have to rely on the picture and find out later though that you aren't getting what you thought you bid on. Well that's all for this time and I'll tell Noba you all said hi. Thanks for reading and join me again some time, maybe on Frank Friday. Later :)

Apology & Catch Up

Mmm a little to the left master

Okay I (Ross) want to apologies for missing Frank Friday this week everyone. I was out late with Stacy and her boyfriend. She treated us to a movie so I got to see "The watch" which was fucking spectacular. I highly recommend it for anyone looking for a funny comedy go see it. When It comes out on DVD i'm buying it. I do have the pictures I planned to put up of all our furry buddy so I will put them up and will with hope be back on track in the coming week. Aside from that we have had a few heat storms here in Ohio that have sucked ass to be honest as our powers gone out for hours at a time two days in a row within the past 4 days. Most of the time during the first one it was hot but okay since Stacy wasnt there bugging me thogh it rained hard during that storm. Gotta hate being with a bitchy roommate when the power goes out and she has all the lighters and flashlights in the house. Especially if shes in a worse mood than normal. Also I got my packages In that I ordered off eBay. Gotta love when they send you the second broken DVD in a row and you only payed a dollar for it and all but a penny of that was shipping and handling.. That's really pissing me off but aside from that the rest as come in okay.

It was raining hard see?

We had a bit of an adventure the other night though as we went out to get the mail we got polled over and Stacy was freaking out as she had only had her license like less than two months. We apparently had the music up a little too loud, the muffler was falling off the car and not to mention what we found out when we were pulled over. She had no license just to add on to the fact it was like two in the morning. That cop was nice though so no ticket just a slip that said she needed to get it fixed and then checked. I think her nearly balling in the front seat when he showed up saved her from a ticket. She had to give him social security and she was like threatening to kill me as it had been my idea to go get the male while the cop was running a check the long way. Last bit isn't that exciting but i'm at 185LB again so not doing too bad. I say again because I dropped it then put it back on so whoops. Well that's it for me.


About damn time he shut up! I thought he was gonna use up this whole post on his own people. No joke I think he rambled most of that. Okay well yeah i'm back. I know after Frank you all show up to hear about me, Noba then him. Okay well I went to that movie too but before that I went to Spencers in the mall. That was fun. Too bad all their bondage equipment minus their tape was on the crap side of things. I'm sorry for any one who works there or shops for that there but its not really as good as the real BDSM gear. I'm not saying it wont work but it just isn't as good or at least at the one we went to. If i'd had any money id be bragging about the red bondage tape I bought there but I didn't so I wont be. Okay to let you in on what the eBay order was no it wasn't much in the way of kink this time. Mostly anime to be honest. I've really started to get settled into fetlife over the past few weeks and have a small but good group of friends so I'm happy with it. I did have a incident a few days back with a guy who ended up blocking me so I'll take the bad with the good. I'd think as an adult he could just talk things out with me but no he decided to act like a child and block me without even telling me why. Really hate it when people don't have the guts to tell me how I went to far so I can apologies to them. 8 out of 10 times I will too. Yeah I know my parts never as big as loud mouths but this is it for now from us. Keep reading and I hope you enjoyed reading this.

Pains and Twitter

Hi all. okay I think I'm gonna be posting weekly or biweekly at the latest from now on. Now that I've said that little notice we can get to the stuff you came here to read. 

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Okay well this week Started off as normal as possible. Everything was fine then I (Ross) somehow managed to sprain my right wrist without noticing till later. It sucked hard because I have no clue how it happened and I didn't have anything to put it in. I settled for Ibuprofen and at two pills of the  200mg stuff a day I've gotten back to the point where I can snap my finger without pain though if i put a bit of pressure on it while its down it shoots pain still. Oh well it'll get better soon though. Aside from that My diets going fairly well. I checked today and I'm down to 201LB so I can tell its working which makes me smile when I see that I've dropped a pound or more. 

I think frank is crazy now. He has picked up the habit of talking to himself loudly. He'll be meowing loudly in another room and change his meows to answer himself. Oh and if you interrupt his conversation with himself he'll glare at you till you shut up then he'll go back to talking to himself and wander into another room. He's kinda upset because he hasn't had his fix in over a week and a half. He'll be happy later today though because Ann bought some catnip while she was out.

Apparently Ann decided when she moves to give the quaker and the African tortoise to friends. Norbert (the tortoise) is going to my sis/aunt who loves reptiles. I'm taking the cat and the bird is going to a gay friend of my aunts. It'll be kinda sad to see them all be separated but still it's good that they are going to good homes.

Okay now that he's done with his update its my (Noba) turn. Since last time I got to go to Lows again. This time I got a two one foot long links of log chain and a few new Blue Hawk chain quick links. Why buy handcuffs which are uncomfortable and cost a lot for a real set when you can just get clips and chains to attach to a submissive wrist cuffs which are more comfortable? I dont see a need to get handcuffs and spend more than I have to. 

I've gotten better with my fetlife and made a few wonderful friends. They are great and so nice. I found a few groups to join there with people who share a interest of mine. Everyone on there has been so sweet and nice. I liked some pictures and have had fun so far. (:

I found a new blog to fallow that seems interesting. I cant wait to start reading it. I think it will be a lot of fun once I get to. Aside from that I made a twitter which is something I never thought id do but it has been a great way to talk to a few of my favorite kinksters. At first I was nervous about talking to one of them because he's a really experienced Dom and I felt a bit intimidated to be honest. It's not that hes a bad guy it's just I felt kinda like I didn't have the right to right away. So after a few days I've worked myself into talking to him more. The other was really easy to talk to because I have been for a little bit now. Aside from that I found a great BDSM joke that some of you may like so I'll past it up for you to see. Just know I own nothing. I hope you like it and talk to ya all next time.

What NOT to do With Your Dominant

• Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry the vein above his right eye throbs.
• "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.
• "Oh my god, where did you get those, they are gorgeous!!!" is not considered boot worship.
• "Ya want fries with that?", "Want me to drink it for you too?" are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.
• Flipping your dominant off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have ways of knowing these things.
• Putting lube, goop, Superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the hands of Master on his toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.
• Kicking that toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffs and make you crawl for it...repeatedly.
• "Bite me" is never an intelligent response to a command.
• Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Master's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.
• Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie" is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.
• Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices his Japanese rope work on you will try his patience, quickly.
• Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while your dominant is discussing your punishment is not wise.
• There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day, or the pms defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it.
• Pretending Master's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing the "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down" song is not a good idea.
• Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you punished.
• Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same, or worse.
• "I know you are but what am I?" is not the appropriate response when called a raunchy little whore during humiliation play.
• Using the spreader bars, paddles or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.
• "Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" is an unacceptable remark when Master's flogger slips.
• When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says he wants to play, he doesn't mean hide-and-seek...he will find you eventually.
• Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce the place up is not what your dominant had in mind.
• "Faster, faster, we need a new Master" is NOT the song to sing during a session.
• "Oh, and you think I am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your dominant say he is not pleased.
• During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes, Marster" when ordered to fetch something.
• Adding "Sir" or "Master" to "Fuck that plan!" will not save you.
• Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.
• Arguing whether "Master might not be right, but Master is never wrong" is Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner on a bed of Legos "to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation."
• Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack your Owner up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay BIG.
• Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit??" is considered a cry for help amongst submissive suicide prevention workers.

Introducing Noba

Hey its Noba. *points at the person saying "It's about damn time"* Shut the fuck up. When I want your damn opinion I'll ask you for it. Now as I was saying before I was interrupted *glares at the person who interrupted* I'm Noba. I know this is my first time posting on here and well its because most of the time I dont really see much need to tell people what I've been up to. I mainly deal with online stuff at the moment but I'm sure I'll eventually move more into "Real World" stuff too but for now I'm mostly the online side.

So I know now the question on your minds is why are you posting now? Well I'll tell you. Last night I finally decided to join a site I've heard about for a while now but really haven't had the nerve to join. As you all may or may not know both me and Ross are kinky so it was time to fallow the Doms and Subs who came before me. Yes for those of you who are into Kink or BDSM you may have heard of our own personal version of Facebook and for you who dont know its called fetlife. So I made a fetlife late last night after I got the courage to finally join. So far I haven't really done much but to be honest late at night who's in the mood to do a lot when they only had six hours sleep the night before and nothing to keep them awake. Anyone? Okay for those of you saying you do good for you.

In other news When I was out shopping yesterday with Ross I got to pick up a new supply for my "Toy Chest". Yes I will let you see it eventually. For now though I need to find a partner willing to play with in my area before I can use any of my stuff but still I like being prepared before hand. Anyway for everyone wondering it was 50ft of braided Nylon rope, 5/16s in diameter and it can hold up 192LB. Its strong enough to suspend my sister from the ceiling if I wanted to. No I'm not going to though it was just an example so you in the back, Shut up. I personally love Nylon because you can wash it easy and its so damn strong and easy to unknot. You can wash toss it in the washing machine and almost nothing short of acid will effect it chemical wise. Oh and did I mention you can get a bag of this stuff for like sixteen bucks at Home Depot or buy it by the foot for real cheap at Lows?

Okay well as I said I joined fetlife last night. I went looking around and just had to laugh at something I saw. It seems like most people have one dream in common but just in variations. Well I just saw our kinky variation and it made me chuckle and say yeah that does sound nice. What is that dream you ask well its A house with a white picket fence and for us into kink a dungeon in the basement. Why does everyone seem to want that? I have no clue but it does sound nice. Maybe id go for a normal fence surrounding my big back yard instead of the white picket fence though.