Okay been thinking about this for no apparent reason but now its starting to bother me. What the fuck is Yoda in Star Wars? I don't mean who is he because we all know that. We know him we love um but really what the fuck is he?! He lives in a swamp and hes not human. He's clearly not an Wookie and hes not an Ewoke. So what the hell is this strange green master of "The Force"?!!! I mean hes like if Buddha, the rat master from ninja turtles and a leprechaun all had a love child together would that make Yoda? No that is not my theory before you all get pissed at me and start leaving hateful comments. If anyone knows pleas let me know so I can stop thinking of this random question every time I watch Family Guy Star Wars.
