Selective Net Issues

Okay what the hell internet?! Everything was fine then earlier my internet started acting up. Its only letting me on blogger to do everything I want. The only other stuff I can get on is YouTube and Google however I can't pull up any videos or look into anything i look up on Google  The only thing I can do with it is look up and save pictures. Needless to say i'm pissed off about this. I hope things go back to normal soon. I really don't want to be this limited for long and i'm sure everyone understands that. Happy nights till next time everyone.

Frank Friday

All tired out from causing mischief stealing plastic and wrappers while I (Ross) was trying to clean thou house up some.

Happy Holiday

Happy holidays everyone. Me and Noba want to wishing you holiday joy in this most special season. I went through my holiday traditions already. I celebrate Christmas so i'm gonna just tell you all about it this year. Okay so everything started at seven this morning when I was woken up after my four hours of sleep. I went to bed at around two thirty in the morning. Well we went downstairs at my dads to get out gifts that we put out last night. This year I got a device that will let me use the internet on TV once I get the right cord to use it. A blu Ray I cant play because I don't have a player and the rest was snacks and a few little odds and ends in my stocking. After that we has breakfast and came home where we did our second Christmas where I got a lot of cloths and a few little gifts like shoe polish and a ball gag to pay me back for the one my sister ended up using so I had to give it to her a few months back. I hope I get the cord to run my big gift soon but I need to buy it ether online or I need to return things and hope I can get a ride to the store provided they have the cord I need. I need a HDMI cord that splits into a RCA cord because I have an older TV so a normal HDMI wont work and I cant afford a Google TV. Happy nights till next time everyone.

Missing Frank Friday Expolnation

Okay i'm sorry I missed Frank Friday yesterday. I'm a very superstitious guy so with the End of the world predictions yesterday I wasn't feeling up to making a blog post. As a result I stayed up late waiting it out to see if we would all die. Good news is no such thing happened and were all still here. Bad news is stacking up though. Yesterday Stacy managed to break Ann's car adding to the stack of bills we have here. Good news on that was that unlike her own car Ann's was a quick, easy, cheep fix. More bad news we need a new motor for Stacy's car right after all the repairs and labor we just payed so her car is costing a damn fortune and is preventing us from paying other bills to get moved. This morning we were told Ted put in his two weeks and is looking for a new job if things don't change and that happened due to him being given a lode that will if they are lucky let them be home for five hours on Christmas day. This is pure bull shit and we have NEVER missed a Christmas or had so little under the tree. The gifts don't matter, what matters is he may quit in which case my life stays on pause another six months to a year if we don't relocate(not to mention that he should at least be here on Christmas even if there are no gifts and i do mean for the day not just five hours. This is why I HATE the trucking industry with a passion.) I've been sitting around  for around two years now and i'm getting sick of it. I need to be able to move forward and I cant do that living here. With Ann out helping Ted do his job no one is here to teach me to drive so I cant get a job to change it ether. Its not like we live near friends who will teach me or who I can car poll with or we live in a city so I can get a cab/take a bus. So there you have it. Happy nights till next time all and thanks for listening to me bitch.

Frank Friday

Time to investigate my humans bags now that shes home for a month. Happy nights till next time everyone.

The night before

Hey all its Ross and I know you have no clue whats with my title this week. Well here's what its about. Tomorrow I turn 21 years old at long last. I am of mixed feelings about this to be honest. On one hand I can buy whatever I want and go in where ever I want now which is cool. On the other hand though It puts me over the threshold of adulthood and towards a lot more responsibility. Right now I'm feeling a bit odd because my right shoulder blade feels kinda like someones shoving their knuckle into the side of it again. I have had this feeling for a few days now. Its not like really really painful but its not comfortable ether. I'm hoping its just a pulled muscle due to my bad posture, laying in it funny or possibly due to having the flu. That aside I'm back at my dads house so I can be with someone on my birthday which is nice. We are going to have pizza and do gifts. I think it will be fun though Frank is stuck at home until I get home tomorrow night. Aside from that the other bad bit is my grandmother is coming over and there's still a lot of bad blood between the two of us. I'm still mad at her for calling my mother a whore on fathers day when I decided to stay at my mothers place. Well that's all for this time.  Happy nights till next time everyone.

Frank Friday

Were just hanging out today and masters just finished watching Buffy the vampire slayer so were all gonna switch to another series now. Happy nights till next time everyone.

Terminology "Sir" (My Take On It)

Alright i'll explain why its "sir" and not master so you understand. Its in the same boat as collars for a lot of kinky people. I see master as a term you only use on someone who owns you, who you have given yourself to completely and they have excepted you and Sir as more of a generic term for a male dominant who plays with you. I'm not saying that's how it is for everyone or its the only way because it isn't but that's my style. Likewise I don't put any subs in my collar full time without a lot of consideration just as a sub should NEVER just except someones offer to be in their collar without getting to know that Dominant first. I see improper use of the term very much like misusing a honorific when talking to a Japanese person. its a sign of disrespect and I take my roll very seriously. I am very traditional in that way. This has been one of many musings by yours truly Noba and happy nights till next time everyone.

Detective Frank Supersluth

Hi all its Ross and I had to share this one. It may be a few days late but on Saturday night Ann was back with Ted and Stacy. So Ann gets him some kitty treats and everything was okay and he had some then walked off. At some point that night the notebook that had his kitty treats on it got closed and we were all confused when he came back trying g to eat Stacy's notebook to get to the kitty treats he could smell. At first we thought he was trying to shove her lottery ticket onto the floor then we realized what was going on. We opened it right after and he got up on the ottoman where it was sitting and took one cat treat like a dog running off with it. The chance for entertainment value was too good to pass up so we closed the notebook the next three times he did this. By the end we couldn't stop laughing and Frank had caught on so he stayed to finish his snack. Happy nights till next time everyone.

Frank Friday

Some times its just getting back to the simple things in life that make us happy. Like laying on masters leather jacket for a nap before his walk. Happy nights till next time everyone. *Meow Meow*

Wow...Sorry

Okay it has come to my attention that my pictures haven't been showing up on here much since Halloween. I (Ross) want to apologies. I haven't seen that they weren't showing up so I thought they were. Had I known that they weren't I would have tried to fix it sooner so pleas bear with me. I'm trying to fix it now in time for tomorrows Frank Friday. Happy night till then

Frank Friday / Black Friday

Okay its Ross and yes I have been lacking as far as posts go recently. As promised here is the Frank Friday I told you all would be in. We got this free ottoman and Frank has claimed it as his own. He doesn't even want us to set our feet on it most of the time because hes claimed it as his. Well early this morning he was playing with it like this and I had to get this shot to show you all. Frank really doesn't play all that much to be honest to it is cool to see him have fun like this. Aside from that we didn't get a check that can pay all the bills so we cant go Black Friday shopping. We really wanted to go too, I had planned to look into getting a new computer at Walmart if I had the money to. Well that's all for now and happy nights till next time everyone.

Apology

Okay so I (Ross) forgot Frank Friday because I was excited that everyone was coming home and I was getting settled back in. So yeah i'm sorry everyone. I'm planing on doing it as normal this coming Friday. So happy nights till next time everyone. again really sorry that was my bad.

The results are in

I finally got our ultrasound results back today. Apparently I (Ross) gave the wrong number at the doctors office and they couldn't give my father the results. All is good though. I had normal results and they think I just pulled a muscle when I was in bed for over a week not getting much sun or exercise. Well now its time to start up on that agreement I mad if I was healthy. My diet needs to change for the better and a few other things that only really effect me honestly. So happy right now though! Happy nights till next time all.

Frank Friday (The Bitch at Address 283)

The Bitch (Jubilee)

Okay so we have been here a few days and for the most part things have gotten better. Everyone's getting along with the exception of the bitch (my half sisters cat). No she cant stand Frank and keeps hissing at him when he gets close to her. He's ignoring her for the most part. Aside from that all looks good so far. I was sent in for an ultrasound today and that seems to have gone okay. Wont know anything till the doctor calls us back. I think that may be around Monday. I cant wait to hear that i'm okay like everyone keeps saying. Well that's all for this time. Happy nights till next time everyone.

Back Again

Okay so I'm back again. We worked so hard to escape this place yet i'm back. At least Frank's here with me this time. Okay so I'll back up a little and tell you all why i'm here again. As long time readers know I haven't been feeling well and I have come to the conclusion i'm not ready to live alone yet. I can't really stand the isolation back home right now when its just me and frank since I don't have a car or a job. Anyway I've been feeling this pushing pressure on my right side under the ribs and i'm scared I may have hurt my liver during my diet. I was cutting back to 1000 calories a day some days during it which kinda makes it a starvation diet. So I'm here because I want to see a doctor and because I feel safer here. Its so odd that I feel calm here this time. Last time I was here I really wasn't feeling this welcome or calm. Maybe its thanks to frank coming or something but I think I'll be okay. I'm going in to have a few tests run and though i'm scared if I get good news I have decided to change my life for the better. I want to live a long happy life after all so I'm going to start eating better and doing some other things I have been neglecting. Its time I do those things anyway so now all I need is good news. When I see the doctor i'm going over everything this time and after I get the good news I'm NOT using Google to check my symptoms any more. I'm stopping this now because I feel like a drug addict when it comes to Google. Now I'm off to go check out my other accounts. Happy nights till next time. Pleas hope for my health and any who do I really REALLY appreciate it.

Frank Friday

I think he likes where I (Ross) put the table now

Happy Frank Friday everyone. Not much to say this time but happy nights till next time. Hope you all like the shot.

Happy Halloween Everyone

Its finally my favorite holiday and I'm still sick so I cant enjoy it. Me and Noba both don't like being sick and it's worse with no one here to see that I'm okay. If someone was here I'd be at ease and probably still sick but getting better. Its too bad I'ts so cold here or I'd be passing out candy but with it only being in the 40s in the day and 30s at night I cant this year :( . Well anyway Happy Halloween everyone. Happy nights till next time and I hope you liked reading this. I'll leave you all with there anime treats.

Duel Post (Late Frank Friday & Fallow Up Post)

Hey all Its me Ross and yes I know Frank Friday is late. I had more pressing issues yesterday so it was postponed until today. My father took me to unguent care yesterday and we talked about a lot of things as we drove there. As long time readers of my blog will know me and my father don't always see eye to eye or get along but I was freaking out so we ended up talking about a lot of privet things I normally wouldn't mention or bring up at all. We did that till we got into the first building. We went in and everything was strange to be honest. I don't go to the doctor often and I'm horrible with remembering things so I'm glad he was there. I found it hard to fill out the paperwork with me being so stressed and my heart pounding away. 

Once we were in the lady that talked to us was rather lets say pushy like she wanted to get through everything quick which would have been fine if she had really said anything. Instead she sent us to the ER after doing a few tests. By the time we got there I was wigging out about the fact that I had NOT been told anything to disprove my greatest fear. The wait felt like forever before then took me to my room and told me to wait there. I did as I was told and ended up talking to my father a bit more and answering the nurses questions. well i'd say like ten min later the doctor came in and he was a nice guy honestly. He very much set my mind at ease till he wanted to run a CT scan on my head. See I went in worried about things that were super unlikely and I tried to see if a none radiation test was possible but in the end agreed to the CT. A few minutes later another guy wheeled my bed to the CT room and I got in the try. I was so nervous but he told me its the same radiation as standing next to the microwave so I calmed down and once I got in position the two nurses asked if i'd done a CT before because I seemed experienced with what was required of me. 

On the way back I talked to the male nurse who told me really people with the big C can live into their 70s which shocked me. I didn't and never want that but still. Anyway things had lightened up once I got back from the test and a half hour later the doctor came in and told me my brain was fine and he gave me a prescription of pills for vertigo and one there in the hospital. Once I got the news I was so relived and we went out and grabbed some Arby's before we got my pills and I was taken home. I gotta say that pill made me drowse and I slept ten hour only waking up a few times. It was hard to get up this morning too. So that's why I missed Frank Friday yesterday. Today were both chilling out in bed because the doctors never ran any blood work to tell me if I had a cold, flue or anything like that so I'm doing the bed rest thing till the cold symptoms go away. Being alone here and drowse sucks though because the day seems to be going on forever like times slowed down. I mean when I woke in the night It had been fifteen min since I went to bed but it felt like hours had passed and now that i'm up it feels later than it is. well thanks for reading and that's all for now. Happy nights till next time all, now I'm off to watch anime and get plenty to drink.

Explanation (my problem and a need to change)

Okay so its Ross. I know I haven't posted in about a week but there is a reason. I have been sick with a cold lately and I need to concentrate on getting better first and foremost. It hasn't been going well thanks to my habit of  freaking out over every symptom and looking up what I have on Google  I get really worried when I do that and it makes me panic over illnesses I most likely don't have. I need to stop doing that from now on. Whats worse is that I get too focused on worrying than getting better and I make things worse for myself. I'm pretty sure now I have a cold and anxiety but I'm seeing a doctor soon to find out. I'm honestly really scared to find out but I also really want to know i'm okay so I'll stop driving people around me fucking crazy. I mean one week I convinced myself I had hypothermia because my body temp was 96.7 when I took it. That really wasn't my proudest moment and its kept getting worse since then. This needs to stop and I'm gonna make it stop.

Frank Friday

Okay I'm super late due to the fact that I've been in bed. Don't you just love cold and flu season? I know I like the months but not the sickness or the freezing cold. Its Ross by the way and If your wondering why no new picture of Frank its because he wont hold still today since Ann and her husband came home with his playmate the dog. So you'll all need to settle for this old picture this wee. Sorry and I hope you continue to read. Happy nights till next time everyone.

GOAL

Hey it’s Ross and if you’re a long time reader of this blog (if in fact any of those really exist yet) you know a while back I started dieting after a lot of humiliation ad my cousins wedding. No I will NOT retell that story. If you really are interested in it though go look at my earlier posts. You'll find it. Anyway back to what I was saying. So I started this diet to lose weight so I could fit comfortably in my black pinstripe dress pants again, then it progressed from there. After I could fit them I was looking at that evil BMI thing and I wanted it to say I’m in the normal weight for my height. Well tonight I finally fit in the ideal weight for my height once again after over six months of calorie counting (If my scales right that is). Now I can go back to eating 2100 calories a day. It’s wonderful to know I can go to an all you can eat buffet again and not worry if I’m over my limit on calories. It truly is a pain in the ass to count calories at a buffet and it also means I can eat snack foods again. Today I celebrated by eating three decent sized meals. Since the diet started I had cut back to two meals a day and I think it’s fucked with my health from not getting enough nutrients. No I will not be going back to my old ways that got me in this mess but also no I will not be calorie counting as much anymore. Kinda wish it was summer now so I could break out the fireworks and put on a yukata as bad as that may sound it would be fun to do, but alas its October and too cold for that. Plus I don't have any fireworks or own a yukata. Happy nights till next time everyone. Hope you enjoyed hearing my good news as much as I did.

My hopes for PETA

Okay its Ross and for those of you who don't know PETA pulled some shit recently that was just fucking sad. It was an unforgivable crime for trying suck a low blow. They created a new Pokemon game titled "Pokemon Black and Blue". I watched this game played and was disturbed deeply by the fact that they would attack fictional creations from my generations childhood and even the new generations childhood. Its like they are trying to brainwash little kids and that's NOT fucking right at all. Honestly id be pissed if I payed a company to save animals and they wasted the money to pull this crap. I mean honestly the game was fucked up and any person who was or still is a fan of Pokemon will recognize this. The last boss in the game is Ash and they have him talk shit about never caring about pikachu because he kept him in a pokeball and that he only needs him to make money from children's parents. Now first off he doesn't keep pikachu in a pokeball almost ever throughout the series in any season. He literally dies for him multiple times, it all shows they didst know what they were even talking about. Also right from the start they paint the whole thing out to be nothing but violence and abuse when in fact the point of the show was that people coexist with Pokemon peacefully. In the game they even give out rewards that show brutality like for example a video of animals being abused. This is gonna be viewed by children people. Now not that I don't want animals protected but I fully agree with the maker of the video I will be sharing that I hope Nintendo sues PETA for the crime they have committed as a publicity stunt. Watch the video comment and happy nights till next time.

                       

Frank Friday - A Chance Discovery

Okay so I (Ross) found out something a few days ago. We were getting ready for bed and he was curled up next to me. I started hearing this wired noise so I looked around trying to find the source of it. It was frank snoring loudly in his sleep. Yes people he snores, I had no clue ether. Happy nights till next time all. hope you continue reading.

First time alone

Okay so yeah at my age I should have had the experience of living on my own before now but I didn't. So today Ann and Ted finally got the paperwork so Ann could go on the road with him. We were all happy to hear they finally managed to get it as they have been trying for a while now to get it. This was good though it meant I will be here all by myself for two weeks. Last time Ann went on the road I had her daughter here to keep me company but with her in collage now she wont be here to do so this time. 

At first like a few days ago when I heard they were gonna get it all ready so she could go out I thought no problem I can handle two weeks alone. Then today or yesterday depending on who your listening to they left to go lode the truck. Things got a little lonely and then Ann came back to drop off her SUV and I walked with her to the truck to carry her bag of ice for her. I gotta say i was starting to feel a lot more depressed by the time we said see ya in two weeks. The short walk back to the apartment seemed to take forever to get back and once I was inside I let all my emotions spill out for a few minutes. After that I just went about changing a few things in the apartment like hanging up two pictures in Ann's room and doing the dishes before my shower.

Why did I hang pictures in Ann's room? well Its because till they get back i'm sleeping in here. No its not a wired thing its purely that you have to walk through her room to get to the bathroom, its one of the warmest rooms in the house and the big one, It has the most comfortable bed in the house in it. My mattress on the floor is a single and is so uncomfortable i wake up with my right arm cracking loudly and hurting for hours. It is due to this that I sleep on the couch in the front room so much to avoid hurting my arm, well I cant do that now since there apparently a draft. I know this because I keep getting sick all over again when I sleep out there but its better than my arm hurt so what the hell. Well with those two gone for two weeks i'm taking the comfortable bed and am NOT going to wake up sick or in pain if I can avoid it.

Anyway now here I am taking two weeks to get use to living alone which i'm not use to. This wouldn't be so bad if I were doing it in a town with anything good to do or if I knew anyone in this town at all who isn't at collage or on the rode. I'm fucking isolated and if I don't keep busy I'm sure I'll go out of my damn mind. I even considered getting a job just to preserve my sanity even if I would need to get a new one when we all move.

So over the next few weeks I have no clue what I'll post here but Frank Friday will still be on. The rest of the time is a wild card right now. Only way is to stay tuned and keep checking in. Hope you enjoyed the red and Happy nights till next time everyone.

Sincerely: Ross

Last two pictures of the day

Okay based on the sketchy content of the last two I do warn you that if you cant take the joke you should just leave right now with no hard feelings. Nothing personal is meant by this. Now for those who remain here are the last two shots of the day. From your friend: Noba

Does anyone else wanna play with her as the "Victim"

Happy nights till next time everyone. Hope you enjoyed the pictures as much as I did and I do hope you'll keep reading and visit my blog again some time.

Start Rethinking It

Yep when you find this its time to consider rethinking things and start working out an escape plan. From your friend: Noba

Online dating shot

As most of you wont know I was dumped a while back and it was by a girl I was dating online. Now that being said aside from the gun this is was pretty much how it happened. More to come in a few hours. Your friend: Noba

The Funnies

I saw this and new I had to show you all. It was hard to find it so I hope you all like it. More to come later in the day. From your friend: Noba

Frank Friday

Okay so not much to say this Friday. Franks screaming bloody murder because hes feeling chatty and i found one of his nails like stuck in the carpet. it was really wired seeing that so i thought id share it here. This has been another Frank Friday and thanks for reading. Happy nights till next time.

Last Joke For A While

Yo all its me Noba again and i'm posting yet another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time. This is the last  I'll be posting just so you know. All jokes are now up.

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The Deaf Genie

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish .. each person is only allowed one!"
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

Joke #5

Yo all its me Noba again and i'm posting yet another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time. This is one of the last two I'll be posting just so you know. All jokes will be up later today.

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The Witchdoctor's Cure

After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things, but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him, "this is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this," and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.... The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news.... So he is lying in bed with her and says '123', and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"

Joke #4

Yo all its me Noba again and i'm posting another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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Explanation, Please!

There was this couple who had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
One night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids."

Joke #3

Yo all its me Noba again and i'm posting another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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The Can of Paint

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man.
"She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

Yet another joke

Yo all its me Noba and i'm gonna do something I haven't done on here in a little while now. Its time for another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.
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The Code

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

Frank Friday

Okay everyone welcome back. Its Ross and well we went shopping today around town and decided to pick up lunch. We found that Frank also likes steak and cheese from subway when a little dropped on the floor. It was funny in that I wasn't sure he would because normally with human food he will sniff it and circle it for a bit before eating but not this time he dug right into the steak. Good to know the cat likes the same order as me from now on. Here he is below all tired out. Happy night till next time all and as always I hope you liked reading this.

Couldn't Resist

Yo its Noba. So a friend shared this picture earlier and it was just too good an picture to not share with you all. Honestly I love work like this when people put a lot of emotion into their art. At first I didn't see it because I found it a bit funny admittedly but later after reading through some of the hentai manga this picture came from I really got more connected to how emotional this picture really is. Well there's the picture from the manga hentai "May not 'Miss Pervert' fall in love". I fucking love the title of this manga just to honestly let you all know. Its so memorable. Thanks for reading and happy nights till next time.

Frank Friday

I know I put that toy around here somewhere

Hey its Ross and Frank's looking for the toy covered in catnip right now. He has no clue I have it just yet. Happy nights till next time all.

Back from the sick

Hey all its me (Ross) i'm back. Okay so I've been sick for like four days now with a reoccurring fever. I wish I was joking I really do but its true. Aside from that I've continued a mission I started a few weeks ago. The mission is to watch all the Bleach stuff on watchcartoononline.com and I will report that its going really well. I'm on episode 174 and the site only has 271 episodes dubbed in English along with two movies. Its been a load of fun but I just got confused. In the part I'm on now the princess just moved in next door. I'm so confused because i have no clew how they got out of the realm of the hollows. I mean is that explained in a movie or something? Pleas you bleach fans tell me. All I know is ichigo saved Orihime then it skipped to the one i'm on now. Its so damn confusing. I thought Rukia died but shes in this one now and can he still hollowfie? I know this was short but hope you liked it. See ya tomorrow for Frank Friday. Happy nights everyone.

Frank Friday

No master you cant have this spot

Sometimes frank can be so greedy with the spot he chooses and if you try to take it from him watch out. That was all from me (Ross) for today. Happy nights till next time everybody.

New Equipment

Yo all its Noba. I know I've let you all hear from the other one for e bit too long now. So anyway Ross was reading this book the other day about cleaning clutter though I really don't see the point since he really doesn't have much shit to begin with. Anyway the idiot only got through ten pages before he decided to get rid of some stuff. To me that was just stupid as he didn't even end up getting much from doing it. He maybe got two boxes cleared. Somehow this lead to a trend that Ann quickly adopted. He screwed us into having to clear out buckets on the back porch and clear out stuff in the bathroom. Well here's where the story gets interesting. Once the bathroom was cleared Ann didn't need the old plastic shelf thing she had in there so now we have a new place for our equipment and the toy chest will start housing other stuff soonish. However along with the plastic cabinet she gave me a old kid so yey new stuff!!! One problem... Anyone know how to use it? Id heard about a friend learning to use this but if she happens to read this can you do me a favor and post up a link to a video about how to use this stuff.

 

In other news Ross wants you all to know hes lost weight and now only has four pounds to go till the damn BMI says hes the right weight for his size, age and gender. Anyway happy night till my next post everyone.

Lovers embrace

Hey all its Ross. I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. I wrote it a while ago so keep that in mind. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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A touch 

My knees begin to shake 

I long for your passionate embrace 

A kiss 

It leaves a sweet taste in its wake 

Just a little taste 

Like the sweetest thing I could ever taste 

Your arms wrapped around my wast 

The smile upon your face 

Id die for your embrace 

Oh to you my lover lets not let this time go to waste 

These feelings so sweet 

So divine 

These feelings so undefined 

I am so happy to know you are mine 

With this I know I will love you until the end of time

Desire to dream

Hey all its Ross. I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. I wrote it a while ago so keep that in mind. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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Thoughts like fire. 

Burning desire. 

Burning through my head. 

Dreams like water slipping through my hands. 

Flowing never to be caught. 

Details fading like smoke in the wind.

Blowing flowing through my mind. 

Confusion filling every part of me. 

Like an idea to a writer who can't put it to words. 

Can someone save me or will my dreams fly away like the birds.

Lust for something new

Hey all its Ross. I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. I wrote it a while ago so keep that in mind. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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Lust like fire 

Burning desire 

looking for something new 

when I found it I never thought it'd be you 

you give me feelings I've never felt before 

Now that I've got them I just want more 

More of these feelings I've never felt before 

Hands dancing across my skin stoking the fires within 

My heart is yearning 

My sole is burning 

To be without you is to be without air 

I know in my heart Ill never meet another so fare 

This is probably why I can't help but to care 

pursuit of the line

Well since I don't seem to be getting many ideas right now for my story and nothing much has happened I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. I wrote it a while ago so no surprise if it’s not very good. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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Where is the line

that beautiful line

where sanity ends and madness steps in

that invisible gateway between heaven and hell

darkness and light

oh where is that line

oh beautiful line

where is it

past the sea

I waste my time looking for the beautiful line

oh I waste all my time in pursuit of that beautiful line

Doom ride

Hey all its Ross. Well since I don't seem to be getting many ideas right now for my story and nothing much has happened I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. I wrote it a while ago so no surprise if it’s not very good. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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A street corner 

dark and old 

surrounded by the chilly night air 

oh so cold 

The lights grow dim 

I grow pale 

I stand out here night after night without fail 

a car approaches from out of the gloom 

the window rolls down to seal my doom 

into the back of the car I go 

it speeds off into the night 

my intended destination not even I am to know

Lucifer's cry

Hey all its Ross. Well since I don't seem to be getting many ideas right now for my story and nothing much has happened I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. Only think I can say has happened I forgot to tell you about a week ago the other little monster found a new home with a nice family seeking a dog for their kids. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. oh and it is about satin so every religious person reading who doesn't like it can bite me for feeling bad for the fallen angel who got fucked over by god as far as i'm concerned. Its rare I ever talk about religion at all without being asked about it so consider it a treat. I wrote it a while ago so no surprise if it sucks. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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I am the fallen
hear my cry
this is to the one who can never die
once the most beautiful angel up high
but then he fell from the sky
now he sits on a fiery thrown
down in the hot center of the earth
but he is not alone
his army's are great
his numbers are high
but still he can not defeat the angels that remain on high
so he sits on his thrown but still he can never die

Frank Friday

Master you burnt the egg

Yep people I was experimenting with frying an egg to make a dippy egg for Ann and as frank says I burnt it and now the apartment is full of smoke. It really didn't go well but frying the hash brown and turkey went okay. I was told it tasted really good but the egg ended up burnt to the bottom of the skillet.

Fuck You Online Its Not a Crime

Okay well today I’m cutting away from the normal all of us who view my blog regularly have grown accustom to. What I plan to type here will possibly be some of the most controversial material I will ever post up. I know many of you will be offended by what I will put here and honestly you are welcome to leave all the hate mail you'd like but your also welcome to leave right now before I get into what it is I have to say. You have been warned.

Okay so an incident last night prompted me to type this up today and it was one that touched me deeply but not in a good way. Me and a friend of mine were chatting online late at night and it must have started around two thirty in the morning but it didn't end till five am. For over two hours my friend cut into me attacking me beliefs. In the paragraphs to come her name will be changed to protect her identity that’s the favor I will grant in this situation. 

Alright let’s get started. I got on after dealing with some business with Ann about moving soon. We were picking a city and trying to get an idea of where to move to. I'm gonna be staying with her and her husband for the year to come after we get the new place so I can save up money to get a place of my own but im jumping off topic now so I’ll get back to it. So I get on and Kate was online because we had planned to meet up for a while. Things started off cool but changed as they always do. It started with her asking about where I stand in politics. I told her the truth I stand on the, I'm a person side of things as an independent. She was cool with that and we proceeded to get into a discussion about the system and about China. 

I don't know if she was drunk, depressed or just paranoid but it was no excuse for what would soon go from a pleasant conversation to her attacking me. Well start with the China bit as it is the shorter of these two. You never know what someone is really like until you have a talk like this which is why I tend to avoid them to the best of my ability. Well I didn't know she would flip out on me so I didn't bother trying to avoid it this time (I wish I had). Once again I jump off topic but really people are so easy to get along with till this shit gets brought up. They are so friendly and that's a benefit of the net, it frees us to say things we would never say to other people and it makes the masks we all wear more convincing. Anyway so she started up with a paranoid sounding statement about how she was surprised China didn't put sleepers in the stuff they send to us and she went from that into a rant about them owning most of America as it is and what sounder a lot like her saying they would take over. I proceeded to tell her that wouldn't happen. Come on really Kate?! China has no reason to screw themselves over by taking over, and they would if they did take over. No offence China but it’s true. When a nation gets too big it often throws that nation into chaos and I had to spend ten minuets pointing this out to her. At first things may be fine but the bigger the territory taken the harder it is to control. I had to point out times that it has happened trout history like Britain in the new world, Napoleon Bonaparte, Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great. I know that reason isn't the only factor in each by the way.

I went on to say it wouldn't benefit China to take over and have to deal with not only more territory to worry about but to gain the US's enemies and problems (financial and otherwise). No why it is true they have a lot of control I can't see a reason for then wanting all those problems when they can just as easily control things without taking over and that leaves them forever blameless for the bull shit we cause. It’s easier to leave the illusion of freedom and control things behind the scenes. That would lead her to promptly tell me I’m wrong and id lead us into out fight about the system by saying that it works kinda. While I know it may not last forever I do know it holds things together for now while we as people grow and learn to make things better. She disagreed that we get better and said we are all wasting our time. I had to point out that nothing we do is a waist. We are paving the way for the next generation to be better than us. I know things don't get better even in one lifetime in most cases and I accept that. Her response was to basically ask me why bother because we put people in power that are fucking idiots.  That led further into this fight about us as a species never getting better and the system. She tried to convince me that there's no point to our existence and that there was no meaning in believing that human kind does get better. In the end I told her to fuck off. I will not give up on us all. I know we get better little by little. I except that the things suck ass and that the system doesn't work well. However it’s the best we have for now.

Everyone who paid attention in government class in this country knows we the people don't really have much say in the leader. People like Kate give up on humanity because they say it’s stupid to see the good and they focus in on all the bad. People like me have faith that is unchanging. I refuse to give up that faith and by the end of our fight it sounded like if we each had a button that would end existence she would push it and I wouldn't. Yes the fight bothers me greatly and while she did have no right to attack me like that it isn't a crime online. That's it for me. See you all tomorrow for Frank Friday. Have a happy night till then.

Wired Crap

Hey its Ross. Okay so shopping in Columbus at four in the morning may not be the best idea. We were there any way to drop Ann's husband at the gray hound station. Well needless to say we were tired , board, and somehow we picked this up. I didn't even know they sold it like that. I had so little sleep because i'd only seven hours sleep in that 48 hours. Well happy nights till next time. Hope you liked it.

Frank Friday

The floor was covered in cat nip i had to lick it clean.

I'm just gonna leave it at that this time. Happy Nights till my next post everyone and its Ross by the way. Noba's letting me do this one.

Morning Annoyances

Okay Its Noba and no Ross wont be back for a bit if I have my way. Okay so well start off with what happened early this morning. I was asleep and having this really out there kind of dream. For starters I don't remember my dreams often so remembering this one was an attachments in and of itself. Now it was even better because it was a great dream and while most dreams you only have two seances at your disposal this one was different. It was special in the fact that i could see, hear, and feel everything i touched in the dream and even smell and taste a little.

A tribute to SL my favorite online fanfiction author

So why was this dream wired and good you ask? Well I haven't watched or thought about Harry Potter in over a month or two yet in this dream I was staring as Harry. Though I don't remember all the details of how I got to the bit that I remember most vividly I do know it had something to do with a bus taking me all over hell for no reason and then Umbridge was gonna take me to wizerding court for some reason. Now here comes the good part. I clearly remember Ron made no appearance in this dream but after Umbridge said that I want back to wherever I was staying with Hermione. Now I was gonna request we come up with a plan to deal with things however... She had other plans and was scared for me so and I have no clue why she ended up striping for me to have sex with her. As bad as it sounds i'm still a guy and she was too damn cute in just a yellow pair of panties smirking to say no to. Now when I have sex which is all online at the moment im different from most men in that I love to do what would very much qualify as true lesbian sex. For those who need an exponentiation its sex with no need for toys or a cock. Maybe i'm strange as fuck for it but I got very into it which was great for me despite the lack of any kind of BDSM, S&M, or D/s throughout the entire thing and I never got any more undressed than taking off my shirt. Id like to thank my favorite writer for getting me so damn addicted to lesbian sex that i can get off without the need for anything but my hands and mouth. Thank you starvinglunatic of fanfiction, fictionpress, and KP slash haven for providing me with that little treat. Anyway I clearly remember her soft skin and a shit lode of kissing, licking, touching, feeling, groping, along with a little nibbling and fingering. She was wet by the time I was shirtless and craving to explore more of her body with my hands and mouth however...

This is the part where things go from sexy to oh are you fucking kidding me?! I was awakened from my dream by what I think was a low flying jet and Ann says was most likely a car with bad exhaust. I asked what the hell it was and the dog started barking right away which only woke me up more but despite trying to go back to sleep I couldn't get the dream to continue and when i was close my phone alarm went off and even after i shut all three off Ann kept me from the dream by starting to sing a very loud badly sung chorus of froggy went a courtin. Needless to say I was fucking pissed and regretted sleeping on the couch to watch anime on my DVD player which I put in the front room and haven't moved back to my room yet. Anyway it has been like around four or five years since my last dream that I could touch things in and really feel them which was also sexual.

Okay so that covers me waking up and leads us to 12:34am this morning with my father who i'm still rather pissed at texting to ask if I wanna tag along for gaming this Saturday which i'm okay with so I said yes. I can stand him when we game because hes like a different person around his friends and he loosens the fuck up so its like i'm with a stranger which is fine by me but if he mentions my money once I wont speak to him for the rest of the day and coming month. For those reading who don't know my father screwed me out of my 600 dollar collage fund when I decided not to go to collage so he wont let me have a dime unless I do what he wants with the money that wasn't all his and was for MY future.

Well that leads us to where we are now with Ann flipping me off so thank you Ann for the newest bird for my flock. One for you too -flips Ann off sticking my tong out at her- Thanks for reading and do come again. Happy nights till nest time all. See ya...

First time self bondage

Okay yes I (Noba) am back. As the title says I did try self bondage today and late last night though mostly I practiced tying one hand but as I had no skills with self rope bondage before now i'm rather proud of what I did before breakfast today. I cant get into the BDSM community in a physical way yet though I can talk and meet people online so I have to build up my skills some how. Its ether I build them up or I just keep collecting gear I have no clue how to use. Some people collect stamps I collect whips and bondage gear. Anyway thank you to everyone of my 4 friends on fetlife who gave me advice. I wish I could thank you by name but I wont since I haven't gotten permission to do so though it really doesn't effect this post if I cant. You wonderful people know who you are. Now back to what I did this morning fallowing a rather odd book I got for free at a yard sale. Kinda glad I didn't get rid of it now that i'm studying bondage and knots. I tweaked a larks head knot to do the tie above.

Frank Friday The Stages of Bug Hunting

  Hey everyone, I'm back :). It took me a while but I was able to do this post. So without further delay here's Frank. Here are the stages of hunting for bugs as shown below. Content, Excited, Fuck it i'll get it later, And Finally  Fallin Asleep.

Ambition and Daydreaming

Okay hey ladies and gentlemen its Noba. Well I just got back from walking the mutt and taking these pictures. Okay so someones gonna ask why I'm posting these and my reply is "I'm fucking getting to it so wait ten seconds and you'll know." Okay now that that's out of the way let me get right to it. This is a building for sale not far from where i'm staying for now and oh god I cant walk past this thing without daydreaming of buying the fucker.

 Why am I daydreaming of buying this old building you ask? Well look at it and you'll see why. It has so much potential to make a great home with a fucking huge dungeon and its set right in town too so what a more kinky location for some fun. I've been thinking how cool it would be to put some one way mirrors behind the shop windows and fuck a slave girl there while people walk by *smirks* cant get a better location for that kind of mind fucking now can you? Honestly what submissive reading this doesn't think it at least sounds interesting.

So its taken me a week to get these pictures but they are finally up and I really feel good about sharing this fantastic daydream with everyone. I know I can't afford it but its nice to dream. Well I hope I have your imaginations going wild by now with thoughts of owning this yourselves and what you'd do with it. I'm glad you stopped by to read my blog. Hope you liked this post and keep reading. Happy nights till next post everyone.

Frank Friday

Master will you pleas take this damn thing off me?
Yo it's Noba and welcome to another Frank Friday everyone. Frank isn't too Happy right now because Sarah collared him with the two bell collar we have and he cant sneak up on shit like this. Hes obsessed with trying to get it off at the moment and as i type this is rubbing against the furniture in my room trying to get the collar off. It is proving very fun to watch and has great entertainment value. Anyway thanks for reading and I hoped you enjoyed yourself. Happy nights till next time. 

Observation

Yo It's Noba. Okay I've been watching the stats for my blogs and I notice something rather interesting. While almost every post I put up gets at least three views most of my posts never get a comment. I've only ever had one person comment on any of my posts in fact. I'm wondering about why that is. It's not a big deal but damn people, are we all really gonna stalk my blog posts now? *smirks* I don't really care to be honest but it does strike me as a little odd. Anyway as for the question of wheres my lesser half hes taking some time off whether he wants to or not. Yeah didn't have something big planned to say for now just need a filler before Frank Friday. Just seems kinda lazy to not at least do two posts a week if were gonna keep delivering these short posts. Well that's it for now and till tomorrow, keep reading.

Start of Vacation and Frank Friday

Have a happy vacation master 

Hey its Ross and this ones gonna be kinda short this week cuz i'm taking a 3 day mini break from my norm so I'm calling it a vacation. I'll be back on Monday but till then almost no sexual stuff. Given I still pop onto my twitter and fetlife and end up loving and retweeting pictures. Well till next time happy nights till then. Hope you enjoy reading my stuff.