Frank Friday

The floor was covered in cat nip i had to lick it clean.

I'm just gonna leave it at that this time. Happy Nights till my next post everyone and its Ross by the way. Noba's letting me do this one.

Morning Annoyances

Okay Its Noba and no Ross wont be back for a bit if I have my way. Okay so well start off with what happened early this morning. I was asleep and having this really out there kind of dream. For starters I don't remember my dreams often so remembering this one was an attachments in and of itself. Now it was even better because it was a great dream and while most dreams you only have two seances at your disposal this one was different. It was special in the fact that i could see, hear, and feel everything i touched in the dream and even smell and taste a little.

A tribute to SL my favorite online fanfiction author

So why was this dream wired and good you ask? Well I haven't watched or thought about Harry Potter in over a month or two yet in this dream I was staring as Harry. Though I don't remember all the details of how I got to the bit that I remember most vividly I do know it had something to do with a bus taking me all over hell for no reason and then Umbridge was gonna take me to wizerding court for some reason. Now here comes the good part. I clearly remember Ron made no appearance in this dream but after Umbridge said that I want back to wherever I was staying with Hermione. Now I was gonna request we come up with a plan to deal with things however... She had other plans and was scared for me so and I have no clue why she ended up striping for me to have sex with her. As bad as it sounds i'm still a guy and she was too damn cute in just a yellow pair of panties smirking to say no to. Now when I have sex which is all online at the moment im different from most men in that I love to do what would very much qualify as true lesbian sex. For those who need an exponentiation its sex with no need for toys or a cock. Maybe i'm strange as fuck for it but I got very into it which was great for me despite the lack of any kind of BDSM, S&M, or D/s throughout the entire thing and I never got any more undressed than taking off my shirt. Id like to thank my favorite writer for getting me so damn addicted to lesbian sex that i can get off without the need for anything but my hands and mouth. Thank you starvinglunatic of fanfiction, fictionpress, and KP slash haven for providing me with that little treat. Anyway I clearly remember her soft skin and a shit lode of kissing, licking, touching, feeling, groping, along with a little nibbling and fingering. She was wet by the time I was shirtless and craving to explore more of her body with my hands and mouth however...

This is the part where things go from sexy to oh are you fucking kidding me?! I was awakened from my dream by what I think was a low flying jet and Ann says was most likely a car with bad exhaust. I asked what the hell it was and the dog started barking right away which only woke me up more but despite trying to go back to sleep I couldn't get the dream to continue and when i was close my phone alarm went off and even after i shut all three off Ann kept me from the dream by starting to sing a very loud badly sung chorus of froggy went a courtin. Needless to say I was fucking pissed and regretted sleeping on the couch to watch anime on my DVD player which I put in the front room and haven't moved back to my room yet. Anyway it has been like around four or five years since my last dream that I could touch things in and really feel them which was also sexual.

Okay so that covers me waking up and leads us to 12:34am this morning with my father who i'm still rather pissed at texting to ask if I wanna tag along for gaming this Saturday which i'm okay with so I said yes. I can stand him when we game because hes like a different person around his friends and he loosens the fuck up so its like i'm with a stranger which is fine by me but if he mentions my money once I wont speak to him for the rest of the day and coming month. For those reading who don't know my father screwed me out of my 600 dollar collage fund when I decided not to go to collage so he wont let me have a dime unless I do what he wants with the money that wasn't all his and was for MY future.

Well that leads us to where we are now with Ann flipping me off so thank you Ann for the newest bird for my flock. One for you too -flips Ann off sticking my tong out at her- Thanks for reading and do come again. Happy nights till nest time all. See ya...