Frank Friday

The floor was covered in cat nip i had to lick it clean.

I'm just gonna leave it at that this time. Happy Nights till my next post everyone and its Ross by the way. Noba's letting me do this one.

Morning Annoyances

Okay Its Noba and no Ross wont be back for a bit if I have my way. Okay so well start off with what happened early this morning. I was asleep and having this really out there kind of dream. For starters I don't remember my dreams often so remembering this one was an attachments in and of itself. Now it was even better because it was a great dream and while most dreams you only have two seances at your disposal this one was different. It was special in the fact that i could see, hear, and feel everything i touched in the dream and even smell and taste a little.

A tribute to SL my favorite online fanfiction author

So why was this dream wired and good you ask? Well I haven't watched or thought about Harry Potter in over a month or two yet in this dream I was staring as Harry. Though I don't remember all the details of how I got to the bit that I remember most vividly I do know it had something to do with a bus taking me all over hell for no reason and then Umbridge was gonna take me to wizerding court for some reason. Now here comes the good part. I clearly remember Ron made no appearance in this dream but after Umbridge said that I want back to wherever I was staying with Hermione. Now I was gonna request we come up with a plan to deal with things however... She had other plans and was scared for me so and I have no clue why she ended up striping for me to have sex with her. As bad as it sounds i'm still a guy and she was too damn cute in just a yellow pair of panties smirking to say no to. Now when I have sex which is all online at the moment im different from most men in that I love to do what would very much qualify as true lesbian sex. For those who need an exponentiation its sex with no need for toys or a cock. Maybe i'm strange as fuck for it but I got very into it which was great for me despite the lack of any kind of BDSM, S&M, or D/s throughout the entire thing and I never got any more undressed than taking off my shirt. Id like to thank my favorite writer for getting me so damn addicted to lesbian sex that i can get off without the need for anything but my hands and mouth. Thank you starvinglunatic of fanfiction, fictionpress, and KP slash haven for providing me with that little treat. Anyway I clearly remember her soft skin and a shit lode of kissing, licking, touching, feeling, groping, along with a little nibbling and fingering. She was wet by the time I was shirtless and craving to explore more of her body with my hands and mouth however...

This is the part where things go from sexy to oh are you fucking kidding me?! I was awakened from my dream by what I think was a low flying jet and Ann says was most likely a car with bad exhaust. I asked what the hell it was and the dog started barking right away which only woke me up more but despite trying to go back to sleep I couldn't get the dream to continue and when i was close my phone alarm went off and even after i shut all three off Ann kept me from the dream by starting to sing a very loud badly sung chorus of froggy went a courtin. Needless to say I was fucking pissed and regretted sleeping on the couch to watch anime on my DVD player which I put in the front room and haven't moved back to my room yet. Anyway it has been like around four or five years since my last dream that I could touch things in and really feel them which was also sexual.

Okay so that covers me waking up and leads us to 12:34am this morning with my father who i'm still rather pissed at texting to ask if I wanna tag along for gaming this Saturday which i'm okay with so I said yes. I can stand him when we game because hes like a different person around his friends and he loosens the fuck up so its like i'm with a stranger which is fine by me but if he mentions my money once I wont speak to him for the rest of the day and coming month. For those reading who don't know my father screwed me out of my 600 dollar collage fund when I decided not to go to collage so he wont let me have a dime unless I do what he wants with the money that wasn't all his and was for MY future.

Well that leads us to where we are now with Ann flipping me off so thank you Ann for the newest bird for my flock. One for you too -flips Ann off sticking my tong out at her- Thanks for reading and do come again. Happy nights till nest time all. See ya...

First time self bondage

Okay yes I (Noba) am back. As the title says I did try self bondage today and late last night though mostly I practiced tying one hand but as I had no skills with self rope bondage before now i'm rather proud of what I did before breakfast today. I cant get into the BDSM community in a physical way yet though I can talk and meet people online so I have to build up my skills some how. Its ether I build them up or I just keep collecting gear I have no clue how to use. Some people collect stamps I collect whips and bondage gear. Anyway thank you to everyone of my 4 friends on fetlife who gave me advice. I wish I could thank you by name but I wont since I haven't gotten permission to do so though it really doesn't effect this post if I cant. You wonderful people know who you are. Now back to what I did this morning fallowing a rather odd book I got for free at a yard sale. Kinda glad I didn't get rid of it now that i'm studying bondage and knots. I tweaked a larks head knot to do the tie above.

Frank Friday The Stages of Bug Hunting

  Hey everyone, I'm back :). It took me a while but I was able to do this post. So without further delay here's Frank. Here are the stages of hunting for bugs as shown below. Content, Excited, Fuck it i'll get it later, And Finally  Fallin Asleep.

Ambition and Daydreaming

Okay hey ladies and gentlemen its Noba. Well I just got back from walking the mutt and taking these pictures. Okay so someones gonna ask why I'm posting these and my reply is "I'm fucking getting to it so wait ten seconds and you'll know." Okay now that that's out of the way let me get right to it. This is a building for sale not far from where i'm staying for now and oh god I cant walk past this thing without daydreaming of buying the fucker.

 Why am I daydreaming of buying this old building you ask? Well look at it and you'll see why. It has so much potential to make a great home with a fucking huge dungeon and its set right in town too so what a more kinky location for some fun. I've been thinking how cool it would be to put some one way mirrors behind the shop windows and fuck a slave girl there while people walk by *smirks* cant get a better location for that kind of mind fucking now can you? Honestly what submissive reading this doesn't think it at least sounds interesting.

So its taken me a week to get these pictures but they are finally up and I really feel good about sharing this fantastic daydream with everyone. I know I can't afford it but its nice to dream. Well I hope I have your imaginations going wild by now with thoughts of owning this yourselves and what you'd do with it. I'm glad you stopped by to read my blog. Hope you liked this post and keep reading. Happy nights till next post everyone.

Frank Friday

Master will you pleas take this damn thing off me?
Yo it's Noba and welcome to another Frank Friday everyone. Frank isn't too Happy right now because Sarah collared him with the two bell collar we have and he cant sneak up on shit like this. Hes obsessed with trying to get it off at the moment and as i type this is rubbing against the furniture in my room trying to get the collar off. It is proving very fun to watch and has great entertainment value. Anyway thanks for reading and I hoped you enjoyed yourself. Happy nights till next time. 

Observation

Yo It's Noba. Okay I've been watching the stats for my blogs and I notice something rather interesting. While almost every post I put up gets at least three views most of my posts never get a comment. I've only ever had one person comment on any of my posts in fact. I'm wondering about why that is. It's not a big deal but damn people, are we all really gonna stalk my blog posts now? *smirks* I don't really care to be honest but it does strike me as a little odd. Anyway as for the question of wheres my lesser half hes taking some time off whether he wants to or not. Yeah didn't have something big planned to say for now just need a filler before Frank Friday. Just seems kinda lazy to not at least do two posts a week if were gonna keep delivering these short posts. Well that's it for now and till tomorrow, keep reading.

Start of Vacation and Frank Friday

Have a happy vacation master 

Hey its Ross and this ones gonna be kinda short this week cuz i'm taking a 3 day mini break from my norm so I'm calling it a vacation. I'll be back on Monday but till then almost no sexual stuff. Given I still pop onto my twitter and fetlife and end up loving and retweeting pictures. Well till next time happy nights till then. Hope you enjoy reading my stuff.

Test...Fail...Disappointment

Okay its Ross so yesterday I went in and took my computer test to get my drivers license. Before I went I took the pre test online and got 80%. That s great and I was so happy and proud that I could score that high. Stacy agreed to take me to go take my test because she was in a good mood (so unfair since she 18 and already has one, though it is my fault I don't yet.). Everyone was really nice and told me they thought I'd do well which was a confidence booster from hell. So I get there and after 5min of questions I'm allowed to take my test. For starters the test I took at home was 25 questions and this one was 40 which made me nervous to begin with. I've never shown much interest in driving and always done poorly on tests so that didn't help. I needed to miss 11 to fail. Needless to say I did. A few of the ones I missed were due to second guessing myself. In the end i had 9 left that i never even got to see. I felt worthless after the test and the drive home was spent in silence on my part which isn't like me. Once we got home I got out with my MP3 and went for a long walk in the hot sun. It was like in the 90s but I didn't notice the heat and it was a sunny day but I got a call from my mom. At first I tried to shut her up by sending a text saying "on a walk. back later" but she wouldn't let it go so i answered my phone and told her I was fine and id be back soon.  Before that point I hadn't spoken a word for over an hour and a half though it seemed longer and I was so mad at myself for failing. Until later that night I was convinced I wouldn't bother trying the test again because I didn't wanna fail it again. Later I changed my mind but I decided today not to go take it again yet because i'm not prepared for it yet. Every time I look at that damn book It makes almost no since. Its like the book is written in a language I cant read. I think I'll try again in a few days after I study some more.

Frank Friday & a VERY Stoned Kitty

Finally wore himself out

Okay It's Ross. I nearly missed Frank Friday this week due to computer troubles provided by CoolRom.com. I Went there to get part of what I needed to play the hack for Pokemon Ruby that's called Pokemon Snakewood. It looks fun plus zombie Pokemon and the people say wired shit since It wasn't made by the official company. It all takes place after Z-Day. So any way I couldn't figure out the last bit of instructions so I wound up adding a bunch of systems and games from the site. Not all of their stuff causes problems. The Sega Genesis and Gameboy Color/Advance didn't cause a problem. It was the super Nintendo that caused all these issues. Aside from that I'd suggest them to fans of the old games who wanna play them on the computer.

Anyway that aside we have had a few problems this week while Ann is away. First off were out of cat food so hes eating cat treats till she gets back. I decided to give him some catnip because he was board and I couldn't reach it so I must have dumped the days worth on the floor (we don't give him much) but the fan blew it all over. Now hes down to just the cat nip treats so hes stoned and when hes stoned two things happen. One he gets the munchies and two he gets lovable/clingy and downright stalkerish of me. With nothing but catnip treats to feed him hes getting stoned all over again every time he gets hungry. Cant wait till Ann gets home tonight with cat food. He has tuckered himself out for now thank god though. Till next time. Keep reading and I hope you liked reading this.