Sunday, September 30, 2012

Joke #4

Yo all its me Noba again and i'm posting another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.
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Explanation, Please!


There was this couple who had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
One night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids."

Joke #3


Yo all its me Noba again and i'm posting another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.
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The Can of Paint



Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man.
"She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Yet another joke

Yo all its me Noba and i'm gonna do something I haven't done on here in a little while now. Its time for another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.
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The Code



A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

Friday, September 28, 2012

Frank Friday

Okay everyone welcome back. Its Ross and well we went shopping today around town and decided to pick up lunch. We found that Frank also likes steak and cheese from subway when a little dropped on the floor. It was funny in that I wasn't sure he would because normally with human food he will sniff it and circle it for a bit before eating but not this time he dug right into the steak. Good to know the cat likes the same order as me from now on. Here he is below all tired out. Happy night till next time all and as always I hope you liked reading this.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Couldn't Resist

Yo its Noba. So a friend shared this picture earlier and it was just too good an picture to not share with you all. Honestly I love work like this when people put a lot of emotion into their art. At first I didn't see it because I found it a bit funny admittedly but later after reading through some of the hentai manga this picture came from I really got more connected to how emotional this picture really is. Well there's the picture from the manga hentai "May not 'Miss Pervert' fall in love". I fucking love the title of this manga just to honestly let you all know. Its so memorable. Thanks for reading and happy nights till next time.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Frank Friday

I know I put that toy around here somewhere
Hey its Ross and Frank's looking for the toy covered in catnip right now. He has no clue I have it just yet. Happy nights till next time all.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Back from the sick

Hey all its me (Ross) i'm back. Okay so I've been sick for like four days now with a reoccurring fever. I wish I was joking I really do but its true. Aside from that I've continued a mission I started a few weeks ago. The mission is to watch all the Bleach stuff on watchcartoononline.com and I will report that its going really well. I'm on episode 174 and the site only has 271 episodes dubbed in English along with two movies. Its been a load of fun but I just got confused. In the part I'm on now the princess just moved in next door. I'm so confused because i have no clew how they got out of the realm of the hollows. I mean is that explained in a movie or something? Pleas you bleach fans tell me. All I know is ichigo saved Orihime then it skipped to the one i'm on now. Its so damn confusing. I thought Rukia died but shes in this one now and can he still hollowfie? I know this was short but hope you liked it. See ya tomorrow for Frank Friday. Happy nights everyone.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Frank Friday

No master you cant have this spot
Sometimes frank can be so greedy with the spot he chooses and if you try to take it from him watch out. That was all from me (Ross) for today. Happy nights till next time everybody.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

New Equipment

Yo all its Noba. I know I've let you all hear from the other one for e bit too long now. So anyway Ross was reading this book the other day about cleaning clutter though I really don't see the point since he really doesn't have much shit to begin with. Anyway the idiot only got through ten pages before he decided to get rid of some stuff. To me that was just stupid as he didn't even end up getting much from doing it. He maybe got two boxes cleared. Somehow this lead to a trend that Ann quickly adopted. He screwed us into having to clear out buckets on the back porch and clear out stuff in the bathroom. Well here's where the story gets interesting. Once the bathroom was cleared Ann didn't need the old plastic shelf thing she had in there so now we have a new place for our equipment and the toy chest will start housing other stuff soonish. However along with the plastic cabinet she gave me a old kid so yey new stuff!!! One problem... Anyone know how to use it? Id heard about a friend learning to use this but if she happens to read this can you do me a favor and post up a link to a video about how to use this stuff.

 

In other news Ross wants you all to know hes lost weight and now only has four pounds to go till the damn BMI says hes the right weight for his size, age and gender. Anyway happy night till my next post everyone.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Lovers embrace


Hey all its Ross. I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. I wrote it a while ago so keep that in mind. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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A touch 
My knees begin to shake 
I long for your passionate embrace 
A kiss 
It leaves a sweet taste in its wake 
Just a little taste 
Like the sweetest thing I could ever taste 
Your arms wrapped around my wast 
The smile upon your face 
Id die for your embrace 
Oh to you my lover lets not let this time go to waste 
These feelings so sweet 
So divine 
These feelings so undefined 
I am so happy to know you are mine 
With this I know I will love you until the end of time

Desire to dream


Hey all its Ross. I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. I wrote it a while ago so keep that in mind. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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Thoughts like fire. 
Burning desire. 
Burning through my head. 
Dreams like water slipping through my hands. 
Flowing never to be caught. 
Details fading like smoke in the wind.
Blowing flowing through my mind. 
Confusion filling every part of me. 
Like an idea to a writer who can't put it to words. 
Can someone save me or will my dreams fly away like the birds.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Lust for something new


Hey all its Ross. I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. I wrote it a while ago so keep that in mind. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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Lust like fire 
Burning desire 
looking for something new 
when I found it I never thought it'd be you 
you give me feelings I've never felt before 
Now that I've got them I just want more 
More of these feelings I've never felt before 
Hands dancing across my skin stoking the fires within 
My heart is yearning 
My sole is burning 
To be without you is to be without air 
I know in my heart Ill never meet another so fare 
This is probably why I can't help but to care 

pursuit of the line


Well since I don't seem to be getting many ideas right now for my story and nothing much has happened I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. I wrote it a while ago so no surprise if it’s not very good. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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Where is the line
that beautiful line
where sanity ends and madness steps in
that invisible gateway between heaven and hell
darkness and light
oh where is that line
oh beautiful line
where is it
past the sea
I waste my time looking for the beautiful line
oh I waste all my time in pursuit of that beautiful line

Doom ride

Hey all its Ross. Well since I don't seem to be getting many ideas right now for my story and nothing much has happened I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. I wrote it a while ago so no surprise if it’s not very good. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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A street corner 
dark and old 
surrounded by the chilly night air 
oh so cold 
The lights grow dim 
I grow pale 
I stand out here night after night without fail 
a car approaches from out of the gloom 
the window rolls down to seal my doom 
into the back of the car I go 
it speeds off into the night 
my intended destination not even I am to know

Lucifer's cry


Hey all its Ross. Well since I don't seem to be getting many ideas right now for my story and nothing much has happened I thought I'd post this old poetry I did back in school up. No you do not have my permission to use it. Only think I can say has happened I forgot to tell you about a week ago the other little monster found a new home with a nice family seeking a dog for their kids. So yeah that's it and here's the poem. oh and it is about satin so every religious person reading who doesn't like it can bite me for feeling bad for the fallen angel who got fucked over by god as far as i'm concerned. Its rare I ever talk about religion at all without being asked about it so consider it a treat. I wrote it a while ago so no surprise if it sucks. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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I am the fallen
hear my cry
this is to the one who can never die
once the most beautiful angel up high
but then he fell from the sky
now he sits on a fiery thrown
down in the hot center of the earth
but he is not alone
his army's are great
his numbers are high
but still he can not defeat the angels that remain on high
so he sits on his thrown but still he can never die

Friday, September 7, 2012

Frank Friday

Master you burnt the egg
Yep people I was experimenting with frying an egg to make a dippy egg for Ann and as frank says I burnt it and now the apartment is full of smoke. It really didn't go well but frying the hash brown and turkey went okay. I was told it tasted really good but the egg ended up burnt to the bottom of the skillet.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Fuck You Online Its Not a Crime


Okay well today I’m cutting away from the normal all of us who view my blog regularly have grown accustom to. What I plan to type here will possibly be some of the most controversial material I will ever post up. I know many of you will be offended by what I will put here and honestly you are welcome to leave all the hate mail you'd like but your also welcome to leave right now before I get into what it is I have to say. You have been warned.

Okay so an incident last night prompted me to type this up today and it was one that touched me deeply but not in a good way. Me and a friend of mine were chatting online late at night and it must have started around two thirty in the morning but it didn't end till five am. For over two hours my friend cut into me attacking me beliefs. In the paragraphs to come her name will be changed to protect her identity that’s the favor I will grant in this situation. 

Alright let’s get started. I got on after dealing with some business with Ann about moving soon. We were picking a city and trying to get an idea of where to move to. I'm gonna be staying with her and her husband for the year to come after we get the new place so I can save up money to get a place of my own but im jumping off topic now so I’ll get back to it. So I get on and Kate was online because we had planned to meet up for a while. Things started off cool but changed as they always do. It started with her asking about where I stand in politics. I told her the truth I stand on the, I'm a person side of things as an independent. She was cool with that and we proceeded to get into a discussion about the system and about China. 

I don't know if she was drunk, depressed or just paranoid but it was no excuse for what would soon go from a pleasant conversation to her attacking me. Well start with the China bit as it is the shorter of these two. You never know what someone is really like until you have a talk like this which is why I tend to avoid them to the best of my ability. Well I didn't know she would flip out on me so I didn't bother trying to avoid it this time (I wish I had). Once again I jump off topic but really people are so easy to get along with till this shit gets brought up. They are so friendly and that's a benefit of the net, it frees us to say things we would never say to other people and it makes the masks we all wear more convincing. Anyway so she started up with a paranoid sounding statement about how she was surprised China didn't put sleepers in the stuff they send to us and she went from that into a rant about them owning most of America as it is and what sounder a lot like her saying they would take over. I proceeded to tell her that wouldn't happen. Come on really Kate?! China has no reason to screw themselves over by taking over, and they would if they did take over. No offence China but it’s true. When a nation gets too big it often throws that nation into chaos and I had to spend ten minuets pointing this out to her. At first things may be fine but the bigger the territory taken the harder it is to control. I had to point out times that it has happened trout history like Britain in the new world, Napoleon Bonaparte, Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great. I know that reason isn't the only factor in each by the way.

I went on to say it wouldn't benefit China to take over and have to deal with not only more territory to worry about but to gain the US's enemies and problems (financial and otherwise). No why it is true they have a lot of control I can't see a reason for then wanting all those problems when they can just as easily control things without taking over and that leaves them forever blameless for the bull shit we cause. It’s easier to leave the illusion of freedom and control things behind the scenes. That would lead her to promptly tell me I’m wrong and id lead us into out fight about the system by saying that it works kinda. While I know it may not last forever I do know it holds things together for now while we as people grow and learn to make things better. She disagreed that we get better and said we are all wasting our time. I had to point out that nothing we do is a waist. We are paving the way for the next generation to be better than us. I know things don't get better even in one lifetime in most cases and I accept that. Her response was to basically ask me why bother because we put people in power that are fucking idiots.  That led further into this fight about us as a species never getting better and the system. She tried to convince me that there's no point to our existence and that there was no meaning in believing that human kind does get better. In the end I told her to fuck off. I will not give up on us all. I know we get better little by little. I except that the things suck ass and that the system doesn't work well. However it’s the best we have for now.

Everyone who paid attention in government class in this country knows we the people don't really have much say in the leader. People like Kate give up on humanity because they say it’s stupid to see the good and they focus in on all the bad. People like me have faith that is unchanging. I refuse to give up that faith and by the end of our fight it sounded like if we each had a button that would end existence she would push it and I wouldn't. Yes the fight bothers me greatly and while she did have no right to attack me like that it isn't a crime online. That's it for me. See you all tomorrow for Frank Friday. Have a happy night till then.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Wired Crap

Hey its Ross. Okay so shopping in Columbus at four in the morning may not be the best idea. We were there any way to drop Ann's husband at the gray hound station. Well needless to say we were tired , board, and somehow we picked this up. I didn't even know they sold it like that. I had so little sleep because i'd only seven hours sleep in that 48 hours. Well happy nights till next time. Hope you liked it.