Joke #4

Yo all its me Noba again and i'm posting another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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Explanation, Please!

There was this couple who had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
One night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids."

Joke #3

Yo all its me Noba again and i'm posting another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.

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The Can of Paint

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man.
"She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

Yet another joke

Yo all its me Noba and i'm gonna do something I haven't done on here in a little while now. Its time for another sex joke taken from joke-archives.com and yes I know its not all sex jokes there people. So without further delay here it is. Hope you like it and happy nights till next time.
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The Code

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

Frank Friday

Okay everyone welcome back. Its Ross and well we went shopping today around town and decided to pick up lunch. We found that Frank also likes steak and cheese from subway when a little dropped on the floor. It was funny in that I wasn't sure he would because normally with human food he will sniff it and circle it for a bit before eating but not this time he dug right into the steak. Good to know the cat likes the same order as me from now on. Here he is below all tired out. Happy night till next time all and as always I hope you liked reading this.

Couldn't Resist

Yo its Noba. So a friend shared this picture earlier and it was just too good an picture to not share with you all. Honestly I love work like this when people put a lot of emotion into their art. At first I didn't see it because I found it a bit funny admittedly but later after reading through some of the hentai manga this picture came from I really got more connected to how emotional this picture really is. Well there's the picture from the manga hentai "May not 'Miss Pervert' fall in love". I fucking love the title of this manga just to honestly let you all know. Its so memorable. Thanks for reading and happy nights till next time.

Frank Friday

I know I put that toy around here somewhere

Hey its Ross and Frank's looking for the toy covered in catnip right now. He has no clue I have it just yet. Happy nights till next time all.

Back from the sick

Hey all its me (Ross) i'm back. Okay so I've been sick for like four days now with a reoccurring fever. I wish I was joking I really do but its true. Aside from that I've continued a mission I started a few weeks ago. The mission is to watch all the Bleach stuff on watchcartoononline.com and I will report that its going really well. I'm on episode 174 and the site only has 271 episodes dubbed in English along with two movies. Its been a load of fun but I just got confused. In the part I'm on now the princess just moved in next door. I'm so confused because i have no clew how they got out of the realm of the hollows. I mean is that explained in a movie or something? Pleas you bleach fans tell me. All I know is ichigo saved Orihime then it skipped to the one i'm on now. Its so damn confusing. I thought Rukia died but shes in this one now and can he still hollowfie? I know this was short but hope you liked it. See ya tomorrow for Frank Friday. Happy nights everyone.