The results are in

I finally got our ultrasound results back today. Apparently I (Ross) gave the wrong number at the doctors office and they couldn't give my father the results. All is good though. I had normal results and they think I just pulled a muscle when I was in bed for over a week not getting much sun or exercise. Well now its time to start up on that agreement I mad if I was healthy. My diet needs to change for the better and a few other things that only really effect me honestly. So happy right now though! Happy nights till next time all.

Frank Friday (The Bitch at Address 283)

The Bitch (Jubilee)

Okay so we have been here a few days and for the most part things have gotten better. Everyone's getting along with the exception of the bitch (my half sisters cat). No she cant stand Frank and keeps hissing at him when he gets close to her. He's ignoring her for the most part. Aside from that all looks good so far. I was sent in for an ultrasound today and that seems to have gone okay. Wont know anything till the doctor calls us back. I think that may be around Monday. I cant wait to hear that i'm okay like everyone keeps saying. Well that's all for this time. Happy nights till next time everyone.

Back Again

Okay so I'm back again. We worked so hard to escape this place yet i'm back. At least Frank's here with me this time. Okay so I'll back up a little and tell you all why i'm here again. As long time readers know I haven't been feeling well and I have come to the conclusion i'm not ready to live alone yet. I can't really stand the isolation back home right now when its just me and frank since I don't have a car or a job. Anyway I've been feeling this pushing pressure on my right side under the ribs and i'm scared I may have hurt my liver during my diet. I was cutting back to 1000 calories a day some days during it which kinda makes it a starvation diet. So I'm here because I want to see a doctor and because I feel safer here. Its so odd that I feel calm here this time. Last time I was here I really wasn't feeling this welcome or calm. Maybe its thanks to frank coming or something but I think I'll be okay. I'm going in to have a few tests run and though i'm scared if I get good news I have decided to change my life for the better. I want to live a long happy life after all so I'm going to start eating better and doing some other things I have been neglecting. Its time I do those things anyway so now all I need is good news. When I see the doctor i'm going over everything this time and after I get the good news I'm NOT using Google to check my symptoms any more. I'm stopping this now because I feel like a drug addict when it comes to Google. Now I'm off to go check out my other accounts. Happy nights till next time. Pleas hope for my health and any who do I really REALLY appreciate it.

Happy Halloween Everyone

Its finally my favorite holiday and I'm still sick so I cant enjoy it. Me and Noba both don't like being sick and it's worse with no one here to see that I'm okay. If someone was here I'd be at ease and probably still sick but getting better. Its too bad I'ts so cold here or I'd be passing out candy but with it only being in the 40s in the day and 30s at night I cant this year :( . Well anyway Happy Halloween everyone. Happy nights till next time and I hope you liked reading this. I'll leave you all with there anime treats.

Duel Post (Late Frank Friday & Fallow Up Post)

Hey all Its me Ross and yes I know Frank Friday is late. I had more pressing issues yesterday so it was postponed until today. My father took me to unguent care yesterday and we talked about a lot of things as we drove there. As long time readers of my blog will know me and my father don't always see eye to eye or get along but I was freaking out so we ended up talking about a lot of privet things I normally wouldn't mention or bring up at all. We did that till we got into the first building. We went in and everything was strange to be honest. I don't go to the doctor often and I'm horrible with remembering things so I'm glad he was there. I found it hard to fill out the paperwork with me being so stressed and my heart pounding away. 

Once we were in the lady that talked to us was rather lets say pushy like she wanted to get through everything quick which would have been fine if she had really said anything. Instead she sent us to the ER after doing a few tests. By the time we got there I was wigging out about the fact that I had NOT been told anything to disprove my greatest fear. The wait felt like forever before then took me to my room and told me to wait there. I did as I was told and ended up talking to my father a bit more and answering the nurses questions. well i'd say like ten min later the doctor came in and he was a nice guy honestly. He very much set my mind at ease till he wanted to run a CT scan on my head. See I went in worried about things that were super unlikely and I tried to see if a none radiation test was possible but in the end agreed to the CT. A few minutes later another guy wheeled my bed to the CT room and I got in the try. I was so nervous but he told me its the same radiation as standing next to the microwave so I calmed down and once I got in position the two nurses asked if i'd done a CT before because I seemed experienced with what was required of me. 

On the way back I talked to the male nurse who told me really people with the big C can live into their 70s which shocked me. I didn't and never want that but still. Anyway things had lightened up once I got back from the test and a half hour later the doctor came in and told me my brain was fine and he gave me a prescription of pills for vertigo and one there in the hospital. Once I got the news I was so relived and we went out and grabbed some Arby's before we got my pills and I was taken home. I gotta say that pill made me drowse and I slept ten hour only waking up a few times. It was hard to get up this morning too. So that's why I missed Frank Friday yesterday. Today were both chilling out in bed because the doctors never ran any blood work to tell me if I had a cold, flue or anything like that so I'm doing the bed rest thing till the cold symptoms go away. Being alone here and drowse sucks though because the day seems to be going on forever like times slowed down. I mean when I woke in the night It had been fifteen min since I went to bed but it felt like hours had passed and now that i'm up it feels later than it is. well thanks for reading and that's all for now. Happy nights till next time all, now I'm off to watch anime and get plenty to drink.

Back from the sick

Hey all its me (Ross) i'm back. Okay so I've been sick for like four days now with a reoccurring fever. I wish I was joking I really do but its true. Aside from that I've continued a mission I started a few weeks ago. The mission is to watch all the Bleach stuff on watchcartoononline.com and I will report that its going really well. I'm on episode 174 and the site only has 271 episodes dubbed in English along with two movies. Its been a load of fun but I just got confused. In the part I'm on now the princess just moved in next door. I'm so confused because i have no clew how they got out of the realm of the hollows. I mean is that explained in a movie or something? Pleas you bleach fans tell me. All I know is ichigo saved Orihime then it skipped to the one i'm on now. Its so damn confusing. I thought Rukia died but shes in this one now and can he still hollowfie? I know this was short but hope you liked it. See ya tomorrow for Frank Friday. Happy nights everyone.

New Equipment

Yo all its Noba. I know I've let you all hear from the other one for e bit too long now. So anyway Ross was reading this book the other day about cleaning clutter though I really don't see the point since he really doesn't have much shit to begin with. Anyway the idiot only got through ten pages before he decided to get rid of some stuff. To me that was just stupid as he didn't even end up getting much from doing it. He maybe got two boxes cleared. Somehow this lead to a trend that Ann quickly adopted. He screwed us into having to clear out buckets on the back porch and clear out stuff in the bathroom. Well here's where the story gets interesting. Once the bathroom was cleared Ann didn't need the old plastic shelf thing she had in there so now we have a new place for our equipment and the toy chest will start housing other stuff soonish. However along with the plastic cabinet she gave me a old kid so yey new stuff!!! One problem... Anyone know how to use it? Id heard about a friend learning to use this but if she happens to read this can you do me a favor and post up a link to a video about how to use this stuff.

 

In other news Ross wants you all to know hes lost weight and now only has four pounds to go till the damn BMI says hes the right weight for his size, age and gender. Anyway happy night till my next post everyone.

Apology & Catch Up

Mmm a little to the left master

Okay I (Ross) want to apologies for missing Frank Friday this week everyone. I was out late with Stacy and her boyfriend. She treated us to a movie so I got to see "The watch" which was fucking spectacular. I highly recommend it for anyone looking for a funny comedy go see it. When It comes out on DVD i'm buying it. I do have the pictures I planned to put up of all our furry buddy so I will put them up and will with hope be back on track in the coming week. Aside from that we have had a few heat storms here in Ohio that have sucked ass to be honest as our powers gone out for hours at a time two days in a row within the past 4 days. Most of the time during the first one it was hot but okay since Stacy wasnt there bugging me thogh it rained hard during that storm. Gotta hate being with a bitchy roommate when the power goes out and she has all the lighters and flashlights in the house. Especially if shes in a worse mood than normal. Also I got my packages In that I ordered off eBay. Gotta love when they send you the second broken DVD in a row and you only payed a dollar for it and all but a penny of that was shipping and handling.. That's really pissing me off but aside from that the rest as come in okay.

It was raining hard see?

We had a bit of an adventure the other night though as we went out to get the mail we got polled over and Stacy was freaking out as she had only had her license like less than two months. We apparently had the music up a little too loud, the muffler was falling off the car and not to mention what we found out when we were pulled over. She had no license just to add on to the fact it was like two in the morning. That cop was nice though so no ticket just a slip that said she needed to get it fixed and then checked. I think her nearly balling in the front seat when he showed up saved her from a ticket. She had to give him social security and she was like threatening to kill me as it had been my idea to go get the male while the cop was running a check the long way. Last bit isn't that exciting but i'm at 185LB again so not doing too bad. I say again because I dropped it then put it back on so whoops. Well that's it for me.


About damn time he shut up! I thought he was gonna use up this whole post on his own people. No joke I think he rambled most of that. Okay well yeah i'm back. I know after Frank you all show up to hear about me, Noba then him. Okay well I went to that movie too but before that I went to Spencers in the mall. That was fun. Too bad all their bondage equipment minus their tape was on the crap side of things. I'm sorry for any one who works there or shops for that there but its not really as good as the real BDSM gear. I'm not saying it wont work but it just isn't as good or at least at the one we went to. If i'd had any money id be bragging about the red bondage tape I bought there but I didn't so I wont be. Okay to let you in on what the eBay order was no it wasn't much in the way of kink this time. Mostly anime to be honest. I've really started to get settled into fetlife over the past few weeks and have a small but good group of friends so I'm happy with it. I did have a incident a few days back with a guy who ended up blocking me so I'll take the bad with the good. I'd think as an adult he could just talk things out with me but no he decided to act like a child and block me without even telling me why. Really hate it when people don't have the guts to tell me how I went to far so I can apologies to them. 8 out of 10 times I will too. Yeah I know my parts never as big as loud mouths but this is it for now from us. Keep reading and I hope you enjoyed reading this.

The Toy Chest

Yes people as promised I Noba am doing the long awaited blog on my TOY chest. It does exist and now its time for you all to get your proof. After this however Ross has a lot of shit to tell you, Its been crazy here so he does have a lot to say.

Okay well now lets not keep you waiting. This is my Toy chest, you can't see it but I have a lot of stuff in it and to be honest most of the crap in it are just pervertibles. (god I love pervertibles) Okay for anyone who doesn't know a pervertable is and non sexual object that can be used for a sexual activity. An example is the spatula being used as a paddle. Its great for that use, cheep, and can be sterilized easily so you can use it with multiple partners even if you get blood on it. (after you clean it of cores) Some of my stuff really was made for BDSM though. I'll do a blog on my books on the subject but not today. Anyway since I cant show you everything in the toy box I just picked out a few key things that I've picked up here and there. I left out basic stuff like lube and condoms because come on people you all know what they look like and if you don't your under age and shouldn't be here in the first place. Okay well that's it for now. I'll do another blog on some of my pervertables and what I plan to use them for eventually. Aside from that nothing really left to say. Now I'll turn it over to Ross.

Okay finally I get to talk. Let me start out with telling you there's only like eight or nine things to tell you so he exaggerated a little bit saying I had a lot of shit to talk about, maybe ten at the most. Okay he didn't exaggerate at all. I'll start right from the earliest one. I heard from my BFF's boyfriend well now ex-boyfriend. Apparently her ex-boyfriend started a bit of trouble and that and a few other things made the guy leave her. Shes okay though so I guess that's fine then though shes going to talk to the ex that made her last one leave soonish. After that bit of bad news comes the most recognizable one. That being that I added stuff to my blog to make it look better. I really would like to hear your opinion about it by the way.

Oh I have stayed at 190LB so my diet seems to be stuck but at least its not going up and I now really understand how hard it is to count calories. This shit sucks but at least its helping my figure a bit. I think I need to recheck how much I can eat now since I dropped ten pounds.

We got bad news on the pup. Hes gonna die thanks to the face that we cant pay the bill for the surgeries for him. Pretty much its gonna expand and crush his ribs and then explode inside him. :( On the same note we are gonna have to send him to the shelter now anyway so maybe he'll get lucky and someone there will do the surgery to get him better. The reason we need to get rid of him is that hes become destructive and he ate the cord to a 35 dollar fan for spite as part of his little protest since we aren't feeding them wet dog food or any food/water in the house to stop from having as many accidents. It started with them peeing in spots they know we need to step then escalated to them knocking cans off the shelf and shredding the labels for spite. After that cord was gone it looks like he started nibbling on the cord to the fridge and hes been chewing on the legs to the table and the sides of my wooden box I'm letting Ann keep some of her stuff it. I'm gonna give it to her after this if she can still use it.

After that there's another small thing. I'm finally learning how to drive. Kinda sucks that at 20 I'm just now learning. I kinda hate driving to be honest. All we have to practice in is an SUV and I cant park or use the gas peddle at all without gunning it. Ann's a perfectionist so she wont even let me take my driving test till I do everything perfect. Aside from that the book is so boring I haven't gotten very far in reading it to take the computer scored portion.

Next is that I started a website and I'm trying to promote some of my stuff online so more people get to see it. The site is mainly a place to get to my other blogs and stuff once I get the links up, and for me to get to talk to everyone and maybe even meet my fans.  Its nothing big but still I like it. Well here's a link to that and do feel free to join up and become a member of it. http://nobas.webs.com/?fb_comment_id=fbc_10150989544467866_23054202_10150989773892866#fbb058b88

The biggest news though is the storm that hit Ohio and caused such a mess. oh and the heat adviser that's making life hellish around here. Its in the 90s like every day now *frowns*. So back to the storm. It came threw and ended up making the whole state loose power. Lucky for us we only lost it for like ten min but our internet was out for like a whole day. Other people weren't so lucky and lost all their power. The storm came in so fast and strong too. It knocked over our trash and a few boards from out fenced in back porch. Trees fell on peoples houses and shit. It looked like a damn blizzard or sandstorm outside only with water instead or snow or sand. The next day was fun too since we had to go into town and needed to stop at our gas station in town. Bad idea since everyone suddenly wanted to get gas encase the power went out again. We had to wait in line over an hour to get to the pump and I wanted to beat an old man since less for running across the street to cut in line after id waited in line over 45min in the heat advisory and we were running on fumes. Other idiots held up the lines to make beer runs and it was even worse out at the truck stop as there the line backed up so much it stretched out onto the free way. Oh and when we got into town after that bull shit we went to Kroger and they had thrown away everything in the fruit/veggy section, freezer section, and fridge section rather than give what of it was still good to the homeless or sell it at half price. Aldi's thank god had the since to just mark their stuff down which made it easier to get the meals I'll be eating with Ann's girl while shes back on the rode with her hubby for the week. Yep I'm with her alone again for another week only this time we get to watch all the dogs in a heat adviser as an added bonus. Its not that I mind being with just her or watching the dogs to let Ann get alone time with her husband no its the heat and the fights I know will happen already. Found out they are looking for workers there at 10.75 an hour to start off. I may apply so I can get some job experience before I move.

Last bit Is I'm getting a better understanding of my twitter and am not on every day. If anyone wants to fallow me feel free. You'll find my screen name in the side bar. Yes I'm BOYxPrincess. Oh and We heard about the bird. All the time I've lived with Ann (a few years) she tried to get it to cuss and the new owner has gotten him to within the first three weeks of owning him. she did it by accident but still now he has picked up the phrase God Damn It and practices it loudly all the time. Aside from that share my blog, become a follower of it, hell like it on Facebook/twitter or something lol. I could use the extra visitors to get it more popular. Aside from that have a good day. Thanks for reading and I hope you liked it and continue to read my stuff.

problems

Hey I know its been over two weeks but their is a reason why this one isn't bi weekly. Truth is I (Ross) have been having major computer issues and a few worries about my, lets call it lifestyle. So Ive been trying to deal with it and come up with ways to change it slightly to fix those problems.

Well I thought id developed an ED from looking at too much IP (internet porn) but that may not be the case at the moment. I just found out via Ann when I was acting strangely I'm sick again. I'm glad it may not be an ED and I plan to cut back on IP and masturbating to prevent an ED. Though I am getting sick of being sick. After I post this I'm taking some meds to knock me on my ass so I get some sleep. If I dont take them I'll get board and want to be active which will probably make things worse for me.

As I said my computers been acting up a lot here recently. It keeps freezing up and throwing me off the internet or saying its gonna turn itself off to prevent a critical error. In short my computers sick too only I dont think its gonna get much better if at all. So knowing that I've decided to take my massive $600 collage fund out of my account and spend what they will give me of it on a new laptop and retire this one to looking up more IP lol. Hey I didn't say I'm quitting on IP just cutting back as I should, all things in moderation after all. It just means I'll need to find more none sexual stuff to read and watch again. Should be easy enough.

I also got to go to my little sisters graduation. She got a couple honors and awards but I wasn't all that enthusiastic as I almost fell asleep threw a few parts of it and I knew no one in it except her. The music they chose to play at it sounded like what id imagine the mad hatter from Alice In Wonderland would listen to if he had an mp3 player. It was so cartoony and lame. Then it got worse when they tried to sing because the quire was all off key and it sounded terrible though the crappy speaker set up probably made that a lot worse. Don't get my wrong I'm proud she graduated and even was told recently shes homecoming queen but still.




Kenny

 On a happier note I got to go to my best friends graduation in my old town. That one was completely different. I'll just start from me getting to town and staying over night at my dad's house then work my way through the graduation. So I got to my dad's place which I didn't really like because I dont have the best relationship with him. Its not bad or anything but its not great ether. I was bought a burger for dinner which was good and I spent the night using his Google blue ray player and playing online. The next morning I used it some more till I got to talking to my BFF and we agreed to meet in town to walk around and talk before her graduation. I got to see her brother and hes changed a lot from last time I saw him. I honestly didn't recognize him. Then we went walking and ended up at her mom's place. Id never been there and which is why we never really went out back in high school before i transferred so I wouldn't have to do community service to graduate. Anyway we hung out a bit then she walked me back to the main rode cuz I have a bad since of direction. On the way I found the janitors keys so when I got back I handed them to my dad to turn in and I wasted the next few hours till graduation. When I got there the place was packed so I had to sit way in the back and I ended up next to her step-dad! I just met the man not even four hours earlier so that was kinda wired. Sometime during graduation I got to talk to my old choir teacher and I found out one of my friends had been arrested. It was great to see him but not good to hear Vick had been put in jail for possession. I thought she knew better than to mess around with that shit. Oh well so she didn't get to walk though she did graduate and so did my other two male friends. Kenny was so happy to see me I got lifted off the ground in a bear hug I never saw coming lol. It was great to see 3 of my closest friends from high school again to send them off into the real world (hell). The music was excellent and in harmony. I didn't fall asleep, the speeches were even better and less boring than at my sisters. I got a few pictures with my dads camera and it was honestly hard to leave after seeing them all again. So there ended their high school careers and they couldn't be happier (honestly who can blame them).



My Best Friend

Oh my last bit of news is in regards to my diet. Its going well. I'm down to 190LB last I checked. I think its a great improvement and I hope by next month to be down to at least 185LB. Well that's all for now. I better get to bed now and get better so till next time and keep reading.

Coming Late

Hey it’s Ross. Okay I know it’s been almost two weeks since my last post. I've been a bit lazy to be honest but I did say I'd make this bi-weekly at worst. So let’s start right off where I left off. A few days went by with the new hellions and I grew past the I don't want anything to do with them phase. Diablo's name got changed to Mason by Ted. Carlos is doing better now. After his one day with five seizures in a row he hasn't had another one since. He wasn't able to eat solid food for like a week after his health problem. Since then I've gotten use to them being around though I still hate the whining they do just because they don’t want to be in the cage or kitchen. It’s really their own fault they aren't allowed on the mattress in the front room or the carpet without being herded to the door to go out. That's what happens when they have accidents. At least in the kitchen on the hard wood it’s easier to clean up.

Well unless you have guessed it or your clairvoyant you haven't known till now I graduated last year and my one blood related sister is graduating in two days. What does this have to do with the past two weeks you ask? Simple my uncle just found out because he never got a card in the mail because we were given the wrong address last year. Well he is super cool and I like him a lot. He’s my father’s brother and a great artist. Not like famous great but still talented though a bit out there. Anyway he sent me and as I'm told my sister our graduation gifts the other day. :) He has wonderful taste or just knows me too well because aside from fifty bucks I got this great necklace that he bought as Zack's Avenue. This thing is so cool and beats the hell out of my father’s one none cash/gift card gift and my grandma’s gift to me. She gave me a glass paperweight made in Scotland. I love the design and though I don't typically go for gold or male jewelry much this one’s an exception. Yes people I wear woman's necklaces a lot because I like them. Aside from my silver chain my mom gave to me and I broke and had to repair I don't own much male jewelry. I mean I have my class ring but that's about it aside from those two necklaces.

On mother’s day I went out with my mom to spend some time with her and we went shopping which was okay. Can't say I like grocery shopping though but I managed to get through it. While we were out I was looking to buy something like the Google TV Blue Ray player because I want to run the internet through my TV. I went to Walmart and picked up what I was told would do the same thing and was in my price budget of fifty sixty five bucks. Needless to say the blonds they put back in electronics who are "Experts" know little or shit about the product they are selling. I was told my new Roku LG would let me run my Facebook and twitter completely and it doesn't. Well I called my father to see if it would do what I wanted so I could return it if it wouldn't but he never called me back. When I got home I was promptly lectured for wanting to share it but not leave it in the front room. Ann and her husband aren't comfortable going into others rooms for long if at all. So I blew it off and hooked it up to find I was lied to about what It could do. I was gonna return it but then I found out it had a lot of my addiction on it (Anime) for free to watch. I was hooked from that point and have added a few things since then to have more fun with it.

My battery came in the mail but it doesn't seem to fit in my computer :( which is upsetting because that means I have to keep using this battery that only holds like a hour and a half long charge if I'm lucky. Oh well I'm gonna have my father take a look at it when I go to stay overnight at his place after my sisters graduation. I have to stay overnight because my BFF is having her graduation the next day and she came to mine plus I think of her kinda like the sister I never had and really want to be there for her. She’s like the sweetest girl I know and I love her to death though I don’t think us trying to be a couple would be best since she’s the only friend I've kept in contact with from high school. It’s not that we both don't want to do it because we both have admitted we want to date but I can’t be there for her because of where I live and moving back to her town isn't what I want to do. She’s like the only girl I've opened up to who hasn't tried to fuck me over in real life. I feel super comfortable near her and she has a way of making me smile without even trying as I've been told. I really feel I can tell her anything and she has no problems with who I am or what I'm into ether. I was really sad when she said she was gonna move to Florida a few months back but now I hear she got a job and changed her mind so she plans to stay in our state. If she had moved out of state I may have taken Ann up on her suggestion and did that job core thing so I could move away from here free and start a new life somewhere else. I’d choose somewhere colder than this if I had a choice though. It’s so damn hot here.

The diet is going really off and on between good and bad. First off I fucked up finding how many calories I can eat a day then I messed up thinking Kool Aid only had thirty.  I'm back on track now though which is good not to mention I am not gaining weight which I like though I'm not losing it very fast ether. I seem to be staying between 203 and 198LB at all times so far. Maybe I should include exercise again to lose more and drink more ice water. I had no problems giving up almost all sugars though which has helped. Oddly enough thou it seems to be working for me though I haven't tried those pants on again to see if they are still tight. I did get new pants though and it seems 38x30s fit me best. (Damn my child bearing hips) I can wear 36s though but they are a bit tight when I sit down, hoping to fix that soon.

I also found out one of my old YouTube videos on my previous account hit over 790 views. I was shocked to say the least since I forgot about the video point blank till I got an email about someone commenting on it. It kinda made me proud I made it and that so many people liked it so much though I do think it was one of my better AMVs.

I'd say I should rap it up for now since that was the highlights for ya and I'm starting to ramble a bit. Hope you liked it and keep reading.

Pains and Twitter

Hi all. okay I think I'm gonna be posting weekly or biweekly at the latest from now on. Now that I've said that little notice we can get to the stuff you came here to read. 

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Okay well this week Started off as normal as possible. Everything was fine then I (Ross) somehow managed to sprain my right wrist without noticing till later. It sucked hard because I have no clue how it happened and I didn't have anything to put it in. I settled for Ibuprofen and at two pills of the  200mg stuff a day I've gotten back to the point where I can snap my finger without pain though if i put a bit of pressure on it while its down it shoots pain still. Oh well it'll get better soon though. Aside from that My diets going fairly well. I checked today and I'm down to 201LB so I can tell its working which makes me smile when I see that I've dropped a pound or more. 

I think frank is crazy now. He has picked up the habit of talking to himself loudly. He'll be meowing loudly in another room and change his meows to answer himself. Oh and if you interrupt his conversation with himself he'll glare at you till you shut up then he'll go back to talking to himself and wander into another room. He's kinda upset because he hasn't had his fix in over a week and a half. He'll be happy later today though because Ann bought some catnip while she was out.

Apparently Ann decided when she moves to give the quaker and the African tortoise to friends. Norbert (the tortoise) is going to my sis/aunt who loves reptiles. I'm taking the cat and the bird is going to a gay friend of my aunts. It'll be kinda sad to see them all be separated but still it's good that they are going to good homes.

Okay now that he's done with his update its my (Noba) turn. Since last time I got to go to Lows again. This time I got a two one foot long links of log chain and a few new Blue Hawk chain quick links. Why buy handcuffs which are uncomfortable and cost a lot for a real set when you can just get clips and chains to attach to a submissive wrist cuffs which are more comfortable? I dont see a need to get handcuffs and spend more than I have to. 

I've gotten better with my fetlife and made a few wonderful friends. They are great and so nice. I found a few groups to join there with people who share a interest of mine. Everyone on there has been so sweet and nice. I liked some pictures and have had fun so far. (:

I found a new blog to fallow that seems interesting. I cant wait to start reading it. I think it will be a lot of fun once I get to. Aside from that I made a twitter which is something I never thought id do but it has been a great way to talk to a few of my favorite kinksters. At first I was nervous about talking to one of them because he's a really experienced Dom and I felt a bit intimidated to be honest. It's not that hes a bad guy it's just I felt kinda like I didn't have the right to right away. So after a few days I've worked myself into talking to him more. The other was really easy to talk to because I have been for a little bit now. Aside from that I found a great BDSM joke that some of you may like so I'll past it up for you to see. Just know I own nothing. I hope you like it and talk to ya all next time.

What NOT to do With Your Dominant

• Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry the vein above his right eye throbs.
• "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.
• "Oh my god, where did you get those, they are gorgeous!!!" is not considered boot worship.
• "Ya want fries with that?", "Want me to drink it for you too?" are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.
• Flipping your dominant off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have ways of knowing these things.
• Putting lube, goop, Superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the hands of Master on his toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.
• Kicking that toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffs and make you crawl for it...repeatedly.
• "Bite me" is never an intelligent response to a command.
• Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Master's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.
• Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie" is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.
• Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices his Japanese rope work on you will try his patience, quickly.
• Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while your dominant is discussing your punishment is not wise.
• There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day, or the pms defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it.
• Pretending Master's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing the "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down" song is not a good idea.
• Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you punished.
• Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same, or worse.
• "I know you are but what am I?" is not the appropriate response when called a raunchy little whore during humiliation play.
• Using the spreader bars, paddles or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.
• "Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" is an unacceptable remark when Master's flogger slips.
• When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says he wants to play, he doesn't mean hide-and-seek...he will find you eventually.
• Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce the place up is not what your dominant had in mind.
• "Faster, faster, we need a new Master" is NOT the song to sing during a session.
• "Oh, and you think I am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your dominant say he is not pleased.
• During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes, Marster" when ordered to fetch something.
• Adding "Sir" or "Master" to "Fuck that plan!" will not save you.
• Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.
• Arguing whether "Master might not be right, but Master is never wrong" is Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner on a bed of Legos "to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation."
• Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack your Owner up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay BIG.
• Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit??" is considered a cry for help amongst submissive suicide prevention workers.

Catching Up

 Warning: This will be a really long post because Ive been gone so long.
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Wow I can hardly believe its been almost two weeks since I (Ross) made a post on here. Sorry about that. Ive been busy recently. Well let me jump right too it a little bit after where I last left off. Oh yeah well Ann had to go to Columbus to get some muscle relaxers because her menopause was kicking in bad and she couldn't take hormone therapy because it would give her cancer. That didn't go as planned but her daughter and I went with her. Before we went to her appointment we visited an old friend of hers. hes funny as hell and a giant to be quite honest. (the guys built like a brown bear) So we hung out at his place after getting lost and him having to find us. Then we went to her appointment. (Never go to a free woman's health clinic for good help thinking its guaranteed because sorry girls but it isn't or at least not in this case.) The nurse listened to her say whats been going on and proceeded to tell her she was infected with the devil because she was connecting things that for the most part aren't all there. some of them are though  then the nurse prayed with her for an hour solid. After that they sent us to downtown to get a script for some meds and get checked out by a real doctor. We all got to the place they told us and the window said everything was moved to the hospital on parsons avenue. (for all those who have never been to there let me enlighten you. Pasons Avenue is not the kind of place you wanna be after dark and you dont really wanna be there long in the day light ether. Its one of those places where if you go into a parking lot you'll see broken car window glass all over the ground and if you watch the news you'll hear about a stabbing or shooting in one of the school or somewhere else there. Kinda like the bottoms in Columbus or the Bronx in New York) Anyway we went there and there was a very long line already and the assistants came out to tell everyone only one-hundred people from that county would be looked at and that they expected they would get through them by 9:30pm because the doctors wouldn't show up till 7:00pm. There are times where you just have to say "fuck it I dont feel like getting stabbed" and this was one of them so we left.

From there we went to see my aunt/big sister. Okay I'm only explaining this once so pay attention. I say aunt/big sister because when she was ten my mom (her sister) adopted her making her legally her child hence my big sister but the fact that shes my moms sister makes her my aunt too. Okay well she is my favorite aunt for good reason and is just cool as hell. I mean who else will be super excepting, give great advice, and let their 8 year old watch horror movies lol. Any way we got there and came right in and were met by her husband's miniature pincher. (It's the size of a chiwawa and the thing acts like its on crack or something all the time.) So we sat down and talked for a while. I asked her what she thought of a few job ideas I had on where I should try to work (still unemployed). She told us her work is only 3 days a week for full time but like twelve hour long shifts. Id love a job like that but I dont think I could deal with working in a retirement home as a male nurse. We talked for a few hours then went to see our good friends Ted and Debby. (I know wired quiescence we have a friend with the same first name and we have no clue how that happened at all) Anyways Debby and Ted gave her some good advice and we talked for a few hours. before heading home.

Then came last weekend. Okay well before I left I checked my weight on my old bathroom scale (I need to get a digital already). The thing is evil and said I was 210LB and since in only 5'8 that puts me like fifty pounds over weight. So on Friday around noon my father came and picked me up to go to my cousins wedding. We got to where he lives and had to wait till my half sister got out of school. So he showed me his new Google Blu Ray player (I so want one now). I showed him a few animes he might like since I'm really into anime and he gets YouTube to pull with that thing. Then we all loaded up and went for what would be a six hour long drive to Pennsylvania if we didn't drive so damn slow, stop so much, and take a longer rout than necessary. It took us eight hours to get there. That's a long time when you have to sit in the back of a dodge mini van. So after that wonderful trip there I was dropped off at my aunt and uncle's house to stay there while they went with my half sister to stay in a hotel. I was glad we did it that way because his wife is a pain in the ass to share a hotel room with and they wouldn't book two. I got to meet my cousin's new black boyfriend and he was really cool and respectful. hes one of those cultured black people who doesn't do the rapper fuck those bitches stuff. I stayed in the large bedroom they use as a laundry room/office. That's great because it has a door and all but the draft from the front door if someone leaves the entry way door that connects to the rest of the house comes right up the stairs into that room so its the second coldest room in the house and I was sleeping in a sleeping bag with a pillow. So the next day comes along and I go down for breakfast and it started going down hill from there. I poured honey which I think is too sweet over my food instead of syrup and had to eat it that way. then after eating I went to see my uncle Jim. I found him in the dinning room after a bit but he was with my grandfather peat who I really dont like because he made the family turn on my mom including my father. He asked what I was into these days and I said I liked to study and he asked what so I said adult subjects and had to go on to explain that I'm studying to get more into BDSM. My grandfathers room mate was all confused so mu uncle had to explain it to her then everything got all quiet after a short lecture on safety. From there I had planned to take a shower thinking I could get one before the wedding at the last moment because surely no one else thought of that. I was wrong and had to skip my shower and get dressed. Oh yes yet another disaster. I left my dress shirt back at home in Ohio so I had to barrow one. then I went to put on my suit and the pants didn't want to zip up or button because id put on weight since my father bought them for me after graduation the previous year (Never buy form fitting clothes if you want them to last). Eventually I got then to button and zip and it not only was crushing my crotch but also made it heard to breath along with slightly tearing near the zipper. Once they were on I couldn't bend down to put on my socks or shoes so I had to ask my grandmother to do it for me like a little kid. I was so ashamed by that and my uncles daughter who isn't related to me by blood laughed at me. I went for a run after I got them on because I was hoping that if I ram for the hour before the wedding my stomach might loosen up a bit. it did a little but when I took off the belt that helped too but not much. The best man was real cool and polite when he heard me tell him all this and being a big guy himself had experienced it. So we went to the wedding and reception. I got a lecture from my great uncle about marriage when I told him if id caught the grader belt it would be a curse not a blessing since I think of marriage as a form of legal slavery and unhealthy to stay in if your only staying because you cant afford a divorce. My father was mortified when his 8 year old caught the flowers to say who would be married next. Once we got back I was happy to take off the suit and declared I was going on a diet because most of my fat doesn't go to my stomach it goes to my ass instead so yeah I have a great ass but I have to wear a 37 to fit it which isn't really good for me since I was like 179LB less than three years ago. The next day we left and the ride was longer because my grandmother was coming back with us and my dads new kid was acting like a brat.

Okay that brings us to this week. I got home and Ted and his wife had me watch their daughter all this week since Ann decided to go out on the rode with him for a week. On Tuesday I checked my weight and it says I dropped three pounds. Stacy's been okay to deal with alone until I call her mom to see how things were going then she turned into a brat till I handed my phone to her to talk to her mom. Today shes been a bitch giving me the silent treatment for making her do some dishes and she got all pissed off earlier and started throwing my stuff out me window and on the front lawn. Aside from that today I walked all over town trying to find a place that would let Ted park his truck for free for the weekend then I came back and have been online and watching a horror movie marathon with Ann's bird ever since. We are watching the VHS tapes of the Halloween and nightmare on elm street together. I love the old Halloween before Rob Zombie ruined it. Oh and by the way I just checked my scale again and I'm down to 204LB :) . I need to start eating more fruits and vegetables if they will get me to the weight I want to be at (164LB). Well that's it for now. Thanks to everyone who read this all and I hope you enjoyed it. Till next time.

Sick is sick

Hey it's Ross. Well I'm back and as you can tell I was sick over the weekend :( . Let my back track to the start of the weekend on Friday night. Okay well this is how it went. Me and my roommates had planned to have a few drinks, eat a nice pre-Easter dinner since one of my roommates (well call him Ted) Ted is a trucker and had to work on Easter, and watch some movies together. We are closer than most roommates as you can see. I'll tell you right now that did NOT all happen. He got home on Friday and we did have a huge dinner with stuffing, turkey, deviled eggs, peas, crescents, and potatoes on Saturday. It was good and we watched a few movies but none of the ones we planned on. Friday had been spent by myself as he didn't get in till late and my other two house mates went to get him. They didn't get back till around 11:30 or so. We talked for a bit and watched a few movies but then we all went to bed. It got cold as hell that night and I somehow threw off my blankets and by morning woke up with a high fever and my arm hurting because I laid on it funny. I went to the front room feeling like shit and Ted's wife could tell I was sick (she’s so sweet). Being the caring type she sent me back to bed after I took some ibuprofen. She made me stay in bed for five and a half hours. Being an active person I like to move around so this felt like a punishment to me. I know she was looking out for me and all and I really appreciate it but still I didn't enjoy lying in bed sweating off my fever for five and a half hours. When I'm not moving around it feels to me kinda like I'm wasting time. Still sick is sick so I did it and was so glad when I got the okay to get out of bed again. The rest of the day till dinner was spent online chatting with friends, reading, and watching other videos we didn't plan to.

Ann (Ted's wife) and her daughter tried the Jello shots they made and found they weren't really that good and they made the whole kitchen smell like vodka whenever we opened the fridge door. I don’t really enjoy that smell at all so I stayed away from there a lot till they put them in containers to trap the smell. I didn't drink any of the bottle of wine I got either. See I have a fear of drinking. Not because I don’t like people who drink or anything like that but for two reasons. One being that I say a lot of wired shit sober and the thought of me being drunk and not giving a shit what I say scares the hell out of me. I kinda feel that I need to sensor myself a lot and I don’t really like the thought of an uncensored me running around saying shit with little to no thought of the consequences of my actions. The other is that all my life my grandmother has told me that the men in my father’s side of the family tend to be angry drunks and I have no desire to get mad at people and possibly loose it over little shit. Also factor in that I’ve never had any drinks and my weight and I think it wouldn't take much to get me drunk fast.

So today Ted goes back to work later and we are all kinda doing our own thing. I know Ted and Ann are watching T.V and their daughter is texting as I type this so over all a different weekend from our norm around here but it’s been pretty okay for the most part. I hope we get to watch the last harry potter sometime in the next few weeks. I still have yet to see it and I know Ann hasn't ether even though she got it for Christmas. Well I'll keep you updated so till next time. Keep reading and I hope you enjoy.