Welcoming Sadie

Okay so today I got my order from eBay. I've decided to tell about each order I make on here just for the hell of it. So today I welcome little Sadie to my family. After hearing about Living Dead Dolls from a friend on fetlife I knew I had to order one. I looked on eBay for about an hour before I found her though shes a mini shes so cute/creepy. She was also probably the most expensive toy I've ever payed for with money I earned too. Aside from her today I got a DVD I've wanted for a long time only every time I called to order it I was told they would need to special order it and it would cost me around 25 bucks. I got it for only 9.99 and I'm so happy. Unfortunately I got Temptation in a sleeve instead of its box like I thought I would but I can live with this as long as it works I guess. I hate it when the seller doesn't give details so you have to rely on the picture and find out later though that you aren't getting what you thought you bid on. Well that's all for this time and I'll tell Noba you all said hi. Thanks for reading and join me again some time, maybe on Frank Friday. Later :)

problems

Hey I know its been over two weeks but their is a reason why this one isn't bi weekly. Truth is I (Ross) have been having major computer issues and a few worries about my, lets call it lifestyle. So Ive been trying to deal with it and come up with ways to change it slightly to fix those problems.

Well I thought id developed an ED from looking at too much IP (internet porn) but that may not be the case at the moment. I just found out via Ann when I was acting strangely I'm sick again. I'm glad it may not be an ED and I plan to cut back on IP and masturbating to prevent an ED. Though I am getting sick of being sick. After I post this I'm taking some meds to knock me on my ass so I get some sleep. If I dont take them I'll get board and want to be active which will probably make things worse for me.

As I said my computers been acting up a lot here recently. It keeps freezing up and throwing me off the internet or saying its gonna turn itself off to prevent a critical error. In short my computers sick too only I dont think its gonna get much better if at all. So knowing that I've decided to take my massive $600 collage fund out of my account and spend what they will give me of it on a new laptop and retire this one to looking up more IP lol. Hey I didn't say I'm quitting on IP just cutting back as I should, all things in moderation after all. It just means I'll need to find more none sexual stuff to read and watch again. Should be easy enough.

I also got to go to my little sisters graduation. She got a couple honors and awards but I wasn't all that enthusiastic as I almost fell asleep threw a few parts of it and I knew no one in it except her. The music they chose to play at it sounded like what id imagine the mad hatter from Alice In Wonderland would listen to if he had an mp3 player. It was so cartoony and lame. Then it got worse when they tried to sing because the quire was all off key and it sounded terrible though the crappy speaker set up probably made that a lot worse. Don't get my wrong I'm proud she graduated and even was told recently shes homecoming queen but still.




Kenny

 On a happier note I got to go to my best friends graduation in my old town. That one was completely different. I'll just start from me getting to town and staying over night at my dad's house then work my way through the graduation. So I got to my dad's place which I didn't really like because I dont have the best relationship with him. Its not bad or anything but its not great ether. I was bought a burger for dinner which was good and I spent the night using his Google blue ray player and playing online. The next morning I used it some more till I got to talking to my BFF and we agreed to meet in town to walk around and talk before her graduation. I got to see her brother and hes changed a lot from last time I saw him. I honestly didn't recognize him. Then we went walking and ended up at her mom's place. Id never been there and which is why we never really went out back in high school before i transferred so I wouldn't have to do community service to graduate. Anyway we hung out a bit then she walked me back to the main rode cuz I have a bad since of direction. On the way I found the janitors keys so when I got back I handed them to my dad to turn in and I wasted the next few hours till graduation. When I got there the place was packed so I had to sit way in the back and I ended up next to her step-dad! I just met the man not even four hours earlier so that was kinda wired. Sometime during graduation I got to talk to my old choir teacher and I found out one of my friends had been arrested. It was great to see him but not good to hear Vick had been put in jail for possession. I thought she knew better than to mess around with that shit. Oh well so she didn't get to walk though she did graduate and so did my other two male friends. Kenny was so happy to see me I got lifted off the ground in a bear hug I never saw coming lol. It was great to see 3 of my closest friends from high school again to send them off into the real world (hell). The music was excellent and in harmony. I didn't fall asleep, the speeches were even better and less boring than at my sisters. I got a few pictures with my dads camera and it was honestly hard to leave after seeing them all again. So there ended their high school careers and they couldn't be happier (honestly who can blame them).



My Best Friend

Oh my last bit of news is in regards to my diet. Its going well. I'm down to 190LB last I checked. I think its a great improvement and I hope by next month to be down to at least 185LB. Well that's all for now. I better get to bed now and get better so till next time and keep reading.

Coming Late

Hey it’s Ross. Okay I know it’s been almost two weeks since my last post. I've been a bit lazy to be honest but I did say I'd make this bi-weekly at worst. So let’s start right off where I left off. A few days went by with the new hellions and I grew past the I don't want anything to do with them phase. Diablo's name got changed to Mason by Ted. Carlos is doing better now. After his one day with five seizures in a row he hasn't had another one since. He wasn't able to eat solid food for like a week after his health problem. Since then I've gotten use to them being around though I still hate the whining they do just because they don’t want to be in the cage or kitchen. It’s really their own fault they aren't allowed on the mattress in the front room or the carpet without being herded to the door to go out. That's what happens when they have accidents. At least in the kitchen on the hard wood it’s easier to clean up.

Well unless you have guessed it or your clairvoyant you haven't known till now I graduated last year and my one blood related sister is graduating in two days. What does this have to do with the past two weeks you ask? Simple my uncle just found out because he never got a card in the mail because we were given the wrong address last year. Well he is super cool and I like him a lot. He’s my father’s brother and a great artist. Not like famous great but still talented though a bit out there. Anyway he sent me and as I'm told my sister our graduation gifts the other day. :) He has wonderful taste or just knows me too well because aside from fifty bucks I got this great necklace that he bought as Zack's Avenue. This thing is so cool and beats the hell out of my father’s one none cash/gift card gift and my grandma’s gift to me. She gave me a glass paperweight made in Scotland. I love the design and though I don't typically go for gold or male jewelry much this one’s an exception. Yes people I wear woman's necklaces a lot because I like them. Aside from my silver chain my mom gave to me and I broke and had to repair I don't own much male jewelry. I mean I have my class ring but that's about it aside from those two necklaces.

On mother’s day I went out with my mom to spend some time with her and we went shopping which was okay. Can't say I like grocery shopping though but I managed to get through it. While we were out I was looking to buy something like the Google TV Blue Ray player because I want to run the internet through my TV. I went to Walmart and picked up what I was told would do the same thing and was in my price budget of fifty sixty five bucks. Needless to say the blonds they put back in electronics who are "Experts" know little or shit about the product they are selling. I was told my new Roku LG would let me run my Facebook and twitter completely and it doesn't. Well I called my father to see if it would do what I wanted so I could return it if it wouldn't but he never called me back. When I got home I was promptly lectured for wanting to share it but not leave it in the front room. Ann and her husband aren't comfortable going into others rooms for long if at all. So I blew it off and hooked it up to find I was lied to about what It could do. I was gonna return it but then I found out it had a lot of my addiction on it (Anime) for free to watch. I was hooked from that point and have added a few things since then to have more fun with it.

My battery came in the mail but it doesn't seem to fit in my computer :( which is upsetting because that means I have to keep using this battery that only holds like a hour and a half long charge if I'm lucky. Oh well I'm gonna have my father take a look at it when I go to stay overnight at his place after my sisters graduation. I have to stay overnight because my BFF is having her graduation the next day and she came to mine plus I think of her kinda like the sister I never had and really want to be there for her. She’s like the sweetest girl I know and I love her to death though I don’t think us trying to be a couple would be best since she’s the only friend I've kept in contact with from high school. It’s not that we both don't want to do it because we both have admitted we want to date but I can’t be there for her because of where I live and moving back to her town isn't what I want to do. She’s like the only girl I've opened up to who hasn't tried to fuck me over in real life. I feel super comfortable near her and she has a way of making me smile without even trying as I've been told. I really feel I can tell her anything and she has no problems with who I am or what I'm into ether. I was really sad when she said she was gonna move to Florida a few months back but now I hear she got a job and changed her mind so she plans to stay in our state. If she had moved out of state I may have taken Ann up on her suggestion and did that job core thing so I could move away from here free and start a new life somewhere else. I’d choose somewhere colder than this if I had a choice though. It’s so damn hot here.

The diet is going really off and on between good and bad. First off I fucked up finding how many calories I can eat a day then I messed up thinking Kool Aid only had thirty.  I'm back on track now though which is good not to mention I am not gaining weight which I like though I'm not losing it very fast ether. I seem to be staying between 203 and 198LB at all times so far. Maybe I should include exercise again to lose more and drink more ice water. I had no problems giving up almost all sugars though which has helped. Oddly enough thou it seems to be working for me though I haven't tried those pants on again to see if they are still tight. I did get new pants though and it seems 38x30s fit me best. (Damn my child bearing hips) I can wear 36s though but they are a bit tight when I sit down, hoping to fix that soon.

I also found out one of my old YouTube videos on my previous account hit over 790 views. I was shocked to say the least since I forgot about the video point blank till I got an email about someone commenting on it. It kinda made me proud I made it and that so many people liked it so much though I do think it was one of my better AMVs.

I'd say I should rap it up for now since that was the highlights for ya and I'm starting to ramble a bit. Hope you liked it and keep reading.

Pains and Twitter

Hi all. okay I think I'm gonna be posting weekly or biweekly at the latest from now on. Now that I've said that little notice we can get to the stuff you came here to read. 

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Okay well this week Started off as normal as possible. Everything was fine then I (Ross) somehow managed to sprain my right wrist without noticing till later. It sucked hard because I have no clue how it happened and I didn't have anything to put it in. I settled for Ibuprofen and at two pills of the  200mg stuff a day I've gotten back to the point where I can snap my finger without pain though if i put a bit of pressure on it while its down it shoots pain still. Oh well it'll get better soon though. Aside from that My diets going fairly well. I checked today and I'm down to 201LB so I can tell its working which makes me smile when I see that I've dropped a pound or more. 

I think frank is crazy now. He has picked up the habit of talking to himself loudly. He'll be meowing loudly in another room and change his meows to answer himself. Oh and if you interrupt his conversation with himself he'll glare at you till you shut up then he'll go back to talking to himself and wander into another room. He's kinda upset because he hasn't had his fix in over a week and a half. He'll be happy later today though because Ann bought some catnip while she was out.

Apparently Ann decided when she moves to give the quaker and the African tortoise to friends. Norbert (the tortoise) is going to my sis/aunt who loves reptiles. I'm taking the cat and the bird is going to a gay friend of my aunts. It'll be kinda sad to see them all be separated but still it's good that they are going to good homes.

Okay now that he's done with his update its my (Noba) turn. Since last time I got to go to Lows again. This time I got a two one foot long links of log chain and a few new Blue Hawk chain quick links. Why buy handcuffs which are uncomfortable and cost a lot for a real set when you can just get clips and chains to attach to a submissive wrist cuffs which are more comfortable? I dont see a need to get handcuffs and spend more than I have to. 

I've gotten better with my fetlife and made a few wonderful friends. They are great and so nice. I found a few groups to join there with people who share a interest of mine. Everyone on there has been so sweet and nice. I liked some pictures and have had fun so far. (:

I found a new blog to fallow that seems interesting. I cant wait to start reading it. I think it will be a lot of fun once I get to. Aside from that I made a twitter which is something I never thought id do but it has been a great way to talk to a few of my favorite kinksters. At first I was nervous about talking to one of them because he's a really experienced Dom and I felt a bit intimidated to be honest. It's not that hes a bad guy it's just I felt kinda like I didn't have the right to right away. So after a few days I've worked myself into talking to him more. The other was really easy to talk to because I have been for a little bit now. Aside from that I found a great BDSM joke that some of you may like so I'll past it up for you to see. Just know I own nothing. I hope you like it and talk to ya all next time.

What NOT to do With Your Dominant

• Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry the vein above his right eye throbs.
• "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.
• "Oh my god, where did you get those, they are gorgeous!!!" is not considered boot worship.
• "Ya want fries with that?", "Want me to drink it for you too?" are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.
• Flipping your dominant off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have ways of knowing these things.
• Putting lube, goop, Superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the hands of Master on his toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.
• Kicking that toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffs and make you crawl for it...repeatedly.
• "Bite me" is never an intelligent response to a command.
• Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Master's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.
• Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie" is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.
• Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices his Japanese rope work on you will try his patience, quickly.
• Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while your dominant is discussing your punishment is not wise.
• There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day, or the pms defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it.
• Pretending Master's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing the "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down" song is not a good idea.
• Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you punished.
• Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same, or worse.
• "I know you are but what am I?" is not the appropriate response when called a raunchy little whore during humiliation play.
• Using the spreader bars, paddles or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.
• "Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" is an unacceptable remark when Master's flogger slips.
• When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says he wants to play, he doesn't mean hide-and-seek...he will find you eventually.
• Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce the place up is not what your dominant had in mind.
• "Faster, faster, we need a new Master" is NOT the song to sing during a session.
• "Oh, and you think I am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your dominant say he is not pleased.
• During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes, Marster" when ordered to fetch something.
• Adding "Sir" or "Master" to "Fuck that plan!" will not save you.
• Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.
• Arguing whether "Master might not be right, but Master is never wrong" is Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner on a bed of Legos "to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation."
• Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack your Owner up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay BIG.
• Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit??" is considered a cry for help amongst submissive suicide prevention workers.