Apology & Catch Up

Mmm a little to the left master

Okay I (Ross) want to apologies for missing Frank Friday this week everyone. I was out late with Stacy and her boyfriend. She treated us to a movie so I got to see "The watch" which was fucking spectacular. I highly recommend it for anyone looking for a funny comedy go see it. When It comes out on DVD i'm buying it. I do have the pictures I planned to put up of all our furry buddy so I will put them up and will with hope be back on track in the coming week. Aside from that we have had a few heat storms here in Ohio that have sucked ass to be honest as our powers gone out for hours at a time two days in a row within the past 4 days. Most of the time during the first one it was hot but okay since Stacy wasnt there bugging me thogh it rained hard during that storm. Gotta hate being with a bitchy roommate when the power goes out and she has all the lighters and flashlights in the house. Especially if shes in a worse mood than normal. Also I got my packages In that I ordered off eBay. Gotta love when they send you the second broken DVD in a row and you only payed a dollar for it and all but a penny of that was shipping and handling.. That's really pissing me off but aside from that the rest as come in okay.

It was raining hard see?

We had a bit of an adventure the other night though as we went out to get the mail we got polled over and Stacy was freaking out as she had only had her license like less than two months. We apparently had the music up a little too loud, the muffler was falling off the car and not to mention what we found out when we were pulled over. She had no license just to add on to the fact it was like two in the morning. That cop was nice though so no ticket just a slip that said she needed to get it fixed and then checked. I think her nearly balling in the front seat when he showed up saved her from a ticket. She had to give him social security and she was like threatening to kill me as it had been my idea to go get the male while the cop was running a check the long way. Last bit isn't that exciting but i'm at 185LB again so not doing too bad. I say again because I dropped it then put it back on so whoops. Well that's it for me.


About damn time he shut up! I thought he was gonna use up this whole post on his own people. No joke I think he rambled most of that. Okay well yeah i'm back. I know after Frank you all show up to hear about me, Noba then him. Okay well I went to that movie too but before that I went to Spencers in the mall. That was fun. Too bad all their bondage equipment minus their tape was on the crap side of things. I'm sorry for any one who works there or shops for that there but its not really as good as the real BDSM gear. I'm not saying it wont work but it just isn't as good or at least at the one we went to. If i'd had any money id be bragging about the red bondage tape I bought there but I didn't so I wont be. Okay to let you in on what the eBay order was no it wasn't much in the way of kink this time. Mostly anime to be honest. I've really started to get settled into fetlife over the past few weeks and have a small but good group of friends so I'm happy with it. I did have a incident a few days back with a guy who ended up blocking me so I'll take the bad with the good. I'd think as an adult he could just talk things out with me but no he decided to act like a child and block me without even telling me why. Really hate it when people don't have the guts to tell me how I went to far so I can apologies to them. 8 out of 10 times I will too. Yeah I know my parts never as big as loud mouths but this is it for now from us. Keep reading and I hope you enjoyed reading this.

Frank Friday #1

I'm almost sure I can catch it once it comes down

He was chasing a bug when I took these but damn is he focused. Also I was playing around with my phones camera since I don't have a better one to use at the moment. Once my sister gets her old memory card cleared though shes agreed to give me the camera that goes with it, Score! :)

What the FUCK is Yoda?!!!

Okay been thinking about this for no apparent reason but now its starting to bother me. What the fuck is Yoda in Star Wars? I don't mean who is he because we all know that. We know him we love um but really what the fuck is he?! He lives in a swamp and hes not human. He's clearly not an Wookie and hes not an Ewoke. So what the hell is this strange green master of "The Force"?!!! I mean hes like if Buddha, the rat master from ninja turtles and a leprechaun all had a love child together would that make Yoda? No that is not my theory before you all get pissed at me and start leaving hateful comments. If anyone knows pleas let me know so I can stop thinking of this random question every time I watch Family Guy Star Wars.

Introducing Frank Fridays

Yes master I would like my belly rubbed

Okay well I think its time to make this blog more weekly if I can so I'm now gonna do Frank Fridays every week. This segment was inspired by a blogging kitty girl I met and Id like to thank her for giving me the idea. oh by the way shes holding a contest and the winner who is randomly selected wins a free Trojan Midnight Collection Multi-Position from Babeland. Well if anyone's interested in joining in it ends on the 31st of this month and here's the link http://www.the-sub-mission.com/trojan-toy-giveaway/ . So anyway here's the guy you read this to see, Frank.

The Toy Chest

Yes people as promised I Noba am doing the long awaited blog on my TOY chest. It does exist and now its time for you all to get your proof. After this however Ross has a lot of shit to tell you, Its been crazy here so he does have a lot to say.

Okay well now lets not keep you waiting. This is my Toy chest, you can't see it but I have a lot of stuff in it and to be honest most of the crap in it are just pervertibles. (god I love pervertibles) Okay for anyone who doesn't know a pervertable is and non sexual object that can be used for a sexual activity. An example is the spatula being used as a paddle. Its great for that use, cheep, and can be sterilized easily so you can use it with multiple partners even if you get blood on it. (after you clean it of cores) Some of my stuff really was made for BDSM though. I'll do a blog on my books on the subject but not today. Anyway since I cant show you everything in the toy box I just picked out a few key things that I've picked up here and there. I left out basic stuff like lube and condoms because come on people you all know what they look like and if you don't your under age and shouldn't be here in the first place. Okay well that's it for now. I'll do another blog on some of my pervertables and what I plan to use them for eventually. Aside from that nothing really left to say. Now I'll turn it over to Ross.

Okay finally I get to talk. Let me start out with telling you there's only like eight or nine things to tell you so he exaggerated a little bit saying I had a lot of shit to talk about, maybe ten at the most. Okay he didn't exaggerate at all. I'll start right from the earliest one. I heard from my BFF's boyfriend well now ex-boyfriend. Apparently her ex-boyfriend started a bit of trouble and that and a few other things made the guy leave her. Shes okay though so I guess that's fine then though shes going to talk to the ex that made her last one leave soonish. After that bit of bad news comes the most recognizable one. That being that I added stuff to my blog to make it look better. I really would like to hear your opinion about it by the way.

Oh I have stayed at 190LB so my diet seems to be stuck but at least its not going up and I now really understand how hard it is to count calories. This shit sucks but at least its helping my figure a bit. I think I need to recheck how much I can eat now since I dropped ten pounds.

We got bad news on the pup. Hes gonna die thanks to the face that we cant pay the bill for the surgeries for him. Pretty much its gonna expand and crush his ribs and then explode inside him. :( On the same note we are gonna have to send him to the shelter now anyway so maybe he'll get lucky and someone there will do the surgery to get him better. The reason we need to get rid of him is that hes become destructive and he ate the cord to a 35 dollar fan for spite as part of his little protest since we aren't feeding them wet dog food or any food/water in the house to stop from having as many accidents. It started with them peeing in spots they know we need to step then escalated to them knocking cans off the shelf and shredding the labels for spite. After that cord was gone it looks like he started nibbling on the cord to the fridge and hes been chewing on the legs to the table and the sides of my wooden box I'm letting Ann keep some of her stuff it. I'm gonna give it to her after this if she can still use it.

After that there's another small thing. I'm finally learning how to drive. Kinda sucks that at 20 I'm just now learning. I kinda hate driving to be honest. All we have to practice in is an SUV and I cant park or use the gas peddle at all without gunning it. Ann's a perfectionist so she wont even let me take my driving test till I do everything perfect. Aside from that the book is so boring I haven't gotten very far in reading it to take the computer scored portion.

Next is that I started a website and I'm trying to promote some of my stuff online so more people get to see it. The site is mainly a place to get to my other blogs and stuff once I get the links up, and for me to get to talk to everyone and maybe even meet my fans.  Its nothing big but still I like it. Well here's a link to that and do feel free to join up and become a member of it. http://nobas.webs.com/?fb_comment_id=fbc_10150989544467866_23054202_10150989773892866#fbb058b88

The biggest news though is the storm that hit Ohio and caused such a mess. oh and the heat adviser that's making life hellish around here. Its in the 90s like every day now *frowns*. So back to the storm. It came threw and ended up making the whole state loose power. Lucky for us we only lost it for like ten min but our internet was out for like a whole day. Other people weren't so lucky and lost all their power. The storm came in so fast and strong too. It knocked over our trash and a few boards from out fenced in back porch. Trees fell on peoples houses and shit. It looked like a damn blizzard or sandstorm outside only with water instead or snow or sand. The next day was fun too since we had to go into town and needed to stop at our gas station in town. Bad idea since everyone suddenly wanted to get gas encase the power went out again. We had to wait in line over an hour to get to the pump and I wanted to beat an old man since less for running across the street to cut in line after id waited in line over 45min in the heat advisory and we were running on fumes. Other idiots held up the lines to make beer runs and it was even worse out at the truck stop as there the line backed up so much it stretched out onto the free way. Oh and when we got into town after that bull shit we went to Kroger and they had thrown away everything in the fruit/veggy section, freezer section, and fridge section rather than give what of it was still good to the homeless or sell it at half price. Aldi's thank god had the since to just mark their stuff down which made it easier to get the meals I'll be eating with Ann's girl while shes back on the rode with her hubby for the week. Yep I'm with her alone again for another week only this time we get to watch all the dogs in a heat adviser as an added bonus. Its not that I mind being with just her or watching the dogs to let Ann get alone time with her husband no its the heat and the fights I know will happen already. Found out they are looking for workers there at 10.75 an hour to start off. I may apply so I can get some job experience before I move.

Last bit Is I'm getting a better understanding of my twitter and am not on every day. If anyone wants to fallow me feel free. You'll find my screen name in the side bar. Yes I'm BOYxPrincess. Oh and We heard about the bird. All the time I've lived with Ann (a few years) she tried to get it to cuss and the new owner has gotten him to within the first three weeks of owning him. she did it by accident but still now he has picked up the phrase God Damn It and practices it loudly all the time. Aside from that share my blog, become a follower of it, hell like it on Facebook/twitter or something lol. I could use the extra visitors to get it more popular. Aside from that have a good day. Thanks for reading and I hope you liked it and continue to read my stuff.

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problems

Hey I know its been over two weeks but their is a reason why this one isn't bi weekly. Truth is I (Ross) have been having major computer issues and a few worries about my, lets call it lifestyle. So Ive been trying to deal with it and come up with ways to change it slightly to fix those problems.

Well I thought id developed an ED from looking at too much IP (internet porn) but that may not be the case at the moment. I just found out via Ann when I was acting strangely I'm sick again. I'm glad it may not be an ED and I plan to cut back on IP and masturbating to prevent an ED. Though I am getting sick of being sick. After I post this I'm taking some meds to knock me on my ass so I get some sleep. If I dont take them I'll get board and want to be active which will probably make things worse for me.

As I said my computers been acting up a lot here recently. It keeps freezing up and throwing me off the internet or saying its gonna turn itself off to prevent a critical error. In short my computers sick too only I dont think its gonna get much better if at all. So knowing that I've decided to take my massive $600 collage fund out of my account and spend what they will give me of it on a new laptop and retire this one to looking up more IP lol. Hey I didn't say I'm quitting on IP just cutting back as I should, all things in moderation after all. It just means I'll need to find more none sexual stuff to read and watch again. Should be easy enough.

I also got to go to my little sisters graduation. She got a couple honors and awards but I wasn't all that enthusiastic as I almost fell asleep threw a few parts of it and I knew no one in it except her. The music they chose to play at it sounded like what id imagine the mad hatter from Alice In Wonderland would listen to if he had an mp3 player. It was so cartoony and lame. Then it got worse when they tried to sing because the quire was all off key and it sounded terrible though the crappy speaker set up probably made that a lot worse. Don't get my wrong I'm proud she graduated and even was told recently shes homecoming queen but still.




Kenny

 On a happier note I got to go to my best friends graduation in my old town. That one was completely different. I'll just start from me getting to town and staying over night at my dad's house then work my way through the graduation. So I got to my dad's place which I didn't really like because I dont have the best relationship with him. Its not bad or anything but its not great ether. I was bought a burger for dinner which was good and I spent the night using his Google blue ray player and playing online. The next morning I used it some more till I got to talking to my BFF and we agreed to meet in town to walk around and talk before her graduation. I got to see her brother and hes changed a lot from last time I saw him. I honestly didn't recognize him. Then we went walking and ended up at her mom's place. Id never been there and which is why we never really went out back in high school before i transferred so I wouldn't have to do community service to graduate. Anyway we hung out a bit then she walked me back to the main rode cuz I have a bad since of direction. On the way I found the janitors keys so when I got back I handed them to my dad to turn in and I wasted the next few hours till graduation. When I got there the place was packed so I had to sit way in the back and I ended up next to her step-dad! I just met the man not even four hours earlier so that was kinda wired. Sometime during graduation I got to talk to my old choir teacher and I found out one of my friends had been arrested. It was great to see him but not good to hear Vick had been put in jail for possession. I thought she knew better than to mess around with that shit. Oh well so she didn't get to walk though she did graduate and so did my other two male friends. Kenny was so happy to see me I got lifted off the ground in a bear hug I never saw coming lol. It was great to see 3 of my closest friends from high school again to send them off into the real world (hell). The music was excellent and in harmony. I didn't fall asleep, the speeches were even better and less boring than at my sisters. I got a few pictures with my dads camera and it was honestly hard to leave after seeing them all again. So there ended their high school careers and they couldn't be happier (honestly who can blame them).



My Best Friend

Oh my last bit of news is in regards to my diet. Its going well. I'm down to 190LB last I checked. I think its a great improvement and I hope by next month to be down to at least 185LB. Well that's all for now. I better get to bed now and get better so till next time and keep reading.